/britfeel/

is it just pubes that comes here and does that?
i put it to you that he's done a number on you. if you're him then fair enough, selfshill away. if not, tut tut/10

Pubes is the ONLY tripfag from brit/pol/ who comes here and he posts more on here than brit/pol/
brit/pol/ doesn't even talk about this place other than saying it's a nest of trannies and nonces

shortest job I ever had lasted one hour

got hired by aldi and they didn't tell me until the start of my first actual paid shift that I had to be clean-shaven or I'd have to walk, didn't even have a disgraceful pubey beard, it was a nice, full and well-groomed

fuckin walked didn't I, terrible management and communication, giving someone the job without telling them the stipulations

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so all the you're a nonce posting comes from us.
you're just backing up what i say. when it's quite in here it's mainly lads that are regularly on here
and zeus is a Jow Forums tripfag.

>zeus
>karenposter
>kat
>cotswold
why don't you go back unless trannies and nonce fun is your thingf

nice, i woulda walked too

>when zeus started sperging out and ranting about how the hatred for white males is why he's in the state he's in and not the fact that's he's a drunken violent mong

i remember i cringed

God damn I've been pretty much non-stop wanking since getting back from holiday last week, apart from when outside. Just edged for the last 3 hours.

Gonna play some vidya now and try to chill before my dick falls off.

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wanking to asian feet still?

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I love bread lads

sometimes I just sit and eat a whole loaf, tearing chunks off and enjoying it like a fine wine

nice ancient grains bloomer right now, top stuff

Butter or dry?
*grabs you by the shoulders*
*shakes you*
BUTTER OR DRY?

depends how saucy I'm feeling lad

I just get my mouth really slobbery or dip it on water

Said it before and I'll say it again, this is the most beautiful song ever
Peak writing

youtu.be/FNOGBiVPtD0

That's not The Wurzels - Combine Harvester.

Banbury to Newcastle tomorrow and back in an electric car with 4 stops for charging on the motorway.

Probably going to be a 15 hour shift

Dead thread again. Ok night lads

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was the blood really necessary

I R doing 1 eye posting in bed
Giving in now

Got into a weird frame of mind over the last few years where I can't enjoy things because I know they'll end, it's like I just think of emotional states as temporary and things you forget about

Really a bummer tbqh

>Got into a weird frame of mind over the last few years where I can't enjoy things because I know they'll end
don't worry lad, it'll pass :^)

It never passes

i think it might pass, 50/50

Everything ends though, user. Even the bad times. With strange aeons, even death may die.

George Harrison spoke to God and said All Things Must Pass guess that settles it

that was david icke you retard

David Icke was right about everything

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>Tinder can't get matches
>Bumble can't get matches
>The only people who match you are fat, single mothers or extremely ugly 4/10

Picture related ;)

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*actual size

That's because the good women are *not* on those sites

fuck off manlet
tbqh

and because women, both good and bad, typically don't date "men" shorter than their kid brothers

Well I barely leave the house once per month so probably never gonna find them lmao

the real challenge would them be finding you lmao

>Britbong.com !c/KkxUzAOU
gay

Is the 4chins working again? Had a good first day at uni lads, but I only have 1 friend who's the only girl on the course. I must be too weird to hang out with the lads

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Mate you shag kids gtfo

where have i seen that tripcode before?

poor you, so alone kek

so does any woman who'd shag you lol

Pretty sure it's SCEA

Post a pic of your ex ;)

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british girls are dogshit, better off leaving your inbred island all together or settle for some polish puss.

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Here you go try not to be too jelly

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Had two girls fly out to me on their own dime, both turned out to be mentally ill but you're right lad, British women just aren't worth it.

Youre right, so whos he trying to get into trouble? also adds weight to the claim that hes the pubes knock off since this is when he normally posts.

>Had two girls fly out to me on their own dime, both turned out to be mentally ill

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>ywn worship Kate's boots with your peasant tongue

Feels bad man

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vocaroo.com/i/s0UnlDg6ALMf

sent ;)
pumped and dumped because I couldn't deal with almost stepping on her son all the time

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watching anything good lately lid?

>both turned out to be mentally ill
well they'd have to be wouldn't they

youtube.com/watch?v=8gJ-JpJ5uMY

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You sound like scea, nightwalk said you actually drive a silver mondeo is that true?

