>teehee, I'm your state sponsored gf user, nice to meet you!
Teehee, I'm your state sponsored gf user, nice to meet you!
Luis Myers
Jaxson Clark
There must be some mistake. I asked for an Asian. Can you go back and send an Asian?
Lucas Robinson
I was hoping for a smaller one, but you will do
Michael Kelly
How small? 5'1?
Gabriel Myers
>say nothing
>go up to her
>get really close
>smell her
>rub her face with my hands
>pat her head
>feel her breasts and ass
>embrace her close
>stay there in silence for a couple of minutes
>"umm user is anything wrong?"
>no.
>everything is right for once
Owen Nelson
Dreams do come true. The state finally delivered. :")
orignl
Jace Reed
This qt is 5'3", but 5'1" is good too
Adam Ramirez
more of this girl teeplease
Ethan Nelson
>that ugly microscopic birth mark on her right forearm
Send her back!
Owen Kelly
Can I call you mommy?
Not surprised this wasn't original.
Ryan Reed
Real talk, robots.
Would you accept a state provided gf if you had to share her time with 3 other robots?
Angel Moore
No way I've seen this movie and Sinead O'Connor goes crazy and starts obsessing about the Pope and shit
Matthew Nelson
heueheue. Get the fuck outta here you fucking cuck.
Oliver Johnson
qts don't grow on trees. Especially ones who will risk a life with chad in order to be a state subsidized gf.
Personally I wouldn't take the deal.
Isaac Cox
>m-milk truk just arive
Jeremiah Hernandez
Put a collar & leash on myself, and command her to treat me as a dog that she occasionally fucks in the ass and makes to eat her pussy and lick her butthole.
Anthony Evans
That is an insanely cute girl
Have another cutie in return
Benjamin Butler
Thanks
I like her patriotism
Jace Richardson
yikes. stop posing anytime
Lucas Walker
*makes fart noises with my mouth*
Aaron Sullivan
Would my state-sponsored GF let me do CPR compressions on her until I cum on her belly?
Michael Kelly
I like the patriotism too
Caleb Flores
This will never be a thing and that makes me sad
Ian Hernandez
>tfw no state-sponsored gf
why do I continue to live if that is the case
Landon Howard
Canadian girl wearing the Chad USA bikini
Cameron Reed
>Her asshole doesn't taste like candy
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Daniel Bailey
Cute jacket on that girl
Brody Cook
damn
are those denim print yoga pants?
Leo Bailey
Go home, Stacy...
I fap alone
Liam Peterson
IM SO HORNY AND LONELY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Eli Johnson
No I think they're just tight skinny jeans. Where I live, 90% of the girls wear jeans like that to the point where even if they don't have a great ass their ass ends up looking great in those pants.
Jason Myers
She's of a proper age, right?
Benjamin Morris
well they fit her really well
Hunter Williams
Yep. But I've seen much better asses around my area to be honest.
Robert Jackson
I DONT WANT A STATE SPONSORED GIRLFRIEND
I WANT SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME FOR ME
REE! REE! REE!
Landon Ross
Delete this post delete this thread SHUT IT DOWN
Colton James
You are a creep.
Kys you worthless subhuman
Matthew Lewis
roastie gettin toasty in this thread bois
Nicholas Hernandez
Nah, he just realizes that the institution of state-sponsored gf, while incredibly destructive to the freedom of women, would be nearly limitlessly liberating for men.
We would be made free of the constant demand that we "act cool". That poster's greentext reflects the true freedom of realizing that we are free to be as creepy as we want. He will never achieve in real life the kind of catharsis he could achieve if that fantasy became real.
Alexander Carter
Pretty much this. If I were him, I wouldn't even have any lewd intent. I would just discover her body in awe and probably just cuddle with her
Cooper Green
Definitely gonna have to breed her. Probably would make a house rule where she is not allowed to wear any clothes while I am present and she has to edge with a vibe until I feel like using her.
Henry Reyes
what is your area?
Luis Wilson
Her room is so messy it ruins her ass for me
Charles Thomas
Florida. Seems like anywhere in the South or West coast has girls like that though
Benjamin Ramirez
Im super insane when it comes to this kinda stuff. Maybe its because I dont have any birthmarks or anything of the sort, but those gross me out. Especially moles those gross me out the most
Julian Watson
The state can give me an arthole?!?!?!
Colton Williams
She has a nice thigh ratio and a thicc ass :)
Dominic Peterson
0/10 would not bang.
Tanning salon chicks are the fucking bottom of the barrel.
Eli Jackson
Go back where you came from and send me the short fat 4/10 I asked for.
Chase Long
Id do the same user, id cry a litte
Christian Thomas
Go to the government and tell them to fuck off, I aint no paying taxes for some roast or taxes in general
Jackson Bennett
>Implying society can buy my goodwill back by sponsoring an escort I could have paid for myself
Thanks for the convenient warm hole I guess
Does it come with any other skills? I am terrible at folding my laundry, can it do that?
Jose Perry
BWHAHAHHA you faggots think state sponsored GF would be something not on your level.
>not 2/10 roastie with rape/dad/slut/etc issues who used to camwhore and has STDs
>you are forced to be her BF
Only ones on Jow Forums exempt from this are probably the few non-neets who actually have decent jobs but are too autistic/ugly/lazy/beta to get a GF. I suppose those would get a 4-6 at best.
Isaiah Wright
Why would I want a gf, they cause drama and take up time, I Just want a hole to stick in so the repitalian part of my brain is satisfied.
Nolan Rivera
Eww, a ginger
Angel Walker
I feel exactly the same way. It sucks because the mole on my face makes me a hypocrite.