tfw no fat gf

> tfw no fat gf
> tfw no creamy soft cellulite thighs
> tfw no bright red cheeks and sweaty breasts
> tfw no soft belly to squeeze
> tfw no sausage finger handjobs
> tfw no fat girl wimpering

Life is pain. Pain is life.

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You can feed her until her belly is tight, then slap it like a drum.

Where is she user. Tell me now.

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Wait, why is it hard to get a fat gf? Pretty sure you can fall face first into one just leaving the house if you're Amerifag or Britfag.

You must go to cold stone, and she will be any woman there
Buy her ice cream, and she will be yours.

> no warm blubber gf to keep you cozy through the winter nights

WAKE ME UP

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It's not that easy, you're only taunting me with your lies. Someone turned the suffering meter to maximum and broke off the knob

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Oh it is that easy.
But you need deep pockets to give her all the ice cream she wants

I'm NEET. I have failed life. I cannot afford ice cream cakes to stuff my fat baby's belly. Its ogre.

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>tfw no fat gf to use as a heated bed
Fuck this my mattress hurts my back and I want a good one.

Yeah, you do have to have a job.
You can't fill your belly gfs belly with NEETbux.
If you get a job, you can get belly gf.

They all want rich chad. Or niggers. Fat girls are at a premium.

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All the good ones will be taken. I'm already 27. It would be important to never allow your belly gf to exercise. Have to keep her soft and the self esteem low.

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I NEED to feel the chub. I need chunky legs to grab on to. I have an insatiable thirst for belly gfs.

> tfw no planet sized butt and milk truck mommy belly gf

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There are always fat gfs
You just need a job and food to get one.
Get some money, and fill up your tubby angel's stomach user~

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It tiem to expand dong and find a job for fat gf. Thank you ,user.

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BONE CRUSHING DEFEAT

>TFW most fat fetishists are basing their attraction on a false premise

Good looking fat women have higher sexual value than good looking thin women. On top of this, they get constant praise because the myth still exists that they somehow need it. Instead, their egos are triple that of most smaller women and know they can choose any guy they want.

Men think they're original when they show love to fat women but it's actually the norm. The only fat women who don;t get love are those who still manage to have thin faces or tiny asses.

Face it, you won't be scoring a 10/10 by pretending she's a 4/10 any more, they already know they're on top.

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Uhh...that is wildly incorrect. Where tf are you looking? The gym?

I think he largest problem will be finding a fat gf with a pretty face. They're basically Stacy tier.

I workout at home. Idk what type of normie you take me for. I see fat gfs with their chad bf all the time. And they give me that " you want me but can't have me look". Feels extremely painful.

>have fat gf
>cute face and red hair
>high pitched, cute voice
>loves to cuddle
>lets me use her big tiddies as pillows

AMA

Why did you come here, just to torment me?

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I used to have a fat gf, but her ass was always wet and I didn't like that. She was also on the super fat size and didn't like to be seen with her. Broke up with her about 10 months ago,

Yes

This sentence is here to bypass the filter.

May I have her contact info so I can have a wet butt ham planet gf?

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I h8 you go to heck

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Life is endless suffering. My oneitis was a beautiful thick girl. She always seemed close but whenever I tried to ask her out she backed away. I used to work with her but quit a few months ago. It kills me to think she doesn't remember me when I can't get her out of my head. Only thing that keeps me going forward is that I'll find someone like her again.

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There's desperate fat bitches with 8 kids hanging off their sweaty rolls every place. Also wtf fatties with chads? What topsy turvy ding dong opposite world do you live in?!

What a stupid bitch, she wouldn't even give you a shot because you're not gym bro brad. She would have realised you are the one for her. I want off of this ride.

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> What topsy turvy ding dong opposite world do you live in?!

The United states of America

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I want a mommygf really badly. I spoke alot with this milf and we've exchanged alot of stuff, haven't met her face to face yet. Do you guys think it would be a good idea for me to ask her if I could bring a bottle of wine to her after a long day and just chill?

>Good looking fat women have higher sexual value than good looking thin women

All my wat with a side of wat?

You mean the land of the Land Wales?

You can't find a fat gf in the land that INVENTED fat bitches?

Are you housebound for some reason?

Fatties get tons of chads. Good looking fatties, and I'm talking about over 200lbs, are high on the attractiveness scale.

Plump face, big tits, big ass, round bellies, all are hugely popular features. The days where you call a perfectly proportioned and perky fatty a 4/10 are over, they're easily 9/10 or 10/10. A rare proportioned dark skinned fatty is more sexually valuable than any thin woman.

Pls help frens.

It's true. Chubby chasing isn't special any more.

I'd give anything to see cow on her knees worshiping rabbit while being teased and denied, then being forced to wear the dildo. I want to see cow whimpering while she fucks Rabbit with sweat dripping off her body, knowing that the dildo will never be the other way around. Her horny body forever used as a living sex toy at the whims of her lover.

Well, fat gf is still a gf.
They can't get any gf, no matter how whale she might be.

try it, user, milfs love wine

Do you think it could lead to sex? I'm kind of a sperg but we've shared some lewds to each other.

yes. just play it cool and get her tipsy.