Well, looks like we have to do this group project together. Hahaha!

>does jackshit so you have to do their part last second

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You know what is. I and the other guy do most of the work while you sit their as the control freak pretty face. YEAH. YEAH. I said it.

arthur be like WOAH YEAH, WOAH YEAH, SOMEBODY GONE GET THEY ASS BEAT. SOME BODY GONE GET THEY WIG SPLIT. BEAT EM UP BEAT EM UP. BREAK HIS NECK, BREAK HIS KNECK/

eww girl cooties get the fuck away

>I'll do the entire project if you want.
I don't know why but if anyone else is involved I feel like they'll fuck it up somehow.

I got into a group project with a girl once in high school and i started talking about conspiracy theories
Two weeks later everyone thought i was a cult member

>9th grade, AP Human Geography
>final exam grade is based on a group project
>graded individually but still, the project is so much work it's impossible for one person to have done it all
>get paired up with my oneitis and the next hottest girl in class
>I'm a sperg but they're impressed with my grades
>spend the next three weeks of project time in the computer lab dicking around with these cute women giving me attention
>helps me get over my fear of girls but we did zero work until the day before it was due
>slideshow looks like shit
>totally improvised the speech we were supposed to have written out
>left out a bunch of different things that were required on the rubric
>somehow got a C+ while the girls got C-s
>drops semester grade to a C for the class and the girls never spoke to me after that
Fucking roasties.

Can I sniff your feet? It will help me work faster.

>we become "friends"
>i start getting hugs when i pass her in the hall and at the end of lunch in the cafeteria
>i get to smoosh those boobs against my chest every day
>each time she slightly feels my hard-on pressing against her through my pants

the story ends with her inviting me to her birthday party and we sneak away to "play"

>nose starts running
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU SINUSES

on a serious note, the other day in uni I got paired with two girls and a guy, and both girls talked to just the guy like they instinctively knew I'm a loser. I probably shouldn't expect a girl to magically start talking to me but that reminder of me being alone was enough to make me overthink about things until it wettened my eyes. fuck everything.

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I know that feel lad, just know that Jow Forums is here for you and a lot of us can relate

yaaay another D... and not the one you like

You anons need to start being more uninterested by this shit. Fuck em, who cares if some stupid roasties only want to talk to some other guy. Theyre most likely gonna fail the class and never talk to that chad again. If it wont matter years from now dont waste your time crying about it now

life as told by an autist everybody

>pretends to recieve message
>oops i almost missed my appointment in the clinic, sorry i have to go
>*leaves*

This happens to me all the time, I just do my work and leave without making any extra conversation. I respect the Stacy by not forcing her to interact with me and she respects me by letting me leave with my dignity intact. Works well

>Yup. Don't worry I'll do the work if you don't wanna have to do anything.
Worked every time.

>initiate female_interaction.exe
>talk to her
>get work down on project talk
>find out she's really cool
>she seems to he enjoying my company
>realize that I dont have sex
>realize girl is just being friendly with me and is not attracted to me
>continue to interact in exactly the same way but be deader inside
This is me with women in a nutshell

>all these betas saying they would do everything
I am the parasite of the group projects so she would probably get mad at me

Thats just uncalled for. Get out!

Id be paired up with Stacys all the time and Id use it as a chance to get in on all the gossip n shit. Most of them already had boyfriends so eventually they let me in their group. Good times

Watch as she does jack shit and talks with her friends, try to interact but make her feel uncomfortable, try to get the whole group to actually do the work, end up saving everyone's ass by putting in all the work at home. Barley get thanked for it

bump
same, man

>In 11th grade, got paired up with a hot ass bitch in a geology project.
>The girl literally, in front of the whole class, cried and begged the teacher to give her a different partner.
>The teacher didn't relent.
> but the next day a vice principal and the security head interrupted the class and spoke privately with the teacher.
>Immediately after the class the teacher told me I was getting a new partner.
So literally the entire socio-political hierarchy of the school came to a halt in order to insure that one good looking, popular girl didn't have to do a one week project with me.

Uh, actually I had planned on doing it myself, but I guess I'll help you if you want.

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>a few moments later
>tell a joke
>omg user, that's funny. I gotta make sure to tell my bf that!

>heh....yeah....
>can't think of anything to say
>awkward silence

I want to believe, but that's just too outlandish.

I believe that shit man. This world is a real hell, one with more delicious flavors than you could ever imagine

I had a similar experience. I got paired up with Stacy and she literally got her mom to write a letter to the principal and teacher demanding that she works with another person. She ended up getting another partner, one of her stacy friends

I wish it were. I'd honestly give anything if that one thing hadn't happened. Anything. I had never even spoken to that girl previously. Had never done anything to even bother or grab her attention. I can't remember ever doing anything to anyone, but this has been my life anyway.

S-S-S-Shut up........ Why do they say girls being friendly or nice to you is a sign they like you? That only applies to like stuck up whores.

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kek, typical beta
>I helped these girls once why didn't they want to be with me??

>chest freckles
my dick feels like it's going to explode

So true.

