Dubs decides if I go for the second hamburger

Dubs decides if I go for the second hamburger.

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No user, don't do this

Holy shit I am also a fat fuck but how do you eat more than one burger a day

Go for it. It's just one extra hamburger, and you just just make it up tomorrow by eating less or exercising more.

Regardless of how many are available, eat the second hamburger, and a third. Find a way to get the third if you only have access to two.

do it originally, of course

Do it user but purge it afterwards

no man save the money for next months burger

Rerolling for no.

save the money and eat a fruit or vegetable you fat fuck

*palpatine voice*

Do it.

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Plot twist - You decide!

Coupons I find in the male pressure me.
You know I had three didn't you?
Ha that's homosexual to the max no.
It's already in the bag.

*ahem*
I said, Plot twist - You decide!

big dick the burger

Third time's the charm

Plot twist - You decide!

Double or nothing,user

Get it with extra dip.

give it to a homeless man (or woman)

They see me rolling
He eating

take it back and say that there is hair in it

I already ate it.

ez
1. exercise
2. be hungry
3. eat 2 burgers
after i did my first half marathon i had a 3x3 from in n out

alright you know what fuck this OP, eat the fucking burger. Eat it, enjoy it in the moment, and never think a second thought of how it's bringing you closer to death with every bite. Just a few more calories, just a few more carbs, just a little more cholesterol, just a little more fat, just a little more gunk building up in your fucking aorta before you suddenly pass out from overwhelming pain and numbness simultaneously, grasping at your throat and chest in a desperate but futile attempt to free yourself from the jaws of a heart attack, when you wouldn't free the fucking burgers and pizzas and milkshakes from your own. So yes, user, eat your fucking burger, your little round turd capped on either end with a sponge of pure carbohydrates. Eat it and fucking die OP, you faggot.

>t. angry cow

>Wah he enjoys himself wah
Get over it vegan fag.

I'm neither fat nor a filthy vegan I'm fucking mad that I miss dubs three times in a row and I want OP to fucking suffer for making me suffer a dubs-less existence

I wasn't calling you fat. I was calling you a cow in the literal sense.

Eating that burger is sure making me *"""(((suffer)))""" don't you worry.

*Not actually suffering,really enjoying mys lf right about now.

choke and die faggot

fuck yes eat it originally 234e234

No burger for you, fatty. Do 20 pushups instead.

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Can't choke on something that's already eaten.

Regular Mcdonald's hamburger has less than 300 cals. Eat three of the fuckers.