So what's the Virgin to non-virgin ratio on here

So what's the Virgin to non-virgin ratio on here.

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I'm not a virgin ask your mum.

70% virgin 30% non-virgin
Just my guess

you could have made a strawpoll, but instead you put in zero effort

>zero effort
>r9k
Yeah that just about checks out properly

Since OP is too lazy, here's the poll. For science!
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100% virgin so far. Where are the normies?

>its complicated
I wish I was still a virgin, I lost it to a girl that I fucking despised and I regret it everyday

12 year old Britfag detected

Nobody wishes that, stop being stupid. I also lost it to a girl I was not really attracted to, but still better than nothing.

Complicated in what way?

Failed normie reporting in, captain.

Roastie mentality, I had BJs and HJs but I wish I hadn't. Now I feel less then pure.

If he only got the tip in, broke my hymen though and came all over everything, am I still a virgin

>better than nothing
Why do you think that? 2 minutes of so-called fun wasnt worth the emotional scarring
And let it be known that I was very much so attracted to her, but she was legit retarded, even by woman standards

I'd happily trade my virginity for being in your position. At least you got to experience sex.

Had my virginity taken at 5 years old so I never got the choice to stay pure.

probably not, but that's why i included the "it's complicated" option

I never got to experience what loving a girl is like. You know what you think sex probably feels like? Thats what it feels like. Its not magic. Its just some nerve endings. I imagine it feels magical when when you love her, though

hmm, ok its complicated but so you know no body before or since got close to my vagina. So after some time can I consider myself a kinda virgin

I'm not looking for magic at this point. I'm just looking to get the weight off my shoulders. And if I do manage to find someone I like I'll have some idea how the process works.

I had sex with my gf twice before her hymen broke I think bc we used lube and she was relaxed we took cbd oil

Haven't had sex in 8 years. Had the opportunity to have sex a few months back but I couldn't get it up because I kept thinking I'd finish too quickly and the girl would be disappointed.

You think losing your virginity will solve you problems, but it wont solve anything. If anything, it will make you realize how sad you really are. Trust me, user, if you give it up for some slut or thot or someone that you cant even bear to look at, youre going to wake up everyday living the life of a man with no control, who judges his own value based on what others think, and looking at that in the mirror every morning is worst than death

I already realize how sad I really am. I doubt it can get any worse. Sex is the most normal of human experiences, and going 30+ years without makes me feel like an outcast. Plus there's the whole biological sex drive thing, which I can't just cast away with logic.

>only 58% answered "virgin"
Jesus fuck

Get ahold of yourself, man, youre not an animal. You dont need sex. And yes, it can get worst, but even if it couldnt, fucking some whore isnt going to make it better. You can turn it around, user, and it wouldnt even be that hard, but you need to pursuit what makes *you* happy, not what you think is normal or what you think might make you feel normal

13% in "it's complicated" though. The men picking "it's complicated" are probably virgins. The women picking "it's complicated" are probably non-virgins. Since this board is mostly men, we can probably add at least another 10% to the virgin category.

That's the trick. What would make me happy is to feel normal, and I can't feel normal without sex.

If it's not 100% virgin, then that is undeniable proof that this is the worst board.

>Zero effort irl, zero effort online
Unironically, words to live by.

/not a virgin/ reporting in

>it's complicated
Either you've stuck your penis in vag or you haven't. Way to ruin the poll.

But when Stacy sucks hundreds of dicks in one night, she still needs to be able to convince herself that she's still a pure virgin so that she can marry a hard-working man when she becomes a cake.

How can you be so sure? Having sex with someone you have no emotional attachment to is going to make you feel anything but normal, and youll be digging an even deeper hole that youll have to climb yourself out of.

You would rather be emotionally scarred as adult virgin, right? What a joke. You have no idea how good you have it.

LOL, wew this guy fucks

This board, or rather this thread, is the first time I have ever told another living soul of what I did. I went through high school without saying anything because I was so unfathomably embarrassed and ashamed of what I had done. I spent every day praying that she hadnt told anyone either. Do you think that was fun for me? Only after I graduated had I finally been about to forget about it, but it still exists as a stain on my person that I can never truly wash off. I havent touched another woman since, despite attending university and finally getting my life in a place I can be happy with. There are plenty of reason people on this board are so pathetic, but being virgins is not one of them. Kys

What was so terrible about her? You act like you fucked a literal demon or something. Which is quite a ways off from
>having sex with someone you have no emotional attachment to
That doesn't sound so bad. At least I'd get the experience. Obviously an emotional attachment would make it considerably better, but beggars can't be choosers.

There is nothing more pathetic than an adult virgin in a first place. Oh no, I had sex and I can't deal with it years later. Fucking seriously?

>it's complicated
kekekek


"ohhh i stuck mine haaallf in"

>mum
>britfag
sorry to ruin your party but he's actually an aussiecunt

I'm not a virgin either, ask your dad

>What was so terrible about her?
she frequently wore anime cosplay to school
i could go on but i feel thats sufficient
>beggars can't be choosers
if there's no emotion, just stay home and jerk off. it feels the same and it's a hell of a lot cheaper. Better yet, go outside and try to meet girls you *could* have an attachment to. It might actually improve your life, you never know
>There is nothing more pathetic than an adult virgin in a first place
Kavanaugh was a virgin well into his thirties. Meanwhile, he's being elected to the supreme court and im shitposting on a mogolian basket-weaving forum

20 with 10 sexualc partners here, and about another dozen light partners (making out, oral, etc). Then about 5 dates that went no where

I wanted tonget it up to 20 by new years but I am too socially awkward to make it on time

Great job does not make you as an adult virgin any less pathetic. I would say it even adds to the embarassment, when despite being profesionally succesful you are as inexperienced as a teenager.

Or they're normalfags who got a blowjob or anal or something and still consider themselves as "robots". They don't belong here

You should have added the "escort only" category to please the incels who think it doesn't count.

Why is being a virgin pathetic? Some stupid hole decided she liked you enough to spread her legs for you? If you can thoroughly convince me to take anything a women thinks or says or does seriously then I will take everything I said back.
And why the fuck does everyone on this board think everyone and their mother got laid in high school? It's at most 50%, but that's being generous, unless you went to an inner city school

I had sex yesterday like a normal human crazy times am i right

I'd say so. What a scrub

>2016 before normie influx
100% KHV 0% Chad normalfags

>after reddit cancer influx
30% succubus
20% Chad
49% robot autist non virgins
1% oldfag robot KHV who come back to see failed r9k

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> Has tasted own cum
Top kek, m8

28 year old virgin reporting in. I'm shooting for wizardhood. Family thinks I'm gay. It's awkward.

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sadly, this
i'm one of the old true KV and without friends
seeing so many normalfags here makes me confused and angry

Try the other way around. Most virgins left to wizchan after normals shit up the board a couple of years ago

So you're becoming Dumbledore?

That isn't complicated. That's plainly, simply, non-virgin. Much like every other "it's complicated" response is sure to be.

>hymen broken
>by a penis
>im still a virgin tho right?
Typical.

Fuck me I thought there were more normies here