I did not ask to be on the orangutan's speed dial

That's beside the point. It's not going to get randomly used unless it's an emergency and some shit you should actually know

Based North Korea you dumb amerifat. You'll pray for death by the time it's over.

Based Drumpfy wumpfy triggering idiots who think reality is about their comfort and convenience

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Why are people so retarded? If you don't want your phone to wake you up, turn it off.

Obama ordered the system be created though. Everyone blaming Trump is retarded

>north Korea
>this is my reaction

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if you were still asleep when the alert came, you should be gassed anyway
these faggots need to get a job

>I hear Amerifatting but I don't hear praying
Typical

Fuck off.
Some of us do have to work nights, you normal nigger

You can't opt out of the presidential alerts

anyone that still has alerts turned on deserves many times over the disruption that they cause. fuck brainlet smartphone users, they spend half their lives on the fucking things and still cant operate them

Donnie boy strengthened relations with N.K. don't you remember?

12d chess by Kim. Now you've let down your guard he will strike like a raging tiger.

or until we're finished.

I heard the emergency alert tone while i was in the other room taking a shit and thought I was hallucinating.

>tfw everyone has a telescreen in their pocket

>not having it shut off unless you need to use it

I don't understand. I didn't get a message.

Except you only would see those if you were actively watching TV faggo. I was fucking sleeping with my phone on silent and the shit woke me up.

6 more years.

Origal

>tfw have a flip phone
>prevents degenerate phone zombie behaviour, and didn't get that alert

I was fucking my 18 yo and this goes off and scares the fuck out of me. I ended up stick my dick in her ass cause i got spooked, shit was cash

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>not listening to the news and knowing this would happen for weeks

your fault retard

oh no they're gonna throw another tube into the ocean i'm real fuckin scared

>this is like screaming and kicking your dog when your tv goes beep boop for testing the alert system during a commercial
Lol'd irl

I don't watch "fake news"
>ALL news is fake imo

>news says it will happen
>it happens
>roflmao fake news amirite

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If that was from Trump it would have been more like THESE PRINGLES ARE STALE!!! Failing Kellogg's to blame???

>leftards manage to block the President SMS's
>hurricane comes
>Trump lets everyone know via the system
>leftards stuck in the hurricane and floods drowning while screaming that President Trump isn't helping them

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>sleeping at 2:00 pm

You deserve it faggot neet. Get a job.

Hurricanes aren't a surprise you fucking mongoloid

I don't get why NEETs care so much about getting woken up. its not like they have anywhere to be in the morning, they can just go back to bed

I go to work at 6pm go fuck yourself.

You think these retards who are too busy blogging about how they are oppressed under President Trump are going to actually notice real life actual disasters?

GROINAKLDS BUMPLUMFFFF

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Does the news still exist in this fictitious scenario? Or y'know...windows? Most people aren't robots. Most people leave the house.

Oh sure, they go to such trustworthy news sites such as other peoples blogs where they take opinion pieces there as facts.

do you get paid to post like this or are you genuinely stupid and not a fake parody

I wonder how many trump cucks got an actual erection when they seen that alert from their phone from their false god

And in this situation they would interpret a hurricane alert as an opinion piece if it didn't come from a source of their preference?

Shh. Grown ups are talking.

>look out the window to escape a hurricane

We're not talking about escaping a hurricane. We're talking about being too busy blogging to notice ones approach.

Try to follow along.

does it anger you that trump is president

Uh, yes
They aren't cartoon characters
Life is not a political cartoon

>infetterence
nice

>get text for the first time in 11 months
>it's just spam from the president

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it worked, based! fucking oversized cheeto BTFO!

In some ways. He's not as bad as liberals make out but he's no where as close to the savior of the western civilization that people around here seem to think he is. He'll be remembered as a political oddity and little else who talked a big game but didn't really do anything that any other conservative president wouldn't.

why do you do it for free then if you dont care that much

He'll be remembered with Caligula and Commodus for the sheer amount of incompetence he let flourish.

>"Orange man bad".

What are you rambling about? People regardless of political affiliation are well aware of the approach of impending natural disasters. Who would pay me to make such an assertion? Go back to Jow Forums if this is all too confusing for you.

I think we'll remember the Trump administration in the same way we remember Prohibition. Kinda of a weird experiment that never really took off.

You are respinding to a cultist who is insecure that you pointed out how unrealistic his daydreams are. You aren't going to get much further.

If literally anyone other than Trump was in office everyone would have said "Oh look, they're testing the emergency alert system. Good to see it works."

But no, because everyone hates Trump so much, they have to make a big deal out of everything, even if they're completely manufacturing controversy. I don't like the guy myself, but Jesus Christ, if this is seriously a big deal to you, you're making everyone who doesn't like the guy look like a bunch of whiny, bumbling retards.

Grow up.

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Probably by ourselves, honestly.
youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1ya-yF35g

Agreed. People are definitely overreacting to this. But generally I dislike shit like this. It can be a text from the president or an eBay push notification. In either case it's a fucking annoyance.

Are you surprised?
I'm not.
I knew it would be this way if trump won.
I know it hillary won the right would be having a fit of near equal magnitude.
Whatever the system is, it shat out the two most divisive figures we could probably have as candidates right into our collective lap.
That's why I checked out of politics, or at least tried to. One csn hardly take a shit without someone trying to turn it into a political issue

Hello there, fine stranger!

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Its fucking awesome

Bring on the end

Whoa. Go easy on me! P-please!

>work comfy night shift at gas station
>get woken up in the middle of my sleep
I unironically registered to vote because of this shit. Going to vote democrat

You wouldn't be bitching if it wasn't Trump. I don't remember anyone giving a shit when they tested the system during anyone else's presidency. It's not as if he attached a message, systems just need to be tested every once in a while.