Reminder that ALL men desire pic related and will not settle for less

My gf is curvy and its hot as fuck

Nah I've got a weight gain/fatty fetish

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its a tranny monster ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gross. give me emily kinney or natalie dyer any day of the week over that abomination

wow, I seriously can't picture in my head a woman more bland and soulless looking than this, congrats OP

wtf. kelly brooks is enough example for what all men desire. You don't need to combine all that shit.

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This girl is way cuter and more attractive.

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I want a cute slim girl with big eyes and bangs.
Basically irl anime.

Who are all those people? Where qties?

I just want my Shizuku gf is that too much to ask

>Megan Fox's face
terrible choice desu

Id literally die to impregnate pic related idc if shes fat it looks nicely stacked to me

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I dunno m8 twigs are weak and gay I like my women to have more meat on them
Well I guess it's not meat is it? it's fat but I think you get what I mean.

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You're fokin done for m8

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Never got the "long legs are sexy" boomer meme. Leg length isn't factor in whether im attracted to her or not

I legitimacy prefer and would be more drawn to a more "plain" look, and am not very interested in dating, anyway.

Wow, she's so naturally beautiful. I hate being stuck in my manly body. These pills will never turn me into that, not in a million years. I want to kill myself. I'm sick of fucking strangers on grindr. I want to be loved, not a hideous object to nut inside.

knock knock originale

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remove the tan and make her pale with silver hair and red eyes and I would fuck none stop. Also remove the plastic surgery and make megan 18 years old again without a pound of make up on. Also change the tits to something for realistic or anime like. Also less broad shoulders, she looks like hulk because of how wide that shit is

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Nah, I prefer sticcs.

There's not a single part of this person I like
The eyes are the only thing that's ok

I guess you're just basing this on one man you've met and said that he likes celeb shit. Or this is a shit post. Probably a shit post actually.

I really don't.
There's no way this person would have anything in common with me, we'd have had completely different life experiences.

I just want a girl I can bond with.

actually I took the 2D pill and she looks like a man as do all 3D girls.
disgusting

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>he would settle for 3D human woman
Just where do you think you are.

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Tits too small

Based, only 2D woman are good

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>men lying

when all men desire this and will not settle for less and all woman want bbc and do not settle for less, why is there overpopulation?

you've picked an absolutely gross western 2d woman

>Reminder that ALL men desire pic related and will not settle for less.
uhm no sweatie

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Ahsoka is one of the best in my harem.

Day of the treadmill soon you degenerate

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>megan fox's face
Let me stop you right there. No. She's a poorman's Angelina Jolie. Absolute trash-tier

But l'm gay? What now

>there are no women who like skinny guys
>there are no women who like average looking guys
>there are no women who like chubby guys
You're lucky I don't have my camera

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>>there are no women who like chubby guys
they settle

I know you are just trying to inflict despair on femanons but holy shit you are so wrong lmao, curvy girls are the best

no
i don't desire that
it looks pretty retarded
shit bait

boobs are too big
give me a cute otter instead
never mind, I already have one

you
bladdy NONCE
get im big dave

How to be attractive to the majority of men:

Don't be fat.

That's it.

>Women don't like tall chubby-muscle guys
retard

legs are too thin, stomach is ok, but not ideal and the breasts look like fake boobs because they have a weird position
>pic related
would be my ideal mommy girlfriend

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gib me fluffy fbi cat

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There are actually no woman who like lesser than pic, Shrek. Also, im in your swamp.

>Pretty Stacy girl
Who cares. There's tons of these fake, plastic girls at every corner. I have no desire for one.

Not really, if you're going to try and speak for everyone you better make sure you actually choose the most attractive women instead of some amalgamation of drugged up, botox enriched plastic surgery abusing Hollywood whores. Also not really interested in 3D in the first place.

Who's this and does she have vids on xnxx

>one girl out of 10000
>that has to be truth!

Men desire top tier women
Men will settle with women that are considerably lower

Women desire top tier men
Women won't settle

its mellanie monroe and she has many videos on the internet just search for "mellanie monroe porn videos"

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>a failed stacy who is just as messed up as I am
How did you know?

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