Be me

>be me
>drink vodka
>it's horrible
does that mean I am a pussy? am I really so pathetic or is the first time the same for everyone?
also is there a possibility that I may just have more taste buds than the average person so that makes me more sensitive to different kinds of tastes? but don't females in average have more taste buds than men? does that mean I am a girl anons?
also Jow Forumsacks please don't get aggressive just because you get triggered over a little alcohol, for without vices we'd be nothing more than machines

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Some people just have different tastes. You might like beer more, which is not bad if you find the right ones for you.

That shit is deodorant minus some poison shit.
It's real motive for cold war.
Better nuke Holocaust than that.

Instead of Posion, why not pick something that Heals ?

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Are you literally fucking 12? Maybe we should get the mods in here to ban you considering the fact that you are underaged and this is the first time you've ever had vodka

Mix it 20/80 vodka/ coke. Vodka tastes horrible though. Cider is the entry level alcoholic drink.

yes I do in fact love beer and wine but I can't get what liquor is all about
>implying I got money to throw away on drugs
>implying I can purchase it off the internet in eastern europe
I spent one month worth of money that my mom usually gives me just to buy a bottle

who the fuck would risk getting in trouble for selling alcohol to a 12 year old?

Vodka doesn't taste great but when I can get a handle for less than 10 dollars and get drunk every single night I don't give a fuck about the taste

The taste can be interesting if you have properly cooled, ideally high end brand vodka. With soda and lime is my favorite drink, gives me shits tho.

Everyone who bought me alcohol when I was 12

The only people saying vodka tastes like shit have only drank garbage vodka. The good shit tastes like water and all you feel is a bit of burn.

Cheap vodka on the other hand, is like drinking gasoline.

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never really been a vodka fan
but i should say your right u taste a diffrence
op i would mix ist with cola
try orange juice or maybe an energy drink

BS, it's always going to taste like alcohol.....because thats what it is...so thats what it tastes like.

Alcohol is really a taste sorta thing. you'll have to try different things till you find what you like. I went through the whole rainbow before i found something i could drink straight. Vodka, tequila, absinthe brandy, wine, most whiskeys.

I found i really took to rums though. i like dirt cheap radiator white rums, expensive dark rums, vanilla'd spiced rums, etc. You might not take to any, which is fine. of course, If you need to get shitfaced and all you have is bud light...


What i'm saying is, you can acquire a taste for camel piss if the need is strong enough.

>drinking gasoline
well, that sounds interesting

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I'd honestly rather drink cough syrup than an alcoholic beverage. No hangover, tastes just as shit, and the high is more euphoric and less damaging.

Also moar pics of her

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Alcohol with zero impurities is completely flavorless. Like I said, you've never had good vodka because that shit is completely flavorless.

I'm 21 and I've never had vodka before

yeah guess what liquor isn't candy

is Stalinskaya considered high-end? it says "Premium" on it so it must be, right?

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vodka tastes lie shit, all alcohol does.
T.alcoholic

Mix it with juice.
As you keep doing this, you'll gradually be able to do it with less and less juice, eventually youll only need like half and half. and you can always reduce whatever amount youre at throughout the night as you taste it less as you get more and more drunk.

what are you drinking, plz help.

>night
I'm in europe. it's morning so I guess you could call it breakfast

Cheap vodka tastes like absolute garbage, good vodka tastes like nothing. No one's supposed to drink vodka for taste, it's either shots to get you drunk quickly or a base for coctails.
Why do you even want to start drinking?

anyone ever have real moonshine, not the fake stuff they sell in stores.

I much prefer a alcohol high vs weed, anyone else the same.

If it has a bad taste to it, it isn't good vodka, doesn't matter if it says premium on the bottle or not. The closer you can get to flavorless, the better.

I like Effen a lot, if you can find it. I was shocked when I tried it the first time, I never knew vodka could be not-shitty before I tried Effen.

It's easy to make,man. it's literally just distilled corn mash. my cousin made the shit all the time before he got busted for meth. except for the naughty feeling of buying it in some guys trailer, it tastes mostly the same. only real difference is the stuff they sell in the store isn't cut with shit like bleach.

>drinking at breakfast.
Ah, I see you're a true patrician.

Tbh you can never distil it so pure that there's no taste. What it's made from always adds a certain flavor, be it corn, grain or potato. Water you use matters as well.

>not both at the same time
Pussy

I'm Polish, and I think vodka is terrible, beer is the best.

Try some gin, you'll probably like that much better.

Delphine posters OUTTTT!!!!

I can pretty much drink any alcoholic beverage straight with no chasers

Vodka is just not very good. It always has that alcohol taste. Nothing else to it.

White Rum is better if you need absolute cheap stuff. It has the taste of sugar, not sweetness, like the taste of sugar, to it. Get some ginger ale and shoot rum and Chase with ginger ale. Hold your breath until you get the chaser down and the effect is much less harsh and terrible.

I'm weird I suppose, but I unironically like the taste of Tequila, it has a very unique taste. Always put straight liquor on ice, it doesn't """""water"""" it down, it makes it taste better. Those actual whiskey stone things are absolute memes.

Whiskey is a little harder. I think ALL American whiskey's, bourbon and the like are not great. Over ice they can be manageable to simply drink and have good alcohol to cost ratios usually. Rye whiskey is actually pretty good, it tastes like rye bread. Bullitt rye and Buffalo Trace bourbon are good lower cost options. I find Evan Williams to be a kick to the gut, but over ice surprisingly not the worst thing. I would drink straight Evan Williams black 10/10 times before ever doing that with vodka.

Scotch Whiskey is legitimately a delightful drink and really tastes nice. But it is so goddamn expensive. Get a bottle of Jonnie Walker red and see if that piques your interest at all, if so then maybe try a Glenlivet 12 which is a 40 dollar bottle but that's very good quality to cost ratio for Scotch.

Wine gives me headaches and beer makes me fat so I avoid those. But an imperial stout is good tier beer.