>been 11 years in same big company
>lots of hot women in the workforce
>over the years see their bellies swell with babies
>this means they actually got naked in a bed with some dude, lay on their backs and spread their legs, letting his erect penis deposit its baby goo inside of her
Anyone else feel completely stumped about this? Like, where the fuck do I even begin to ever, at some point in the future, be in the position where I can do that to a woman?
Shit boggles my mind.
>lay on their backs and spread their legs,
You can achieve the same result with doggy, cowgirl and many other positions
Sex is just a meme, its not real.
Yeah. People have a life.
I'm just stuck on ground level for an eternity.
>Anyone else feel completely stumped about this?
Its strange. I manage just fine but every once in a while women will allude to sex in some way. I hate it. The only thing I hate more than neing around women is bring around women who are attracted to men. Shit makes me want to bash my head in.
If you're handsome and a girl likes you, she's gonna make it obvious and I'm a loser.
Old dude at my job was like that. He works custodian for the company and we talked one time, he said he seen so many cute girls here over the course of 20 years get pregnant, sometimes twice, and a bunch of other stories about women. I could tell he was getting kinda sad. I asked him what about you? and he was quiet for a moment and said i'm just a janitor guy don't worry about me lol
Hit me right in the feels.
Didn't he have a wife and kids? It's usually the autistic engineers who stay lonely, janitors or plumbers usually shack up with a nurse or cleaning lady.
damn this is pathetic, incels putting women up on pedestals and getting mad because they had some sex.
Of course no woman would spread her legs for you, listen to yourselves.
Then tell me what to say instead.
What's that? You can't? Then shut the fuck up normie and go back to paying off your college debt by slaving for Mr Shekelstein.
it's not about what you say, it's where you're coming from, and you're a looooong way from that. If I put words in your mouth you'd just fuck it all up because you're mentally feeble
>Then shut the fuck up normie and go back to paying off your college debt by slaving for Mr Shekelstein.
I lol'd, stay bitter little guy
Hahaha nice meme user
You sure know how to get your lol on amigo
Just be yourself bro
Women originally love confidence
>it's where you're coming from,
>its about chance playing out in your favor
>lol what a loser, this guy didnt have chance play oit in his favor!
Man, if my brain worked like a normalshit brain I would surely be happy
>when a normalfag can't follow written direction and continues to spew his vile filth all over the fucking board
Disgusting
Not him but you have to actually talk to a girl. Dont make it obvious you are into her. Show her a slight bit of interest but also seem very passive like you have better things to do. Eventually ask her for her number but dont call her for a couple days. Send her a text or something on a weekend and take her to dinner and let her babble. Get her drunk and try to sleep with her. Whether or not it works dont text her for a few days afterwards
Dating is a big game. Girls think they want you to be interested in them but in reality they want you to be slightly interested so they have to wonder and chase you and convince you to be interested. Especially the 5/10 6/10 girls. They are the easiest to fuck and will take care of you good luck.
There's no secret magic word or sentence that will get you laid you autist
Fuck it. I've been in dozens of scenarios with females at this point. You're either born with it, or life plays out in a way where you develop it. Whatever it takes to be successful with women and getting them to the point that they want to spend their free time with you, I certainly don't fuckin have it
Not him but if you think that chads have a 100% chance of success then you're the brainlet of the century. Chat them up, most will say no some will say yes. The key is not to give up and keep going.
Also chase girls in your league. If you're a fat neckbeard then don't expect to get a 5/10+
In the case that you are a fat ugly neckbeard; hit the gym, fix your fucking diet and you'll be just ugly, which will increase your chances of getting laid by some amount.
Just stop caring so much. Once you go with the flow and talk to a bunch of girls with no expectations good things will come
Never did this still with my longterm gf of over a year. She's deeply in love with me and I wouldn't have it any other way. Sure I got into flings into the past but all the times i tried using cringe pua tactics, it failed. Whatever placebo you like to take I guess. If the games work for you then keep going.
I appreciate your honest attempt to help, you're a good guy user, but like I've played out scenarios like this many times: I've met up with girls from Tinder, I've met up with girls from sports/interest clubs, I'm not a fat neckbeard and while I've sometimes aimed high I've also gone within my league. And never, ever has it come to anything remotely intimate. Like, not even handholding or even a fucking shy smile.
You're wrong , there must be a password because I just don't see what else is missing.
Trust me man, it's easy for you to rationalize that I'm so generic neckbeard but really I'm not. In my time of earnest attempt, I really never received any feedback to make me think that continued efforts were worth anything.
Life plays out for some people to be well off, and for others it isn't quite like that at all
You don't get there. You missed the bus. You're already way too far behind. It's over user. Welcome to the Permavirgin Gang.
>Not him but if you think that chads have a 100% chance of success
Do we really need to dig up the tinder threads?
>janitors or plumbers
why are you saying that like those two occupations are at all similar? same with nurses and cleaning ladies. wtf? do you just assume everyone who has a manual job is some kind of pleb? are you a child?
It starts with hi, how is it going
Eventually it leads to more with someone
Chad has an 80-90% success rate.