>decide to clean out my house some more
>find one hundred issues of the same newspaper, same date
Why would anyone get so many newspapers? Were they a failed newspaperman?
Decide to clean out my house some more
William Smith
Austin Jackson
It's your house user, shouldn't you know?
Did you get amnesia and were carrying out newspapers before then, maybe?
William Wood
Putting aside that the date on the papers is prior to my arrival, I would never be such an inept papergirl to dispose of all the papers in my house.
Also, they aren't wrapped in elastics, though, I suppose that is a paperboy's job, so if the paperperson was sluffing off, that isn't unusual.
Brandon Phillips
Post microfilm whore
Owen Martinez
Mystery development: I found pieces of a shattered mirror with writing on it.
Who saves shattered pieces of a mirror? It appears to be a love letter but I haven't got it together completely yet. Was the love shattered just like this mirror in a terrible fight that ended in murder?
Alexander King
the house is haunted get out fast
Alexander Rogers
oh gosh, the cupboard where I found the mirror pieces had a secret message written on the ceiling, I'm actually kind of spooked now
just what kind of place have I moved into?
Jackson Gonzalez
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE MY GF PLEASE I AM REALLY DESPERATE PLEASE I NEED YOU HELP HELP HELP
Cooper Rivera
I don't appear to have all the pieces of the mirror so this is the best I can do
Noah Barnes
>hasn't posted newspaper
Enjoy getting raped by ghosts fugger
Lucas Hall
I don't want to tell you guys what town I live in.
Aaron Roberts
On the right side that is harder to see it speaks about death and life being too short and heaven, though the left side is typical normie live laugh love bullshit so it might be nothing
Adam Evans
In my hometown a few years back some guy stole the new newspapers from the newsagency before they had a chance to bring them inside
It was probably just a dumb teenager or early 20s kid doing dumb youngin stuff
John Morgan
What's with murrican houses? You always hear things about new residents finding weird shit. How come that the owner or seller doesn't bother to clean and throw the shit away before selling the house?
Lucas Green
>papergirl
Gabriel Nelson
En-f--cking-joy
Robert Moore
>papergirl
God, I want to catch an unsuspecting papergirl trying to deliver packages to me and dick her into submission.
David Lewis
Hey im also a girl
Now give me free (you)s, faggits
Xavier Watson
No I don't care about OP I just wanna rape papergirls.
Isaiah Miller
lmao, OP summoned a succubus GF after solving the riddle of the broken mirrors..
lucky fuck.
Thomas White
Is this some old New England home or something? Tons of those older places are spooky as shit
Leo Robinson
Probably just packing material for shipping. I live near a college and grab stacks of the hipster/alt newspaper shit nobody reads that they offer for free right out of the stand every time I need to reload on the stuff. Nobody cares since the shit is pretty much wasted as soon as its printed.
Parker Rivera
the old owners left in a hurry
I don't usually ask questions of people because I don't care about the responses I may receive. Though sometimes they can surprise me.
Anthony Richardson
(you) Is it gay for a girl to give (you) to a girl?