It's like good looking girls intentionally bring up their boyfriends when talking to other guys. It's just a more subtle way of her saying "I have a boyfriend, so fuck off.

It's retarded they have to let us know like that because they don't want us trying anything.

>group project
>implying she will contribute in any way

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>tfw I just carry on with the project and never talk to her again

It's terrible. You make her uncomfortable makes you realize how ugly you are.

>It's just a more subtle way of her saying "I have a boyfriend, so fuck off.
Its really not subtle and I always act as visibly annoued as the situation permits without seeming autistic. I fucking wish I was asexual man, my life coulda been a fucking blast and I could have been such helpful person to so many people.
Fucking INFP support class bullshit

>>Well, looks like we have to do this group project together. Hahaha!
too real
fuck off and do it yourself then
"have to" HAHAHAHA

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Who the hell sharted on your tits?!!

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Mumble something like "yeah" and then internally yell about how retarded I am.

>I fucking wish I was asexual man
It sounds fedora like, but I've thought similar. If I could like sever the part of the brain that finds others sexually attractive while facing no repercussions, I'd do it. This isn't fucking worth it.

Tell her don't worry about the project go play with your phone or something, and then do the project and share it with her after.
t. high school senior who this has happened plenty of times to

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One time an absolute fitness stacy with an ass of like solid muscle decided I was worthy to be her partner in a project. Was very fun. I legit really enjoy gawking at girls and having fun in the friendzone like an absolute beta.

Also I've done theatre scenes with my oneitus. Theatre girls are sluts man

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girls love to be degraded like this kek

>work with popular stacy
>shes well-known by pretty much every student for having the biggest knockers in the entire graduating class
>always wears low cut tops
>always shows off at least an entire crevice of cleavage
>the entire time she's nice to me but one day she's clearly pissed and irate
>ask her what's wrong
>"i hate when people just stare at me like that... it's gross"
>say i'm genuinely sorry
>she says for what
>s-staring at your b-boobies
>"oh no i didn't mean you, i meant some kid in biology class earlier. wtf you stare at my boobies?? ahahaha"
>throws a pencil at me

I wonder if that's what having a real life girlfriend is like

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Shoulda got at that user

I know right. This is the kind of shit that makes you fall in love.
What did you say after that user?

Can relate. I always thought it was one thing if they were accustomed to being around me and picked up on my social retardation, but sometimes I swear they just know right off the bat. HTF do they know?

Big 4head

WOOOOOOOOOORRRRLLDDDD STAAAAAARRRR

>incels care about hairlines
Dude just drop your standards that girl is hot and if you don't find her hot than you will probably not have much luck with chicks even uglier than her

Yeah thats just a way women have of politely letting someone know theyre with someone. Tbh, its better than a guy making a move and her having to decline and it being awkward for both. Just easier that way. Seems presumptuous of them to assume youre attracted to them and have to be subtly warned off, but lets be honest, attractive women get hit on often so after a while this becomes how they handle things. Really its better off this way for both parties.

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transfer

you look familiar
xhamster?

>that normie image
FUCK ALL NORMALSCUM

>twitter meme
you fucking faggot get the fuck off my board

Like on one hand I see it. On the other, it seems so god damn forced at times, and it is assuming interest like a stuck up cunt.

oh great, now i have to do all the work while getting womansplained every time I say something. plz kill me now

>womansplained
>acting like she just won't be on phone almost the whole time.

>be in middle school science class
>get paired with oneitis
>thisisit.jpeg
>we just get to work
>realize I'm doing all the hands on stuff for the experiment and she is just writing stuff down
>ask if she wants to do some of it because you know its more interesting
>"no"
>Just finish up
>nothing happens

We were in band together as well for all of middle and high school. It was always like this at the events for band, me thinking I had a chance to talk to her and her being disinterested, till about 3 years ago. When high school ended. Haven't seen her since.

One time I got grouped with an absolute qt. She was tall, thin, had long flowing sandy brown hair and an incredible ass. Her face was qt as fuck and her eyes had a pretty golden hue to them. Once when She was putting theatre makeup on me I looked down her shirt and saw her cute perky tits. She was unironically the most popular Stacy in the whole school.
The entire "project" was an in class acting exercise that lasted an entire week. The whole exercise consisted of facing your partner and reciting the same mindless phrase over and over again without breaking eye contact so that you could get a feel for your partners reactions. Then you would build on that and make an observation about your partner, then you'd repeat it back and forth until a new observation was made because your partner changed a little.

So out of nowhere she PICKS me to do this with her, and I get to enjoy a week of staring longingly into this qt's eyes and at her beauty while my legs are squished up against her sexy fall knee high boots and hot thighs in her jeans under the desk, and she teases me and often observes things like "You're staring at me" And I get to hypnotically repeat "I'm staring at you" until I slipped into a trance, turned into jello and she giggled sweetly and like a brat started saying "You're getting flustered" and I got to repeat that. This whole wonderful process took up an hour and a half each day.

Was very fun. I miss high school stacies to be honest

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>>you remind me of my boyfriend
N-No girl has ever actually said this, right?

oh yeah the phone revolution, i wasnt in school for some years now i guess everybodies on their phones all the time.

