Reminder to make one of these if you haven't yet...

I have terrible issues with my digestive system since birth so sticking something up my ass would probably not be good for my body

Do you know where you are?
>the shame and regret is also higher after
I dunno I just feel fucking great afterwards. Like genuinely happy.

Well hold that L buddy

I wouldn't do it even if it felt better than sex. Fuck off degenerate.

business idea: buy stinky worn women's socks, make this thing and blow gallons of cummies

I'd rather just have my foreskin back.

I did this once but I accidentally broke the glove and ended up get oil and cum in my socks.

>degenerate
Back to R*ddit you delusional cuck. You're fucking stupid if you're complaining about "muh degenrucy" not only on Jow Forums, but on fucking Jow Forums out of all places. I can tell you're from r/4chab

god I'm so pathetic, I'm a sex toy virgin, even homemade sex toys. what if the fifi thinks my dick is too crooked and makes fun of my foreskin? rather just use my hands and my imagination

I disagree with OP.

As someone who spent a few years making those, don't make one but go save some money to buy a legit one made of either silicone or TPE. The experience is way better and you don't risk damaging your dick's sensitivity. You can buy a good one for around 50bucks or less and it's definitely worth it.
I bought an average one on a whim 4 or 5 months ago just to give it a try and I regret not doing it sooner.

Combine it with a dakimura or stuck it in some ass-looking or boob-looking pillows and you won't believe how good it feels.
And again it's just 50bucks, just skip a few meals and do some pushups or something, it can only do you good.

I would rather masturbate with my hand than go out of my way to make this.

I wish I could but I still live with my mom. Can't wait until I live alone and can go full degeneracy. Fapping 5 times a day, drinking and smoking at home.. Fuck this sounds great

>Fapping 5 times a day
This will go down once you get one of those.

That's just me assuming but since I got one I've been fapping way less because each fap is definitely better. I also have the pillows I was talking about and fapping using just your hand compare to grabbing something soft with thrusting away is way more physical intensive and fulfilling. I can't even being to imagine how good it must feel with one of those latest sexdolls.

>NEETS living at home desperate to fuck an oily sock tube
I was about to kek...
>Not stimulating your prostate and blowing out ropes of cum
...but then it turned gay

Oh well

You in the jungle baby.
You're gonna die

Just use your hand until you can find a gf to have passionate sex with. Probably beats fucking what ever that is

>Telling someone on Jow Forums to get a gd
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