Got a date with a trap who says as long as I pay for dinner and use a condom I can bang her boipussy

Got a date with a trap who says as long as I pay for dinner and use a condom I can bang her boipussy.

Any reason why I shouldn't do it?

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your own self respect

it's a man. it's a dude with a dick. it has a Y chromosome. it has male pheromones. it smells like a man. it thinks like a man.

are you OK with being in a gay relationship and playing pretend?

Nah, may as well do.

Sounds gay tbqh senpai

Having sex would just increase my self respect

not in this situation it wouldn't
and not when the man is willing to whore themselves out for less than an actual whore

Its degenerate, spend that dinner money on a gym membership

Where does one find traps to date?

It's not like I'm going to wear a sign saying I fuck traps. I'm going to order take out, go to her place, eat, then put my penis in and out of her asshole until I ejaculate

>her

Really make a me think

You can make up whatever justifications you lile to fool yourself, but you will never get away from the fact that you fucked a dude.

If you want to, do it, but dont lie to yourself user

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I'm straight but my roommate is gay. He got drunk one night and wanted to suck my dick so I let him. Sometimes I fuck his ass. Nothing wrong with it, really. It's basically just using a sex toy

>you fucked a dude
Okay, so what?

>I'm straight
>Sometimes I fuck his ass

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You're bi not straight. Words have meaning.

Who cares?
His butthole is just as good as a girls. His dick won't know the difference.

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I'm only attracted to women. But if a man wants to offer his holes, why would I refuse?

Just be clear on what she expects in return. I fucked a trap once and came and thought I was done. But nope she sticks her dick in my face and tells me to finish her off

I would be scared of catching something.

>All this repression
Just come out bro

Hurr durr what's a condom?

>Paying to fuck a MAN

I know some robots are desperate but this is too much

>eating first
Enjoy the gay poop on your dick faggot.

Um, food from your mouth to your butt doesn't get digested that fast retard

You will live and learn i guess then.

>okay, so what?
Youre fucken gay! Thats it, youre gay. You can do it and we dont care but you WILL BE GAY!

Herpes and such can still spread even if you wear a condom.

You can't dispute a scientific fact.
Whenever you're ready to provide an alternative source let me know.

>Just be clear on what she expects in return. I fucked a trap once and came and thought I was done. But nope she sticks her dick in my face and tells me to finish her off

How did her cum taste like?

>she
>her
This is two guys we're talking about! Do keep up user!

>buttseks
>condom
>incels in 2018
If you are here your life sucks, getting AIDS and being dead under a year is the biggest divine grace you could ever get.

It's the previous meal she(he) had that you will be dipping your dick into

lmao okay, good fantasy

>a premeditated "date" with a man pretending to be a woman with a set bargain on sex in exchange for free food

you're literally going to be fucking some gay mannish prostitute, you do realize this right? any pictures you've seen have been filtered and cherry-picked at perfect angles to hide the unmistakable masculine features, he'll sound like a man, try his hardest not to walk like a man, he'll eat like a man, and you'll be fucking a man - chances are you're not GAY gay - being on r9k babbling about traps probably means you've hit the prison gay marker, and if that's the case every sensible, heterosexual cell in your body will scream in confusion and terror once it connects in your monkey brain that you're pumping your dick into another dude's shitter, weeaboo socks or not

just go on tinder a fuck a chick if you're that desperate, it's the same exact deal, just not explicitly stated, and it's also not the gayest thing you could do

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Yes the "previous" meal. Not the dinner he'll be having with her beforehand.
I'm pretty sure if she's prepared to get fucked in the ass, then she has at least skipped breakfast or used an enema before the date.

seconded. id also like to know howd you snagged a trap OP i really wanna fuck one

>her
stop that, you're just lying to yourself

>it has male pheromones. it smells like a man. it thinks like a man.
actually this might not be true depending on the person if youre talking about trannies who take HRT.

REDPILLED! I fucking LOVE woman, especially because you get SO MUCH woman per woman nowadays. I'm thankful that the majority of woman are obese, trannies just can't compete with the natural female body.
>pic related

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if you're trying to conflate "don't fuck a man faggot" to "fuck a gross fat chick" you're either barking up the wrong tree or a really butthurt faggot

Is it ok to watch bailey jay?

