Sorry, user. My father makes me wear this chastity belt to protect my virginity until marriage...

>Sorry, user. My father makes me wear this chastity belt to protect my virginity until marriage. I hope you're okay with no sex.
Wat do?

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rape her throat shithead

I didn't want to date you in the first place. Why are you telling me you are a slut?

Pfft, i'll pick that lock because i'm a DIY master.

Marry. Sounds like a good girl from a good family.

No problem Becky. I too am in chastity for all of this month.

I think hee virginity is already taken by her dad

Thats why I'm a mechanic.

Don't worry clang is my fetish

tell her that I would like to meet her father one day because he sounds like a wonderful man, and one day I'd shake his hand and ask for his daughter's hand in marriage.

>blowjobs
>handjobs
>anal (I think? she needs a hole to shit)

it's all good for me

How does a chastity belt for women even work
How would they pee

through a fine sieve

>Woman shitting
ew

No sex, no pressure.

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LMAO
Yea until she's bouncing on Tyrone's dick because she's been sexually repressed her whole life

What are wrenches?

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>if a girl hasn't taken at least 5 dicks she's not marriage material bro, she'll totally cheat on you with jamal
>stacy who has rode miles of cock will totes be pure and loyal for you

was the dad in IT raping the redheaded daughter?

By looking at it it seems like they are to fix the bottom metallic part to the top one at the preferable height. Like the holes in a belt.

Never said Stacy will be pure and loyal but nice try
Women are niggers and niggers can't be trusted

>Being repulsed by woman shitting
ew shit-taste

That's one of my biggest kinks.
>tfw no bf to put me in chastity

I'd ask how old she was when her dad started molesting her

this
I dated the valedictorian in highschool
she was movie perfect in every way
then we got an apt together and she was away from her parents for the first time
then she became a hardcore alcoholic passing out constantly going to random parties
she dropped out of college
refused to get a job
she fucked like 40 guys in one month
and I was stuck for a whole fucking year in a lease that I had to pay myself because in my state we couldnt break it
eventually she started doing meth and she got raped and tested postive for a shit ton of stds and I used the police report to beg the landlord to break the lease that afternoon "because she didnt feel safe" or whatever the fuck lies and she did and I grabbed all of her stuff and put it in a garbage bag and dumped her ass at her parents

thankgod i never had sex with her holy fucking shit

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>I dated the valedictorian in highschool
>then we got an apt together
>i never had sex with her

....you moved in with a girl you never even had sex with?

Coulda smashed before she was a methed out rapie

So basically Emergence (a.k.a. 177013)?

How does she insert tampons if she's wearing something covering her vag 24/7.

>what is a freebleeder

Why would that bother me? Relationships aren't about sex, if thats all I cared about I would just go on tinder for one night stands.

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Realize that her family is a crazy bunch of lunatics and never talk to her again

we had been a couple for like 5 years and she wanted to wait until marriage and we were engaged and supposed to be saving for the wedding and moved in together to see if it was going to work out.

now that i think about it yeah
except most of it she didnt even get drugs for doing

>implying this will stop me

At least it's an Everlast, right?

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I dunno but I would

The big thing here was, as usual, College.
She got roastie friends who thought the fact that she was a virgin was CRAZY, they made her drink, broke her in and then she became an alcoholic cockwrangler.
It's not that virgin girls are bad, on the contrary if you look at marriage statistics they are almost double more likely to be faithful to you than non-virgins, it's that society pushes girls into becoming sluts.
Our fathers have let go of the reins, and people who hate us took them.

All that training was gonna pay off one day...

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>we had been a couple for like 5 years and she wanted to wait until marriage
Lol she was never going to fuck you

I ask her father for a chastity belt too, because that's literally my fetish.

exactly the kind I'm looking for desu