>accidentally locked myself in my room
>don't know any in my res to call and help me
what do?
Accidentally locked myself in my room
Masturbate.
Originallo le oriiginal
Smash the door
I'm in a uni residence, I'll get kicked out if I break anything
Who tf cares. Tell them you were locked in.
As for breaking it, just keep kicking where the lock would be.
Defenestrate yourself
>Who tf cares
I care user. Getting kicked out of res makes you look bad. I need another solution
Get screwdriver, dismantle lock from inside, look up instructions, get some fucking agency
What kind of garbage ass locks do you have that you're able to lock yourself IN??? That's some fire code violation shit
>Get screwdriver
Where on earth am I supposed to get that? So you think I just keep tools in my room?
It's one of those rotating locks, kinda like the ones in bathrooms. I unlocked my for from outside but forgot to take the key out, and then I locked it from the inside. Now it won't unlock again since the key is stopping it from moving
Is it an interior door that your locked behind or the main exterior door?
"Rotating"? Take a picture
You're on the internet. Use social media to your advantage senpai.
This a weak ass senpai
The key is outside
>implying I use any social media
Have you forgotten what board you're on?
Try vigorous wiggling while turning knob, or if it's just a patch and not a bolt you may be able to pop the bitch open with a credit card
>It's one of those rotating locks, kinda like the ones in bathrooms. I unlocked my for from outside but forgot to take the key out, and then I locked it from the inside. Now it won't unlock again since the key is stopping it from moving
this is hilarious I'm actually laughing so hard when someone has to come rescue you trust me nobody is going to forget about this one omg lmfao
Euro locks are trash, I'm surprised more of you fools don't die in fires
Slip a note under the door explaining and sit by banging on it as you hear people walking by.
Okay I'll do the note thing but I'm too afraid to bang on the door. My anxiety won't allow it
i hear hear people outside but no one's reading my note
why wouldn't it open?
I would take the door handle apart t b h and see what's going on
or be a faggot and find the number of your accommodation and they'll send a guy round
embrace your new environment, this is your home now; become one with your surroundings filling it up with pizza boxes and pee-bottles (you can poop out the window like a normal person if you want), but it's your territory: and your new reality - become the res monster you were always meant to be bro
Can't see why having the key inserted would disable the inside knobs, might just be binding from some kind of pressure on the door, try pulling or pressing on the door to relieve pressure while operating inside knobs/lever
it's 11pm, i cant call anyone right now. the key is still in the other side and i locked it from the inside without knowing. now it wont unlock again
i can see the lock, it's definitely not going to open as long as the key is in the other side
DELET
knife, spoon handle, tweezers
are you a female or something?
What materials are at your disposal, y'all gonna have to be a macguyver for this one
Call 911 maybe, i mean you're kinda in an emergency situation
I'm just saying OP
you COULD just kick the door in
I think your shit looks like this on the inside, get creative
call security you mongoloid
your campus should have a 24-hour hotline so google their number
just bang on the door you sped anxiety is a myth
if you wait long enough your drive for hunger will override your social anxiety
Senario: Campus security all rapists
Note should read "will trade sex for freedom"
You know, the same thing happened to a girl at my campus and by the time she was found, more than 24 hrs had passed and she was completely dehydrated. I'm sure you'll be fine tho :)
Just jiggle the door until it opens. As long as there is no deadbolt lock, it should open this way.
>by the time she was found
no one would even know i was missing user. and it doesn't seem like my note is working
Throw stuff out the window or rattle the door super hard. Dont you have anybody that you could call or text?
SOMEONE SAW IT! FREEEEEEDOM!
>implying that
>A: This is real
>or B: someone is genuinely this stupid
call emergency services tardlet
thanks for sticking around for my escapades anons, now i can finally go to bed
piss urself
post pics so i can masturb8 to it
lol dumb euroscum locks
This thread is an amazing example of natural selection although it's somewhat unfortunate that OPs life isn't in danger because this is the kind of stupid that should erase you from. Society and the gene pool.
And you didn't start a conversation with them? Could have made a friend or at least an acquaintance. Ya blew it.
this has to be a LARP.
your school has to have fire safe rooms otherwise they would be sued out the ass