That girl is a SUPER-MODEL how dare you call her a "gross fat chick". She is a inspiration to millions of little girls. :)

this is the most retarded shit ever. how can you be this braindead?

are you just being impotently autistic for no reason or is there some sort of fallacious point buried under your inane shitposting?

Op is ordering takeout. Takeout or any other fast food is high in salt. It will make you immediately poop and OP will have poopy dick.

you're gayer than OP, you realize that right? like I know it's bait and all that but that doesn't change the fact that you typed all that out, you saved that picture and you posted that reply. No matter how ironic you think you're being, you're still a faggot.

Why not
It's not like it's gay or something

>no eyeline or false eyelashes

what the fuck? you went through all that trouble waxing and smoothening yourself out and you fucked up one of the most deciding factors of femininity, the eyes.

what if your face got sodomized? is that self respect?
sex is only self respectful if the partner has that, and a man who degrades himself to the point of emulating women isn't that

>playing pretend

oh god my dick is even harder now

how could you not want to fuck this?

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>Any reason why I shouldn't do it?
yes, it's gay

Salt makes food go through your entire digestion system in a matter of minutes
Sounds about right...

Just do an image search, then you'll get the name courtney mina. She was in Sports Illustrated! She is a model. She earns money for her beautiful body!

Apparently, pointing this out makes me gay. Sorry, that I follow our cultural expectations of femininity.

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anything beats being an incel. even getting your face fucked is probably better than rotting alone for the remainder of your "life".

OP here!
WTF is this!?!?!?!

The things you closets tell yourself

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not him, but I'm 100% only attracted to females
Fucking a dude wouldn't make me gay, because In the end I still wouldn't be attracted to him. It was just a hole to bust my nut into.

Better than my life i guess.

>I'm going to order take out, go to HIS place, eat, then put my penis in and out of HIS asshole until I ejaculate
fixed
also saged because fuck discord trannier

> I'm 100% only attracted to females
>fucking a dude wouldn't make me gay because I wouldn't be attracted to him
This is some next level denial right here

>This is some next level denial right here
Not really.
I could say the same about fat chicks. I'm not attracted to them, but if that was my only option then so be it.

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>You set up a date with a trap.
>You don't kiss her
>She gets on her knees sucks you off.
>She never shows you her feminine penis
>If she looks like a woman you literally had straight sex.

My 2 cents. Now if you are the type to specially go for traps and you get hard when you see their dicks and stuff like that, then you are probably gay.

is his name toby?

Like you really need to ask OP. Do it for the lulz. And if you get off as well, even better. 2018, get with the times you degenerates

If you do it and regret it, make a greentext about it. I seen a couple of anons who were in your situation and had near suicidal levels of regret.

>fell for trap meme
>meet her online
>looks good although used those stupid filters/stickers on part of her face but still looked passable
>meet up in person
>total man face
>second thoughts but I haven't had sex in 6 months and need to bust a nut plus she's horny too and starts undressing me
>smells like a dude but whatever
>she gets on top of me
>her erect penis and balls flopping on my stomach
>just close my eyes and concentrate on how good my dick feels
>feel wetness on my chest and face
>did you just spit on me?
>open eyes
>nope, she came
>boner is kill
>groan and say I came
>make up excuse and leave

Ya, not doing that again

If you dont take this boipuss over an XX woman, you are honestly a fool

this is everything one can ask for

>going in dry
Did you tell her to bite the pillow?

No thanks, I'll take this instead

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All trap fappers should meet up with one IRL (what do yo have to lose at this point?) and see if you can go through with it. You'll learn real quick if its just a fantasy or you really want to. Because in real life its a whole different ball game.

god that pussy looks so good
i want to smash her face into the mattress while slapping the shit out of that

trap fags will pretend that male poopholes are just as good as premium pussy. mental fucking illness

>Im not attracted to them
>but I have the same sexual response to problem Im attracted to
Haha everyone laugh at user! He failed sex ed!

>will pretend that male poopholes are just as good as premium pussy
Most of us are virgins so it's not like we would know...
Anyways, it's not like girls don't have poopholes & mouths either. Anyone who is into traps is obviously into them for the cock whether they want to admit it or not.

