*shoves you into the booth*

no as ive only stuck to popeyes when i eat fried chicken, and my fried chicken intake has also drastically went down cause ive been mostly vegan for a bit over a year now

>This one goes out to all my homeboys on Jow Forums... Robot life

Yo, yo,
Wake up, another day, it's like nothing is real
The walls that keep me in, keep them out
I wanna shout, wanna strike a new deal
Wanna stop serving meals, swallow my own steel
But I just feel

Normie here, normie there
I see these normies everywhere
Everywhere I go, I can't lay low, can't stop the flow
No time to heal

Step to Chad, out with his roastie
Don't do much, but at the most
He'll throw a punch, and knock me out
And laugh and shout, and I get up, find a new route
Back to my bus, there's no more fuss
This life's for them, it's not for us
There is no doubt, I might step out,
The freedom underneath that wheel
But I just feel
I just feel...

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fembot pusy rank
smell like fish stank
shit make their obgyn faint

>spit some fucking bars,nigga
im unfamiliar with the term, enlighten me or be done with your monkey jibberish, i do not have time for this, sir

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Late night risk waddle
Fillin' up ma piss bottle
Jizzing in cum rags
And still in ma'am jim jams
Mummy got tendies
Still at home in my twenties
NEET bux rolling
Lil' sisters panties stolen
Sniffing the fish stank
Brown little skid track
>Yo, to, stop white boy, stop

This is a shout-out to my boy Trump.
Ugh! I ain't got no tendies nor any friendies.
Living on the chan is all I got. But at least I got my waifu, she's really hot.
Spaghetti in my pockets, gonna make it rain.
Please end my life, all I feel is pain.
UGH!

>tfw jay never took that beat j cole made for him

youtube.com/watch?v=wRpdCH6nzlM

last 40 secs or so

These boy don't know hardship
Whip these niggers like kool-whip
Masser be tripping cos these boys ain't be picking.

sh-sh-shii n-nig--ggaaa
yo, i-i heard u-ur mum was fine as f-f-fuck
betcha, u-u didnt k-know t-that n-niggaa
*gets shot*

AAAArghh spit shit so quick I ripped my dick while gang banging and shit
your' hoe licked this said it was a wonderful stick
act tough an i'll bang this blicky and dip.
you dying bitch nigga R.I.P you should've learn to quit

All my clique is out your league. Poser bitch
you two are obviously fake gangsters like Eazy-E

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Why are monkeys sitting in front of a mixing board?

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>I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL
>(repeat until they walk away)

Aaight bromeo.

Im hentai superstars
Anons got 2D hoes, they know who we are.
We look fresh to death hopping out my car
Anime girls runnin from here and far

Young senpai got the game on lock
2D girls tryin to get up on my cock
Young senpai got the game on lock
Jay Z, Dre lemme show you how we rock

I was 13 with a waifu and a dream
But now im livin it big with my moe mansion team
All my imoutos stayin green, while I'm pourin sippin lean
And my shit stay fresh, so hot, so clean

Onii-chan be the gunner
My imouto, a succubus I wanna fuck her
Rub her in between her legs, feel her clench while we hover
Now slow down
Kouhai lets take this chance
Lemme see you shake that ass

I feel like shit,
I really wannah quit,
"heres a pill now deal with it"
on the real,
im only here until i can split,
ear full of dick,
sick as if I had a meal of spit.
im not lonely but quite the oppiset
robotic like a trip off cough syrup
take a tip like when the doctors snip
and chop off that bit,
I want a glock to click....,
your in shock like hocks
dont be toxic and give me an acidic lick
like hippy chicks
drop it quick like a helicopter that lost its lift
id probably miss,
I forgot to feel happyness ever since floppy disks did exist,
you cant stop this hikki bitch who wants to slit his wrist
I stand atop a cliff and ponder should I do a flip,
pick a spot and sit,twist a spliff and picture it
its no picnic with chips some things are too big to fix
like mechanics a rocket ship
i dont panic because I dont have pockets thick,
or hot bitches to hop on my dick
I legit cant go outside to the shop to buy a popscicle stick,
this aint quidditch theres no golden snitch
my life is mixed in the cauldron of a witch,
as the cold sun drips the coal drums a hiss
stung like a fish yet still holdin a fist,
too young to resist this old womans occultist tricks

~lil hikki

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Pop some poop through the shit gutter fool
Angry cyborgs with a task to drain blood into a pool
Reason I am
Reason I will
To partake in the grinding of 9-5 slaves

Beat my little dick till its red
Message sent, read
lacking sleep, yeah
gay voice bleat, yeah
smell like shit, ohh
spit nasty shit, ohhhhh
care to see my dick? no
Well heres a pic.

wellllll; you need to get a job, get a haircut, change your clothes
change your personality, your life in general, it fuckin blows
probably wont but its alright though,continue with impetuous nonsense, dopamine rush im content
one life, guess i'll waste it

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My name is paco
I like to eat taco
And i make 5 peso a day
I meet girl name lucy
She give me some poosy
And she take my 5 peso away

more limericks please