This

youtube.com/watch?v=7I9hGpRmxvA

probably because you look gay

Who wants to come player some of this shit-show with me? Its actually really FUN

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/ourtim/ loves Oxford so much that at 0:11 he even has a very brief but pleasant interaction with someone

youtu.be/JXCH_UXai3c

I hope the Tim arc ends with him relocating to Oxford and living peacefully ever after

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>got a huge 10-11kg haul of replica clothes waiting to be shipped
>mate didn't give me the colour of one of his comme des garcon tees he wanted
>gonna have to wait until he wakes up before I can order it

sad

i do enjoy these videos
i enjoyed the show but i heard the game was shit also is it f2p?

It's a very painful chest doms kind of episode

If there is a major delay on the M1 today I will probably get to enjoy a premier Inn breakfast tomorrow with limitless hash browns at the company's expense

Sometimes id feel more fulfilled making Christmas cards with the mentally ill
I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

Going to have a wank then a bacon sandwich. AMA

f2p and pretty fine. Its like a last gen Destiny/Boarderlands but in a Stalker/Avatar setting.

Although I feel that game way made without an underpinning franchise setting (I.E Defience) as its has almost nothing to do with the actual serise other then shoe horning in the good guy faction and the power couple from the show. Just feels tacked on and probebly would of a made a much better experience if the devs went with their own proprietary canon.

The devs fell into a trap of BIG SET PIECE BATTLE to kick things off for the player but fail to actually explain how the intricate parts of the game meta work. They hold you by the hand through the narrative but utterly fails to tell you whats actually going on. Again, they would of done a better job of making up their own sci-fi setting then using some cancelled 2bit sci-fi channel reject show. Just feels things were made independent of one another, its defiantly not a coherent project.

A lot of the mechanic are actually quite refreshing for an MMO, like third person shooting mechnics are standard- not bad but defiantly not Max Payne tier. Class specing is nice as you get to mix them later into the game (but again, the hand holding is a drag and I've been killing mutants and bugs now for like 8 hours.) Diffrent A.I factions to fight each other which is cool but strangly friendly A.I only do 1 damage to foe so its a real baby sitting experience and not a 'fighting shoulder to shoulder, tooth and nail' feel that the devs were going for.

On the whole I'm enjoying it so far, but unless PvP (which I'm yet to try) blows my tits off then its probably gonna get uninstalled in a couple weeks. You on PS4?

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Best be slapping some brown sauce on that lad

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i'll give it gander and if i like what i see i will download it then ask in thread for you

no promises tho

Nah lad some lettuce, tomato and a bit of mayo. Maybe some cheese if I can be fucked.

Where is the lad that reviewed his salt and pepper chips from Tesco? Wanted to thank him for the review but 4chin was broken

I'm here lad, I appreciate it. I still have most of the bag left so might make some later to get through them

Yank with a question

Is you guys drinking tea a fucking meme or real
Like if tea disappeared how fucked would you be?

At what age do you start drinking tea, do kids literally have tea parties with actual tea

Got some sauces to jooj them up a bit?

>Is you guys drinking tea a fucking meme or real
A lot of people drink it religiously but they tend to be middle aged mums
>Like if tea disappeared how fucked would you be?
Not very, I rarely drink it, sometimes I'll crave a cup of tea and some biscuits though
>At what age do you start drinking tea
No clue grew up drinking it, must have been really young though
>do kids literally have tea parties with actual tea
Never heard of it happening but wouldn't surprise me if if girls have them when they're little

Really looking forward to having tea and toast in bed later

iktf they go so well together, what tea you drinking and what type of bread and butter/

Made my bacon sandwiches lads. Went a bit mad with them.

>bacon cooked in chilli flakes
>lettuce
>fried tomatoes
>bit of mayo

looking forward to them

They were 10/10 lads, kind of want another one but can't be too greedy and just did all the washing up

The two Spiders in the corner of my room are going at it lods. I thought the big one would win but the little one is tying him up.

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Seeded batch with kerrydale Irish butter I think I have in the fridge, what about you? And ive got nice teabags from m and s too

Kinky that is. I like it.

Good morning lads, got a parcel arriving today I think

Spiders are known for being very kinky

>it's a considering staying in bed and quitting my job episode

I'm the biggest crab in this bucket. I come and go as I please, but you ain't going anywhere sunshine.

Dom!
Ain't seen you in ages. Can't imagine there being much tinder activity down your way.
Anyway fuck off, you're a normie.

Just had a fat McDonald's breakfast

got myself a musket

nothing fancy just teltey tea white bread and lurpak butter

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>want to go to the gym
>body is in so much pain of yesterdays killer session
>would only be able to do legs
>can't be fucked with leg doms as well as upper body doms

why did I think doing triceps with chest was a good idea

>comes here to brag about going to the gym

k