Lets talk about cock
Lets talk about cock
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Mine is fucking huge and fills up every single pussy it's been in. Some I have to push in a bit to hit the end, but most I just fuckin sink in all the way while the girl wiggles and has a fucking fit that she's completely full.
>it's nice
>you can hold it in your hand
>you can stick it in your mouth
>you can put it in your butthole
>it can spit warm juice onto your face
what's not to love?
i wish i had one to suck on right now
I want to find a homeless guy on the street and ask him if I can suck his dick.
Why homeless? Because they don't shower. I want a dirty, unwashed cock to suck on. I want it to smell so bad, it would make his cock even tastier~ Hopefully he'd be uncut too for all the delicious smegma hidden deep inside his foreskin and in the crevices.
I'd also love if he was completely unshaven! I want to suck him to the base and get his gross pubes stuck between my teeth~ Have a few stray pubic haids covering my lips~
I'd suck him off until he came his smelly gross homeless-man cum straight into my mouth, and then afterwards I'd beg him to take a nice long piss inside my mouth. And I would swallow every drop.
Okay, how degenerate am I?
of course i would never do this because i would either get shanked, robbed, or i would get weveral major stds. but its nice to think about
A cock is 10 times better looking than a pussy unless it's an innie
>tfw already happily married and missed the chance to suck a nice cock
You had me until the smegma and you completely lost me with the piss
That's pretty degenerate user
You are a degenerate
I know... I'm sorry...
Just wanted to share my fantasy...
>tfw small dic
>tfw forced to phonepost
>Horny.
>Jack off to benis.
>Next day.
>Horny again.
>Try to jack off to benis.
>Doesn't work out.
>End up jacking it to straight hentai instead.
Why is it like this? Hmm.
Is it uncut?
L
small dicks are cute user
That's disgusting. What's wrong with clean & nice boyfriend cock?
You can like whatever you want user
It's not bad to be a degenerate as long as you don't go too far with it
No, it hurts.Mutilated
Only 3.5in.
Why would God do this to me? Wh at kind of mad God created me?
They don't bear offspring. I just wanted to be a dad. Working a 9-5 office job. That was my goal in pre-school. My life dream. So simple, yet too much to ask for.
Jeez, mutilated AND small... Ouch...
I'm cut and still at least 5inch
I want to 69 with a cute trap. Ramming my thick cock down her throat while I lap the cum off her cute feminine penis.
small dicks are cute tbqh
>her
>her
>feminine penis
lets not kid ourselves here user.
I will never find love. Even if I did manage to get with a girl. I would just be poorly filling the place of a better person. Why couldn't lightning have hit me as an infant?
Girls prefer cut, and for their to be big dicks, there must also be small.
You're bi user
>Girls prefer cut
kekekeke
>tfw no small dicked boyfriend who needs constant reassurance that they are adequate
>tfw i will never boost his confidence by worshiping his cock
I save user cock pics posted on Jow Forums and /v/ in a special folder.
Anyone want some?
Whats the difference between a cock, a penis, and a dick?
One is an animal, one is a reproductive organ and the third is someone who is don't really inconsiderate
Damn I want to caress someone's big soft balls.
Anyone else like watching ugly sissies suck cock?
the thought of worshiping sweaty musky neet cock turns me on so much~
I love it when I smoke or take sedatives and my nutsack gets super saggy and warm. I sometimes put a cock ring around my balls (safe size) and wank.
Everytime I shave I always end up jerking off cause everything is so smooth.
I've been learning how to edge pretty well recently too, I can get myself to leak "cumshots" 2-3 times and stay hard before having an actual ejaculation.
>tfw no cock so stinky it'll never make you cum on smell alone
>tfw that will never be me
>I'll never get to be a cute boy playing with a huge dick until it cover me in cum
>tfw your father is hung like a literal horse and you are below average
I always knew I had no hope at all.
>be me
>22 yo kissless handholdless dateless virgin
>horny af all the time
I wish I had a dude I could keep in a closet and not think about until I needed some dick. and then I'd get to basically decide everything about the sex itself (but only his dick I'm very loyal)
I want a nerdy guy that sucks my dick while I pat him gently.
Please be in sweden please.
We are brothers of cock user, I wish you the best
okay finally a cock thread where i can ask this
do i cheat on my girlfriend to just suck a cock. doubt shed ever find out and i kind of want to try it.
ya, do it.
but if something happens in your relationship down the line where she does something similar and you guys split up over it, you gotta take that and not get upset.
do i just restrict myself to sucking or should i just do the complete fantasy
why not just ask her for a threesome with a dude
suck your own cock
it took some training but within month of stretching i pulled it off, felt pretty good
elaborate
what sort of training
depends how much risk you're willing to take user
sometimes it's better to go with the lesser option of dick sucking to save time and risk, but if you think you're gonna want more after, mind as well go for the whole fantasy
no don't do it what the fuck. Go for it if you're single but don't cheat on someone just to suck a dick
Uncut is better.
