This scares and confuses the American

This scares and confuses the American

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This is a new one, explain?

They have no idea what it is or how to use it

Absolutely true. I've seen this happen so many times it's not even fucking funny.
Why aren't more Europeans talking about this?

just use a knife you fucking retard

He’s right oh fuck what is it?
Is it tea related?

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Well Im not scared. I have used it to cut cake.

What am I suppose to use it for.

it's for soft cheeses

An American exchange stident was using this as a spatula at my house
Best laugh I ever had

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its just a cheese slicer
thats it belgium this is the final straw
Everyone itt thread type out
>i dont believe in belgium

This scares the Belgian and is known to occasionally induce aneurysms in him at the mere sight of it.

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This is your cheese

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this is your country

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>WAAHHH MY SHIT TAKES LONGER AND SPECIAL TOOLS SO ITS BETTER
cope

he's mocking the low quality of the cheese. trust me ive studied yuropoors for years.

>Cheese slicer
Why would we need it if we could buy slice cheese

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Holy shit

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Please delet this, this scares and confuses me.

its literally the same shit you buy in blocks just sliced unless you buy kraft cheese
but europoors will never understand the taste of a grilled cheese with kraft

dont brits get scared if someone talks on a trolly?
i wouldnt be acting all high and mighty

seriously grilled cheese taste good even with kraft desu.

>WAAH MY SHIT IS ACTUALLY SHIT AND WE MAKE IT SHIT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF CONVENIENCE AND JUST FORGET ABOIT ANY KIND OF QUALITY TASTE OR CHARACTER

How American

kraft is the optimal cheese for a grilled cheese to be honest

A trolly is a shopping cart you spastic learn your shit before you try to speak to the civilised world

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I won't lie, American sliced "cheese" wrapped in plastic is pretty gross. I wish it weren't true but it is.

But seriously, why would you need a special tool for that? Damned near any knife will easily get the job done.

Gross, shut up.

its for killing flies

No, a knife will not work just as good
It's the hole which actually cuts

THE AMERICAN IS CONFUSED AND AFRAID

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listen when i make a fucking grilled cheese im not trying be master chef here, im trying to have a cheap snack
from my observations i knew brits were autistic but i didnt know they were THIS autistic that it had to be spelled perfectly.
here let me translate to bong
>GOD SAVE THEY QWEEN IF ANY REDCOAT LOYALIST MAKES A YAPPY ON THE GIZMO TRACK WHEELY THEN I FEEL FEELY UNFUZZY AND MAKE TEA SPOTS IN MY PANTALOONS
does that help?

That has nothing to do with trollies you fucking chimp

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>this is literally what Europeans obsess over, whether or not Americans know what some fucking cheese tool is

absolutely pathetic

>but doesn't actually know

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can you imagine being THIS insecure?
perhaps but i still cant help that you havent denied my previous accusation. you brits act as if that if anyone talks they're a crazy stalker read to knife ya. how paranoid and sad you all must be

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Stop changing the subject

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tell me why belgium STILL practices lobotomies but act superior because of a cheese grader

Wat
You were talking about spelling lol
Stupid burger

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>be euroshit
>not allowed to cut pizza with a fucking pizza cutter

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i cant help that all of europe is tsundere about america and craves the BAC. too bad we're in a loving relationship with Canada and theres no room in our haram

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>This thread

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you should be able to imply from context. even germans arent this autistic.

We don't, you just pulled that out your ass
And we don't act superior, it's my eurochad charisma which american woman crave and American men are jelous off

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>And we don't act superior
>this thread

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>Being this confused and afraid
>Because of a fucking cheese slicer

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>if i call u retarded then ur retarded because my european circlejerk united by their hatred of the americans will say im right

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just because you use laughing faces doesnt mean some redditor will cap you and upload you to r/4hcan to stroke your ego sweetie.

>implying I hate Americans and don't love them for their meme potential and simmy culture

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Stop projecting
Loser

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>if i post a smug face i win
just admit you want to ride the BAC

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>Be american
>Not posting purely for keks
>Digging for Reddit gold by btfoing those damn Europeans and their strange cheese devices
>Haha got you you faker you're just looking for reddit gold
Blow it in your ass amerifart

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This is one the best threads I've ever read over a cheese slicer.

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Read my posts before replying

>literally have to bash on americans 24/7 on an anonymous image board to boost self confidence because your wife is with her lover Muhammad right now

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we all know europeans fap to these threads so you dont need to pretend otherwise

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im here to make shitposts and chew bubblegum
and im all out of gum

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>still no arguments

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its for cheese, burger

>implying i need to seriously argue against fosters home for imaginary countires at 1:30 AM about a cheese grading thread
blow it out your ass europoor. just for your insolence im not sending you my semen rations for this month

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>Still mining for that reddit gold
Try not to break your back swinging the pick, fatass

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Argument: We're allowed to own sharp objects and you're not. What's next, is your snowflake government going to ban sticks and rocks?

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>implying its not eurofags that cap these threads for the gold
heh you naive fool

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I'm not a bong, silly

they'll try to act as if because they use the fire dance they're water is better somehow. can you imagine living in such a cave

I ain't clickin that shit

>Implying I care about reddit
>Implying baiting you fatasses into giving hundreds of replies to a fucking cheese slicing thread isn't enough of a reward in and of itself

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>proving my point of reddit screencap
you just cant help it
thats like saying im only half retarded.

>only care about replies due to insecurity
its like a rat following the pied piper

>Projects a reason to give bait threads hundreds of replies
>Tfw America is the lolcow of the world along with india and Brazil
>Tfw you'll never stop because being milked for luls is your natural and only position on the Internet
Go back to plebit FaGGp0rD

>only cares so much because if it weren't literally the entire world watching america 24/7 365 days a week they'd be the lolcow
lel the anger
you're a bigger joke even without the constant exposure

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>60% of belgians wish they were born somewhere else
lel

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>Overexposure
You seem insecure, lolcow-kun

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what is that

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inininiin

Good thread. Upboated.
Also, I never really knew what that was before. I thought it was a spatula.
Why would someone just use a knife to slice cheese?