I tried cigarettes for first time today and it was utter shit. Nothing happened even though I took long puffs...

I tried cigarettes for first time today and it was utter shit. Nothing happened even though I took long puffs, I only got smoke in my eyes and nose. Now my breath and hands smell like shit.

How was Jow Forums's first experience with cigarettes?

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I never smoked anything

>I tried cigarettes for first time today
why

Had too much time on my hands.

A common trick with smokers is using scented hand sanitizer on their arms and hands. It masks the shit smell.

like yours, but i persisted and have been smoking moderately for about 8 years. I'm actually trying to cut back. trying to have 6 a day whereas i had 8 before.

Just wash your face and hands with soap in literally any bathroom sink afterwards if you give a shit. I don't because i hate my coworkers and my friends are fine with smoking even if they don't do it themselves. Will wash up for qt gfs though.

Don't start on cigarettes they are hard to quit and eventually it's not fun anymore.

Why not just vape if you want that smoke effect, it smells and tastes better, as long as you don't care about being a faggot for vaping with no nicotine

When I smoked at my grocery job I would put on a designated zip up hoodie, use listerine, and wipe my hands with the cart sanitizer wipes. Never got any comments.

Don't, the first time is uber shitty because your body is reacting to the smoke as poison

Trust me robot, smoking will leave an impression on you that you'll never forget.

Is it worth trying cigarettes? Some people find them calming, which I am curious about.

First time I bought a pack was when i was 18 and I remember my first smoke was a bit harsh but not as bad as I thought. It gave me a nice kind of high feeling in my head and I felt very calm and relaxed. Then literally by the next day I had another smoke that high feeling felt like it decreased exponentially.

Now I usually only smoke when im really stressed since its too expensive to always be buying booze and cigarettes

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Used to smoke to help socialize better, they reduced my anxiety alot, also back then there was alot of smokers. Nowdays I don't socialize, but I really wish there was a better way to deal with my anxiety.

Really only smoke if you dont give a shit about your health at all, like a lot of us who smoke and a lot of us on Jow Forums. But anyways yes and no it is calming. On one hand it relieves stress but on the other hand it can be a cause of stress if that makes sense.

No, cigarettes make you feel stressed the longer you go without one because of the nicotine addiction. The calming feeling that you get after you smoke is just your body reacting to you relieving that addiction for a short time

it gave a decent headbuzz first time I tried it/go a while without smoking. What a lot of people don't tell you about smoking that helps you get hooked is that it's just something to do. Bored? go smoke a cigarette. Got 15 minutes waiting around outside? smoke a cigarette. Driving a car? smoke some cigs. It really just sneaks up on you. Tolerance surprisingly resets pretty quick for me though, if I go 12hours/a day without smoking feels like smoking one for the first time again. I never reach that point anymore though, lol.

Pretty much like that.
I bought a pack for someone who didn't have their ID and I tried one and it wasn't anything special.

Then I got my first job a while later and they became like a food group.

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Ay that's my cropped image you wank

Yeah I remember my first time

>was 15
>outside of a friend's house party
>group of girls are smoking and gossiping
>they see me by myself
>"heyyyyy i dont recognize you come over here haha"
>talk to them for a while, they're teasing me and touching my shoulders and shit
>one of them is an older girl smoking a cigarette
>"whats the point of smoking those" i ask
>she gives it to me and tells me to try it i might like it
>take some inhales
>smoke is way too hot and disgusting
>cough it back out violently
>all the girls are laughing at me and going awwww
>wanna be a man so i go "you know what give me a full one i'll fucking smoke this thing"
>girl obliges, hands me a full cigarette
>i inhale but keep the smoke in my mouth so i dont cough, like a cigar
>"ummm user you're supposed to inhale not keep it in your mouth, thats called wasting it haha"
>the other girls start laughing again

Since then never touched the stuff. Disgusting. I'm 24 now

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They;re only enjoyable when you're drinking

Inhale it deeper into your lungs. You catch a buzz the first one after days of not smoking. Your jaw might even tweak a little bit, nicotine is a stimulant. Only the first one after that they stop doing anything and you get a god awful craving for another one.

It's not marijuana. Don't expect to get balls to the walls high off a cigarette.

I smoked cigarettes, cigars, half-cigars, vanilla an menthol cigarettes and weed
It all sucks, it's shit
The only reason people smoke is because it gives you a stress relief tool that doesn't look awkward in a social setting
I guess weed at least has an effect, but that too is far too overrated

Is worth trying, but not being addicted to them. Just don't smoke every day and take baby steps. I'll be an enjoyable experience.

Smoking a cig looks cool tho. Vaping looks gay

If i wanted to smoke i'd buy those big ass Cuban cigars to actually try and enjoy the sensation with something that has more quality. Cigarettes are trash and people who smoke them are trash.

My Dad gave me one when I was 4 and purposefully didn't tell me how it worked so I just inhaled smoke and ash and ran to a tap afterwards.
Worked though. Hate smoking to this day 20 years later

puff it into ur mouth then take a inhale of fresh air and enjoy the head high

You didn't actually inhale, I can tell you that much

This has been my experience. I started smoking cigars once in a while before I tried cigarettes.
>started at 22
I smoked myself out on the weekend, had about 20 one night. I smoked the last one in my pack today and I think I'll see how long I can go without.
I went 3 days once.

Same as you. Smoked a cigarette, didn't feel anything. Waste of time