A cute senior girl like that sat behind me in my freshman year tech class.
She shared her lunch with me when a teacher told her to finish it quickly or throw it away

Yeah it is forced a lot of the time.
>hey what time is it?
>I-its 330 according to the watch my boyfriend gave me.

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This sounds originalolly amazing.

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that sounds awesome desu

Well in 11th grade stats class we sat in groups which included this qt girl I'd crushed on
>walk into class day 1
>see two of my buddies there
>we decide to desk up
>senior friend of ours, the qt girl, takes the 4th desk
>we were all in band together so we were all cool
>Raquel played the alto sax and I the tenor, we'd met back in middle school and i'd been infatuated ever since
>spent the whole year together hanging out because our teacher didn't give a fuck and it was the easiest class of all time
>end of the year this netted me a real hug from Raquel as she said goodbye to all her band friends
>tfw those tight A-cups against my 17 year old chest

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>tfw no stacy to get teased and hypnotized by

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tease her
>oh no, you're not one of those girls who gets by on just her looks, are you?
if she's a good sport she'll say she is, then you get to say
>well that's not good, because so am I
if she's a bad sport
>good, because I totally am

not that it matters, I'll end up doing all the fucking work anyway.

It really, really was anons. I miss it so much. theatre girls really are slots, many of them very hot

She loved being a tease to me pretty much the whole time I knew her too. There was once where she "accidentally" let me see part of her pink thong and another time where she took my measurements for costumes and dressed me up while giving me hardcore "fuck me" eyes. But she legit loved teasing with no continuation so much that it was cruel at times even kek.

I like your tit freckles.

That sounds like it was very touching in a weird way, at least cute. When we graduated I gave the girl who I did this with my year book and she wrote in it a teasy thing about how she loved how much I'd always hit on her. Then we said our goodbye forever kek. Nice girl. My friend actually fell in love with her but she was always just into getting chased. She was kind of crazy, but having a top tier Stacy who's senior class president flirting with you can be a small confidence boost. She was a fun person.

I realize she is likely not going to do the project and that my grade is likely to fall if I don't do the work myself, so I just do the project by myself and let her go on a date with Chad. I get it done that first night, then enjoy a few weeks of relaxing while they let the rest of the retards catch up. Then, when it is time to bring the group project, I bring it in and accept the C- because I am really shitty at doing projects.

>Yeah. I'm gonna go get my laptop and start making the slides
Fake it till you make it

>she teases me and often observes things like "You're staring at me" And I get to hypnotically repeat "I'm staring at you" until I slipped into a trance, turned into jello and she giggled sweetly and like a brat started saying "You're getting flustered" and I got to repeat that. This whole wonderful process took up an hour and a half each day.
Slight hnggggg....

>How do you react?
>this half the shit I have to do
>this is half the shit you have to do.
>give me your phone # so we can arrange to meet up out of class to finish this.

I'M A CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER COMIN THROUGH THE DOH QUICK TO WHIP YOU ASS TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN FLO

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Who's porf?

>my lunch was alright
>oh yea, me and my bf love eating lunch!

>I wish I could nap right now
>oh yea, me and my bf love sleeping!

>breathes
>oh yea, me and my bf love breathing!

high school cooking class
i get paired up with the quiet albino boy and some super quiet girl
i already know how to cook so i let them pick recipe
the girl finds a book and photocopys the recipe she chose
so we make it
its spaghetti with a cottage cheese and sour cream
never had those 2 ingredients before(there was some others but those were the 2 main ones)
mix them all together like the recipe says
go to take a heaping fork of it
we all gag on the taste
ask her what book she got the recipe from
it was from a casserole book, we were supposed to bake it...the recipe itself didnt actually say to bake it

cant stand the taste of cottage cheese or sour cream to this day
one exception taco bells sourcream is incredibly mild and works well in their supreme fries

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I remember she was wearing a certain kind of pink lip gloss and I would get really horny watching her sexy thick lips moved as she said all this stuff

>Looks like I'm working by myself

Moves away from her and do the entire group project on my own, doing better than most of my peers and getting the highest mark.

Is this for real, or is this some fap fantasy shit, because god damn man.

This is 100% for real. It's almost too specific for me to make up
I promise you it's true user. I have a lot of stories like this that actually seem a tad too good to be true but sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time. You can ask me any questions about any of it or about her if that'll help you believe that it's true. But unfortunately I can't really definitively prove shit via Jow Forums.

I did fap a lot to it though for sure

I don't really want to know more because one, I'm trying to hold off a couple days from fapping(not nofap, just saving for a monster fap of a few days), and two, because I feel I'll get slightly disappointed it didn't happen to me, or anything close for that matter. I'll believe you though user. I'm glad you experienced that user.

>because I feel I'll get slightly disappointed it didn't happen to me, or anything close for that matter.
Yeah... I know this feel too user. Trust me. I've had cool events happen to me but that's certainly not the norm. Stay strong brotha

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Cool, let's evenly split up the work and we can meet up after school or on the weekend to do it, if we can get to know each other that'd be cool as well

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