Khhv femcel thread

I'm permanently a virgin. I've come to terms with it

cope. poodles are the cutest, especially the black ones.

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Op you in the states?

haha, are you fucking serious?
go up to three guys and ask them to hold hands with you, kiss you, and then have sex.
at least one will happily oblige
it's literally that easy

>desire a female like that this
>too handsome to settle for anything less than a 7/10
>and that includes her having a passion for late 80s CRPGs
curse my autistic standards

Implying any girl in this thread couldn't get dick from like 50% of guys in this thread if they just asked. I'll even volunteer to nut you one at a time if you like.

do femcels like video games

lol every guy on this site who thinks he's handsome is ugly as fuck

>femcel
>niggerlover
Serves you right

ill be your bf pls be in cali

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false, my mommy says I am very attractive

>Where are my khhv femcels at? Have you given up yet?
I haven't given up yet
I'm 19; taking a gap year to work but then I'm off to uni.
I will fuck the first nice person there who agrees. I have no shame.

I'm an 8/10 in LA, 24, I make 95k/yr, I have a girlfriend, do you want to have sex with me?
I can fly both of us to bora bora. Is that enough?
Oh, yeah but uh I'm uncut

>so many people wanting to date femcels
>a few femcels complain about being virgins
>not a single fembot answers the calls for dates from robots
Every. Thread.

>I have no shame
you should get some.

why? what's wrong with having sex?

guys who complain that girls could laid by exsisting are the same ones that refuse to settle for ugly khv girls. they also complain about staceys never settling for them despite being unattractive, and STILL refuse to date unattractive women

starting to sound like excuses to continue pushing ugly khv females to the side

in conclusion, men cant be robots.

this site is ours now.

meeting strangers from the internet is a really good way to get scammed or murdered

you know you can add them and speak to them for months first, swap pics, call etc so your chances of getting murdered drastically decrease?

I'm in uni, lets study together until we realize we love each other awkwardly.

nothing at all, but at least get in a relationship with the fag.
don't just slut it up.

Laugh at female robot thread?

HOOOHOHAHAHAHAHA BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "fembot" HAHAHAHAHA GOD HHAAAAAAA

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okay but what if
I really want to get murdered
or my fetish is dudes pretending to be girls.

I mean sure if you're at the same uni
I don't really like long distance because talking to people without being able to see their reaction makes me anxious

Oh lol no I mean, just state your uni so a nice robot here can make you happy if it matches.

literally cannot believe that it is possible to be a femcel

>tfw no british femcels in this hypersexualised chad slag culture

female incel
>18
>"given up" because she is jealous of other girls
>knows she'll get a bf eventually so she doesn't really care and the whole femcel thing is just for funsies

male incel
>early 20's
>probably still in denial he's even an incel
>filled with rage after actually trying and realizing the truth about the world or never tried because even girls like op looked at him with disgust growing up

uhhh
oxford if you go to brookes that's cool too

Pretty weird how I get rejected by femcels but yet 8/10s show interest in me and like me

Watch some shows with me, play some games with me, don't be a nagging bitch type, and take anal. Age, looks, weight, I'll give dating anyone a chance as long as they do those things.

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>ugly incel makes demands
lmfao no one wants to be with you ugly retard

sorry I replied so late. What part of cali user?

That sounds super normie
why are you even here

NO

No such thing as a female robot
No such thing as a femcel
Youre standards are just too high
You wouldnt fuck a robot

Die of breast cancer.

2018 where girls give up losing virginity at 18 because they literally lose it at 14 on average these days.

Wow your life is so hard. Try being 30. Dumb cunt,I hope you die.

Above L.A. and below San Fran. Discord?

Originally

qt gf when anons I just want someone I can bury my face in

>do some things with me and don't be awful to be around
gee the demands are outrageous.

What sounds normie about it? Sci-fi, anime, vidya and masturbation are the staple hikki activities. I'm here because i'm a depressed fuck who never leaves the house these days and who hasn't dated a girl in like 8 years. Just throwing it out there is all

> I'm here because i'm a depressed fuck who never leaves the house these days and who hasn't dated a girl in like 8 years. Just throwing it out there is all
What an ugly pathetic faggot. The reason why is obvious, no one wants to be with such a loser.

Yes user, I get it, you're very mad. Maybe you hate anal an unreasonable amount, who knows, you should relax friend.

>Wahh, I am a femcel!
>I bet you get tons of men hitting on you
>I want love, not to be a fuckhole!
>So basically you want a man that you are really attracted to, who is probably above your league, to reciprocate your feelings and offer you the world. This is a femcel.
>Wahh incels are virgins and short, manchildren, no one loves you REEEE

I want all the pretentious, neurotic, stuck-up women to fuck off this board and for the simps to stop engaging with them.

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>khhv femcels
>im only 18 years old

Literally no reason why you can't get a boyfriend of some sort. Kindly fuck off.

>tfw ugly, depressed and alone
I never stood a chance did I

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>23
>still a khv
just get a husbando. i'm not kidding.

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>tfw no depressed girl who'd let me cuddle her to make her feel better when I get home
she's took good looking for this to be anything more than bait but hey some femcel here like it.

Before anyone falls for it,
that's a boy.

damn this board has really been shit up since i last checked

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>she's took good looking for this to be anything more than bait
except that's a man. how stupid do you feel now?