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I'm attracted to a body part. Everything surrounded it is irrelevant to me.
If I see a nice butt, then I'm going to want to stick my penis in it. Everyone just happens to have one

That's only one angle
I'm fucking from more than one angle

i think it's more because men are more sexually open/extroverted, while women are sexually guarded creatures.

they're just as horny, if not more than us, but far more selective.

fags will fuck anything that moves.

lonely men form social groups with each other and learn to fuck each other

they're still "straight", so they like men who look like women. prison gay shit.

a holes a hole. each is as vapid and as boring as the next. who cares if there's a dick or another hole next to the hole you're fucking. it's just something warm and wet to stick your dick in.

The fact that you get hard when confronted with homosexual situations, is proof you're bisexual.

Just accept it.

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Never been into trap asses or wanted to fuck them but this pic..

>the width and thiccness of that ass
>the small stretchmarks on the thighs
>that smooth clean wet asshole
I'm sorry but I would tear that up, go balls deep in that until I nutted

Yes you would, and then afterwards you would cry

People are adamant on telling OP hes gay but he literally never said he was straight.

>Any reason why I shouldn't do it?
yeah it's the same as just paying for a escort you can cut the meal out and get the same experience with a real woman

>Im attracted to a body part
No, youre attracted to men because you cant get women. Literally the definition of prison gay. If you were attracted to buttholes, youd fuck a girls and realize what youve been missing out on

p-p-p-projection

Why? Originally posted

>If you were attracted to buttholes, youd fuck a girls
I never said I wouldn't...
Both are completly fine, the difference is with a female I want the whole package, with a dude all I care about is the ass.

>Be bi
>Fuck women, traps, and men
>Don't give a fuck what some retard virgin on Jow Forums thinks
>Be happy
Y'all missing out on the good life, time to stop worrying whether one tiny peepee on a girlyboy destroys your entire self-image

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>psychology word

>Both are completly fine
Then why not fuck girls exclusively? What is the appeal of traps to you? With a girl, you have a butthole and a warm pussy plus tits to play with.

Based and redpilled.

Bisexuals are truly the master race.

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>be chad
>fuck hundreds of soft, sweet smelling women
>dont give a fuck about what some Reiko on Jow Forums thinks
>be happy
Yall are missing out on the good life, time to stop worrying about tfw when no girlfriend destroying your self image and become the ascended version of yourself

Based and redpilled

Chads are truly the master race

>Then why not fuck girls exclusively
Cause I'm a fucking virgin robot! I need all the options I can get
>What is the appeal of traps to you?
It's not really an "appeal", or anything, it's just if I had the option I wouldn't turn it down just because it wasnt a girl.
>With a girl, you have a butthole and a warm pussy plus tits to play with.
It's not like you can use both holes at the same time with your penis. All I need is one, and I don't really give a shit about tits.. I'm an ass man.

>Cause I'm a fucking virgin
Bingo. Refer to my post here You are prison gay but too weak to admit your true feelings
>I dont give a shit about tits. Im an ass man
Then youre missing out, like I said...women have wider hips and softer, thicker butts. If you want to actually bust a real nut, do it in some quality BBW sphincter

This image makes me diamonds

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That pic jesus is so fucking perfect would smas that booty into oblivion

>You are prison gay
there you go projecting again. Most people who are prison gay aren't even virgins so you're making zero sense.
>thicker butts.
Meh. I didn't fall for fa- I mean "thick" meme
I'm more into shapely butts thank you.

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>projecting
Why do you keep mentioning this? Did you just finish AP psych?

Im heterosexual. Ive had traps kiss me, grind me and try to fuck me but I was soft as a rock. Nothing will compare to busting a nut in a warm, tight pussy or fat ass. You wouldnt know because youre a virgin. Until you fuck a vagina, you are completely biased and prison gay
>thick meme
Then fuck a petite girl...oh right, youre a virgin and this prevents you from approaching women. Gotcha.

You might be gay, and thats PERFECTLY fine. But at least own up to it like thousands of gay men who are more alpha then you are and accept the nature of your identity

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>says as long as I pay for dinner.

Well is like a hooker.