/britfeel/

this is the sound of celery

Hello lads I bought a 4 pack of cider for the weekend as a treat and my dad drank them all, I asked him why and he said "YOU WEREN'T DRINKING THEM ANYWAY"

i do luv me dog oh i do luv her i do

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Wish I had a dog fren

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do u luv me dog? oh i luv me dog i do

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phwoar what a sexy lil pup

like what you see? i luv her so much oh i do

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Soft tummy would wub

someone jive with me

youtube.com/watch?v=416iiYA7wsU

Like listening to this guy, learning a lot about white people

youtube.com/watch?v=8NFy6Uc2BHs&t=127s

>Anti white video
>Check name
>Smelly paki
Ah yes. Time to claim this is a fake poleaboo post too you brown runt.

The guy is white and from Liverpool so as he says in the video, I respect his opinion

>white people are all problematic bigots and the less of them the better
wew

He's anti-white doesn't matter if he's white. Same as you being a smelly paki and being anti-paki (and anti-white now)

That's not what he says at all

He proves to me that you can be both white and criticise the white race/culture

youtube.com/watch?v=z7SqtIe5rZQ

This faggot has more balls than most right winged people, hilarious.
>CALL THE COPS!

go on your messenger app, scroll to the tenth person you messaged last, tell us the date of it.

May 14 2018 for me

gonna be going back years mate, not even gonna look

>go on your messenger app
I failed at the first step

not messaged 10 people lad, dont think ive messaged 10 people in my life, thats including friends when i was in school too

I really really really want to fuck Sabrina Claudio

New S3RL is kinda bad :(
youtu.be/Rf6rLPdqqso

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31st august

if you include people who've messaged me but i didn't message back then 28th september

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why dont you message people back? what happened my dude

group chats lurk in but never message because anxiety,

His wind-up animation that he does leading right into the kick is so hilarious. What an autist.

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Did that pepe just conjure up a glass of his own tears?

You're quite the normie then I guess, good for you man. I want friends but I struggle. I reached out to a lot of past friends but none really want to be friends again :/

seeing my lass tomorrow for the first time in nearly a week

mental

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>HH fan
Good lass

It's hilarious, he lost his job it. Such a joke.

He is lucky he isnt (yet) in jail desu.

>This faggot has more balls than most right winged people
"ii-i-i m-meant to kick your phone, I'm sorry"
sure sure

He attempted ebin's karate kick of death but failed.

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quick jive 4 the lads, wahey
playing on muh xbone and can only concentrate on 1 thing at a time
youtube.com/watch?v=TDkpTLzdBkM

For kicking a womans shoulder, joke.

His child-like confidence that he can actually kick the phone out of her hand and cartoon character like wind up is the sort of shit you'd expect from a turbo autist like chris chan

Brown cunt in the thread
Tra la la la la
There's a brown cunt in the thread
Tra la la la la la
Brown cunt in the thread
Tra la la la la
He looks a shit in the bog
Bog bog!

This is some really sad and pointless bait.

It's what happens when these fags aren't bullied. They don't get to learn. They need to be bullied early and often.

Where, where?

Let me at 'im!

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Reminder to POWER UP!

youtube.com/watch?v=aiHSVQy9xN8

EARLY
and
OFTEN

desu

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>tfw everyone hates you and you are just a burden for everyone who knows you
>tfw everyone wants you to not kill yourself for some reason
for fuck sake. i just want to feel like everyone else. why did i have to be born as such a freak.

Nightwalk through the town centre to the only 24 hour shop. Might have have to deal with some pissheads but it serves me right for not going sooner. If I'm not back in 1 hr send help. In a bit lads.

what do you think makes you different than your every day Joe 'Normie' Shmoe?

>*makes le epic song about how people notice his songs are shit now and prefer the old s3rl*

it's okay, user, listen to the depression not the anxiety

no one cares about you
no one cares about anyone but themselves

so please take care of yourself

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just up lids have a raging boner and my mouth tastes like arse, going to brush my teeth and make some tea and toast

what you lids upto?

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youtu.be/K32v3Tv59cE

Are you on about this song? Its good unironically desu

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listening to kpop, playing chess, tidying the house. It's a nice night but it's my last day staying up this late. Soon parents are back from their holiday and it's back to bed at 10 :(

you have a bed time? fugg lad thats harsh, are they control freaks or something?

