Remember when everyone on Jow Forums wanted a mommy gf? What happened? Did everyone get a mommy gf and leave...

Remember when everyone on Jow Forums wanted a mommy gf? What happened? Did everyone get a mommy gf and leave? Did they kill themselves?

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Wow that picture made me feel even lonelier, didn't know that was possible

Agreed, that shit will never happen, expectations only create inevitable disappointments, life is never the way you think or fantasies and even if you do find a mommy gf she won't be the way you want her to be and you'll resent her for it. Just leave expectations at the door and let shit happen, the universe doesn't give a fuck about your fantasies they don't and will never exist.

Girls, uhhh, they know that theyre supposed to be moms right?


Why do they hate the "mommy gf" thing? What the fuck is a gf supposed to be? A functional child?

I'd be okay with any female that is into the same shit as me, no matter what they looked like, but this image sounds like a heaven all on its own.

>Girls, uhhh, they know that theyre supposed to be moms right?
To their children; not to their boyfriends.

My mommy gf went back to her ex, I get the feeling things didn't work out. She was lovely and it seemed promising only to be suddenly cut off. I've moved on and found a cute Middle Eastern girl, she's still older than me but she's the adventurous type which is what I need.

Then let me impregnate her and she can be the mommy for my kids and I'll have the mommy gf, perfect.

Why do I have all the impossible dreams?

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Girls want their bfs to be daddies and it's totally normal when they do it.

>A functional child?
Yeah. Something cute and dependent to fill the void in your life better than a cat or a dog can.

Seriously though, why is a woman's maternal nurturing instinct supposed to extend to you, a big strong independent man? You already have a mother, silly.

Or do you?

OH FUCK OFF I LITERALLY CAME HERE BECAUSE I WAS FEELING FEELS EXACTLY LIKE THE PIC IN OP AND YOU FUCKING POST THIS SHIT IM TRYING TO GET THIS OFF MY MIND fuck me everything hurts

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>wanting a gf that loves support and stick with you had become a fetish with his own nickname
How decadent can our society get

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I still do. I'd take any mommy gf I could get. Except, I keep getting ones that are underage. That's my only exception, no underage girls. They all think it's an epic meme they can use to leverage male attention out of guys.

So basically I've given up, there's no actual mommy gfs.

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I'd take a mommy gf that was younger than me. I put more weight in her personality and virtue.

I know the pain you're all feeling lads, but we need to come to terms with reality. Women are designed to be dependent on you, it's against their nature to be the dominant one.
Even if you did find such a woman, she would be mentally ill and most likely have side effects you won't like, try to gaslight you and manipulate you and such.

Lol heads up man: they all have bpd. If you're willing to stick your dick in a crazy bitch who can get you sent to prison with Jamal, go for it.

No, youre supposed to be the mother of my child. There is no "boyfriend who treats me special :) and gives me time and all his energy" in nature. Its an artifical concept born out of casual sex. Which like im not hating on, Im just saying that dating without children is a society made concept, so its kinda weird to apply these fucking rules to it that emotional culpability isnt a womens responsibility for some reason

>try to gaslight you and manipulate you and such.
But I get a qt comfy mommy gf? I'll take it,

it wouldnt be cute or comfy

here's a different version

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Maybe you're just a fag?

Just as good, my dude.

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maybe youre just a little bitch boy

The only problem with what your saying is that you mommy gf fags take the emotional culpability thing to obscene levels. In normal healthy relationships the woman does nurture the man and take care of him, but only to a point. It doesn't become this warped power play like in the mommy fantasy, where you are infantilised in her presence, like a literal child with their mother.

For me it would be enough if she initiated cuddles, hugs, kisses, make me be the small spoon and call me "her cutie" unironically.

Stop spoiling our fantasies, please. None of us are ever gonna get a gf anyway.

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This for me too. These are the important parts.

>robots have unhealthy fantasies.
>more shocking news at 11

Don't think I've seen a comic that sums me up quite this well before

Girls only date up
Its a known fact

>less attractive than gf
>less money than gf
>less prospects than gf
How the hell am I up on her at all?

im sorry but she cheating on you dawg

>How the hell am I up on her at all?
Since no one is answering you, I'll give you the two most popular inceltard responses...
1) You're lying.
2) She's fucking chad behind your back and you're a cuck.

Ah, the NPC picked option 2 while I got distracted.

ahaha nice one senpai-a-lamalam everyone knows NPC's are myths dawg, check yourself before you wreck yourself ahah what i cant even yall.ERROR LINE 47: Invalid syntax at ';'. Possibly, a ')' missing. LINE 47: Invalid syntax at ')'. Possibly, a ']' missing. LINE 47: "HELP ME, SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL" is not a recognisable command.

if her mental illness stays confined to physical stuff then i'd be okay
wouldn't mind some extra bruises for a mommy gf