>Girls prefer cut
You're delusional m8
Sure. Don't worry it's not considered cheating plus you are just experimenting so it's nothing serious
I can't speak for all girls but I kinda prefer cut.
Could just be because most of the dicks I've interacted with were cut, but the one time I had a boyfriend with an uncut dick, I just didn't know how to work it.
Always felt like I was about to break it or something so it made me anxious and just not enjoy giving head or handjobs or anything.
>3/10 KHV
>want to at least suck a cock before I die alone and a virgin
>find a guy online nice enough to let me try, we talk a lot.
>he wants a picture of me so I finally send him one
>ghosts me immediately and never hear from him again
jesus fuck I'm hopeless
yeeeah buuddy
post suum
I like how gay porn still portrays people with feminine nipples, thick thighs, and wide hips
Makes you wonder....
Nice larp
c-can I post my cock here...
yes
yes
yes
give it to me
dont feel too bad user
you probably aren't as bad as you think, this is just how people are in this culture where they can access good looking folks super easily on apps, its really easy to just ghost someone if they are not up to your standards and look for someone else
it fucking sucks but thats just how it is these days
pIease do, user
That's because its femboy for prison gays
Only if it's uncut
I guess. This one instance I made it known what my "deal" was he seemed okay with it. It was kind of my last resort because it's not like I would have luck on apps either. Ah well. It's not too bad if I don't think about it too much.
you should probably aim for a friend instead of a cock to suck
just let things fall into place by themselves, no expectations
I want to swirl my tongue under your hood before going deep to get my nose in your pubes
Anyone ever experienced a micropenis? My first boyfriend in college was 2.5" fully erect.
Anyone else gone full SLAMPIECE here?
I love being a sling slut.
I actually have! He was super upfront. "Hey, if we fool around, I have a micropenis." Things got intimate, he showed me how he liked it rubbed, he sucked me and rode me like a champ. It really felt like having a micropenis made him more attentive to my body.
I know being yourself is a meme, but this guy barely had a cock and rocked my world just fine because he was confident.
Cock and rock it bois
WOW... lewd slut
Am I a bbc?
I'd become a race traitor for that!
My guy was unbelievably uncomfortable with me seeing it at first. He told me on our third date and it was 4 months before I saw it for the first time. After we had sex for the first time (he was also a virgin) he cried into my arms because he was so happy I had given him a chance.
shave a bit and i would gag you so damn hard
>cut
I'm sorry for your loss maybe
maybe look into foreskin restoration
I like cock threads. Their participants have a way with making me hard.
Cock >>>>>>>>>> puss
yes it seems you are
gotta agree here tnou
also that looks dry as h*ck
Who cares about foreskin
Cock is good with or without it
you absolute fucking pleb
fuck off
Some call it race treachery.
Some call it multiculturalism.
Love is love mang
I mean, it's not like I'm checking the race of each guy when my ass is pressed to the glory hole. I've probably taken a the whole UN in my boypussy by now.
don't use that stupid slogan here, faggot
This is why nobody likes you, Jeremy
do you have any tips on shaving? I have never done it in my 25 years of life do you think a girl wouldnt blow me if I dont shave
>Pubes
>the cheese
Aside from that, cock is yumyum
Shave any hairs you have on the shaft and your sack, trim your bush with clippers.
>tfw no black cock to get on my knees for and lick all over
h*ck off, robert
Why I still nobody posting their drooly mouths
so is anyone here actually a girl
>tfw actual first encounter with a person mocking me (without seeing it at all) was a girl at a youth group event.
>tfw it actually looks pretty small due to status of fatty
>tfw that encounter made me actually like being degraded in that sense but I never want to experience it again
What made you look or feel inadequate for the first time bois. Also bonus question how do I find girl(w/ dick) to possibly humiliate me like the weirdo I am?
On the internet everyone is a girl duh
It grows back fast the stubble looks worse. Use a guard on some clippers and trim it down.
It is dry.
>do you think a girl wouldnt blow me if I dont shave
doubt it, if you manage to get a girl to that point where she sees your dick, I doubt she'd back out just because your dick is hairy, also hairy dicks are hot, but Im a gay faggot so what do I know.
shes monogamous
mine isnt nice and big
is sucking dick not that bad?
Sorry that was for you, but I'm a retard.
are you from new york w that yummy thing
You've got to prove how much you love it?
>like why do you think you're worthy
Nope, I'm scared to tell you where I'm from.
i mean if you're not in NY idc otherwise I was gonna offer my mouth
i guess if anybody w a nice fat cock is in NY drop some kind of contact info, esp if you're black
Blackies only like whities
im as white as snow dummy