No I was talking about this one youtube.com/watch?v=3x8iXwG5EkE

Are you literally 12? Ori

Nah, just room is right next to parents and my keyboard is way too loud, itll wake them up haha. Also mum is so fucking loud at 7 when she wakes up, I think purposefully to annoy the family into waking up, frickin bitch. 23, too poor to move out

>it's another literally-can't-do-fuck-all-until-something-comes-in-the-mail epispde
Boring desu. Least that game I've been keeping an eye on is available for pre-order now; times moving along until I can get a day 1 eBay purchase

Oh of course.
>600k views
Wew, he is such a literal who now. He barely gets over 200k now.

Oh, sounds annoying. I also hate living at home. Too bad housing is expensive.

excuse me WHAT THE FUCK do you mean

reminder S3RL was always shit and for tone deaf autists

because i cant keep a job, or maintain any healthy social relationships. desu i just want to spend every day by myself until i die. i will probably kill myself out of bordom eventually because i am incapable of occupying myself long-term.
almost every time i go outside or try to reach out to someone i experience rejection by other people in some form. i am a mentally broken individual. dont think any (you) 19yo uni kid with social anxiety actually has any advice of use to offer desu but thanks anyway.

this morning 2:34am

The fuck nigga? Buy a quieter keyboard. I'm right next to my parents' room and they've never been bothered by my shitty membrane keyboard.

I usually go to bed a little bit after my parents leave for work and wake up when dinner's ready. It's fucking glorious.

Enjoying American politics drama at the moment tbqh. It is fun watching bundles of lies unravel one by one.

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Hentai was the only good one, but that's only because it IS autism.

I listen to the same music over and over again, so yeah, its autism music. Fight me.

>'brit'
>caring about burger politics
>talking about it on the /britfeel/ thread
Getting the feeling you're a /britpol/ faggot. Give us a quick rundown anyways; can't be bothered getting off my arse to find out what's been polluting my comfy YT music recommendation list

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Kinda feel like he keeps making songs about innane stuff, forcing it so he has stuff to upload but it just degrades the overall quality of his releases and what people expect from him, hence the decreasing views. I liked the planet rave song though

youtube.com/watch?v=qU2nNUyKnCA

>with the london system, I ose holy shit I am so bad at chess

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What's your Elo rating? London opening is my go to, im 1100ish but still impriving weekly

idk elo but glicko is around 1000

/britfeel/ is my fav thread on r9k right now and I'm American
Thanks op

>no replies
guess im right you fucking MONGS
my cum smells like rotting meat

Bring it, bitch
lichess.org/5iXGLRsw

don't get why people care so much about getting gfs and shit, i'm content by myself

I've just woke up too, went bed about 8pm. Considering doing a /nightwalk/ and taking a spliff out with me but on one hand im trying to cut down on how much i smoke, on the other I am wide awake and cant get back to sleep.

meant for originialtity

>donating to live streams
is this the actions of a virgin or a chad? a player character or an npc?

its a shit hole compared to how it was

in unrelated news...why does everyone think "papers, please" is so comfy? its hard as fuck i kept getting bollocked for doing things wrong

>roastie makes false rape accusation against republican Supreme Court Justice nominee
>gives testimony in the senate
>no evidence or corroboration of her claim
>new evidence everyday points to almost all aspects of the story being a lie
>he is likely to be voted in within the next few days
>lefties seething
its fun, I would pay attention to British politics but its all so boring by now. 2 entire years of muh hard vs soft Brexit.

>content

Don't you want to be happy?

how much you smoke? i smoke every other day

not weed tho

not tobacco either

yeah i am happy but i don't need a partner to be happy, it's like the thing that everyone else has that makes them want partners i just don't have, it doesn't bother me

how can you be satisfied tugging your penis and eating junk food all day? are you fucking retarded? that life is boring unless you have a below ordinary iq.
+ because im not content by myself, i fucking hate myself. which means i just drain other peoples energy when im with them. so its a no win.

Have a wank and listen to comfy rain sounds instead if you want to force sleep.
*sparks up rolly*

whereas right winged Americans would have a panic attack at the camera and then come home and right about how much they hate blacks and the left on pol

youtube.com/watch?v=FH7wbYfNL78
youtube.com/watch?v=_T9uRLARQgI
youtube.com/watch?v=pOL-_-T4uto
the last is my favourite

Virgin PC

How is no fap october doing? 3 days in boyos