Lose weight and get a haircut

Do you look like Brad Pitt?
>yes
You could be even bald too.
>no
It is over.

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Sounds cool and even a little bit easy. 3-5 days is not too bad at all... I don't really eat sugary things, but I pretty much only eat processed food. I hope that isn't a problem.

I've done both and it didn't fix my ugly face

this is a 1 in 1000 case where the individual's potential is hidden by a retarded fucking mustache and the jawline concealed by fatty double chin.

>and get a haircut
nah man my hair's good, won the lottery on being able to be a man with long hair without looking like a dirty hippy or sleezeball
I do need to lose weight though, the hair's wasted if the rest of me looks like shit
I'm doing good so far, faltered a bit last christmas with booze candy but almost back to where I was and won't slam my gut with calories this winter so I should be down to healthy weight this time next year.

You should already be lean for at least the health benefits it gives you.

Its fuckin hard to lose wt in aftef 30's i only eat twice a day and try to reduce the food i eat. I can't even go to the gym because im so exhausted from work.

>wanting to live Ionger

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Don't forget height. Some stupid bitches need 6'1 or above.

Tell me something new and exciting please I already know this.

Let your inner chad out, robots.

You'll have to do it longer than that fyi get major physical results, but your appetite wo change within the week

I'd rather die suddenly than rot away.

Try a side part. Works with pretty much every face shape, and it's a timeless, mature looking hairstyle. If you're balding on top don't do this though, or you run the risk of looking like you've got a combover. If that's the case, get a crop. It'll look better on you, and shorter hair will sharpen your face and accentuate your jaw.

This is wrong. Anybody can look alright with the right haircut.

>get a haircut
>tfw very long haircut and balding

if this advice works for you, or has the potential to work for you, then you are a failed normie who was too fucking lazy to do the basic fucking things for himself.

So get a shorter haircut. Long hair looks worse on a balding man than short.

>haircut

He grew his hair out though. That's not a haircut. Also the working out part wasnt even necessry. All he had to do was shave his mustache and grow his hair.

not something you easily do when you're used to long hair since forever.

His face was fat as fuck for the first 4 photos though. The weight loss was responsible for at least 75% of that.

Well, you better quit being used to it. You don't have the hair to make it look good anymore. Every time I get a haircut, it takes a little getting used to (I usually let it grow pretty long between cuts), but you'll be glad you did it. You're clearly unhappy with your cut now, and I'll be the first to tell you that you don't have to be.

>Anybody can look alright
Cool so you go from repulsive to simply unlovable.

>your stomach will shrink

go fuck yourself with your bullshit

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You're right. A haircut won't solve every problem you have, but it's a hell of a step in the right direction. There is no one trick to fixing your appearance. You're gonna have to do more than spend $8 every two weeks to be attractive.

just eat more fiber, drop sugar, and stop drinking soda(even diet soda). literally started eating oatmeal twice a day with cinnamon and peanut butter mixed in, stopped drinking soda, and reduced my sugar intake as much as I can and I've lost 20 pounds in two month with zero exercise other than my normal activities.

But I'm already skinny with a haircut?

No amount of effort can make me taller.

Ask the hair stylist

Nope. No woman is worth the effort.

It only looks weird because the skin is too smooth, too uniformly coloured, and there's no stubble/shadow.

>get a haircut

I'm balding. At age 19. Wouldn't bother me that much but I literally have gay alien headshape. Fucking kill me, life is over for me before it even started.

>36
I decided to revisit r9k and I see this and I get sad. Quite sad indeed

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this is unironically a great way to improve quality of life. i used to weight 250lbs or so at my heaviest and after losing weight i was so surprised at how people were so much friendlier to me, men and women

No woman will ever love me whether I'm 100lbs or 200lbs. No woman will ever love me whether I'm 20% body fat or 2% body fat.

I might as well eat what I feel like.