So?
If it was a girl that looked like that I'd still tap it. Hell if there was a much more androgynous looking girl she'd still be plenty cute.

lol actually it's a grill but too thick for my taste, maybe im not as desperate as you famalam

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fat.
they're literally too fat to fuck and waiting on mr right

even the jail bait isn't ever going to be femcel dude.

at most the good girls go bad the moment they hit their 18th..... *sigh* once they've had their first partner though.... no chance for the rest of us

not because I like virgins per se but because they know what experienced guys are like and I can't offer that.

khhv male here. Am fat fuck so that would explain most. Wanted to know how it is for fembots and some stories yall got

your skin is greasy your hair is dry and should be grown out.

>*sigh*
this post was bad enough but you just had to up the game huh

Ask your doctor to start sarms or something man... shit I was as ugly as you and wasn't that femininized in the face.

>be in college class
>just working on some shit
>hear two roasties being obnoxious
>"REEEEEEEE!"
>"OMG LOL NO STOP IT'S TOO EARLY

Yea this board is dead, barely go on here anymore.

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B-BUT that's a woman. really.

im both a femcel and a mentalcel.
Im ugly in looks (both face and body) and I have little to no social skills. I actively avoid people because I cant hold a conversation with them.

Literally here. I'm too autistic to have a bf and have sex with a bf, I guess.

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you're dateable no matter how you look, there's probably someone who wants to be with you. i don't like white girls tho.

There is no such thing as a femcel, get it through your heads.
Women are all vapid whores who could get a bf if and when they wanted, as well as getting affection and validation on command, but some of them like to pretend they are lonely (HAHAHA) and unwanted, yet they shun and reject anyone who would put up with them unless it's Chad

The only attention I get are from guys online who are thousands of miles away from me. Even then, they dont even know what I look so what they say is all hearsay and shitposting.
When I go outside no guy even bother looking at me. I never get approached by anyone, nor have I been talked to. Ive been invisible and ignored my whole life and always will be. you think id resort to a site like this to get some faux attention if it werent for me being a femcel?

Only chads go outside. There's the also the problem that most people don't pay attention to anyone. If you just ask a random dude he'd go for it.

>If you just ask a random dude he'd go for it.
just how underage are you for you to believe this deluded nonsense?

people who are on "your level" grew up always being called the gross or ugly kid, they think that you are above them even if you are at the bottom or they have no experience and wish they could talk to you then end up thinking about how much they fucked up their chance for hours in their bed unable to sleep.

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I asked my 3/10 gf and only the chaddest of chads ignored her.

>be 27yo HHKV
>messaging a guy you met while doing your masters degree a while back
>he's pretty much the one and only """friend""" you've made in years
>you got a job and he decided to do a PhD at a different university
>he tells you he doesn't like the environment of his new university all that much
>ask him for more details
>he brings up this guy on his course who is 26 and has never dated, and says that this freaks him out
>tfw
h-how do I respond to this?

25 yo KV with my Masters here. I think you play it cool or lay it out.

Agreed. Really, the entire notion of being "involuntarily celibate" is ridiculous, male or female.

Anyone whining about how they aren't getting attention from the opposite gender is either a self-absorbed idiot unwilling to put in effort or simply undesirable as a human being.

Except men are supposed to make the first move and approach the woman.
t. femcel

Why should we? So you can reject us? Fuck off you moderate looking without makeup slut.

damn someone sounds entitled.

I'm not doing that shit until I'm out of my job. Government work is hell.

believe it or not the people who are similar to you don't just go up and approach women, they're used to being rejected forever and shy and whatnot. also guys online talking to you, you know you can exchange pics or video call right? i talked to a 30 something year old khhv american girl who thought she was fat and ugly, she turned out to actually be pretty nice and super enjoyable to talk to. pity she ghosted or killed herself cause of her shit mother though, hope she didn't.
point is, relax nigger. you're not as bad as you think and some people will like you

>simply undesirable as a human being

That's...that's called being an incel.

It's literally what we are.

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Celibacy is by definition voluntary. Incel is an oxymoron.

Celibacy: the state of abstaining from marriage and sexual relations.

Using this definition, incel means involuntarily abstaining from marriage and sexual relations. It is possible, it is not an oxymoron.

>older sister is a 28 yo shortstack femcel stuck in the mindset of a 14 yo
It can happen.

>abstain
It's a choice.
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/abstain

>1 : to choose not to do or have something : to refrain deliberately and often with an effort of self-denial from an action or practice

See you are actually my type and I am into all those things. Anal would have been a surprise after I knew you were committed. But you just whore yourself out like you've got a diseased ridden cock.
This is why I go to Jow Forums they at least they sorta want the same things I want. A strong family unit to raise our children and protect our home.
My virginity is for my husband.
The husband I will never find.

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Oh come on roastie you know as well as I that if some guy walked up to you and asked you out you be to much of a wimp to give him a chance and even if you did you'd be too scared to even look at him
You women are single because you're too weak and scared

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Are you one of the delusional faggots that go on Jow Forums or a miserable trad fem? If the latter do you have discord?

I would make love to anybody if I knew they loved me as much as I hope to love them. Faithfulness and patience is all I ask for and all I, as an imperfect person, can offer whoever will have me.

tbf id hug him then id run away.
just so I can at least lose my hug status

Are you same as this poster?

>or too retarded to get laid?
I knew two girls growing up that were legitimately retarded. Both of them have kids now.

No I am a 23 year old woman who has been on this cancer site since the dusty cat op. When I thought "oh wow these nice internet guys are saving this kitty I want to be friends with them!" I have only ever known this place.
The Ride. Does. Not. End

Y-yes. I'd like to think I'm not to stuck up in tastes. I love a chad man, but chubby hubbies are cute too.

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So will you be my cringy femcel gf?

That's basically assault roastie so that doesn't count because it wasn't as you feminists say "consensual" you'd still be hugless because thats cheating

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