I will definitely get a bf next year

I will definitely get a bf next year

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But you say that every year femanon! When are you going to marry a nice young doctor?

How difficult can it be? 3/4s of the work has already been done because of male libido.

Why don't you have one now

Legendary last words

I always say that but this year, i give up. Men are cool but what about fictional men? Have you tried that? Plus sex is scary, so is talking and contact, whats the point? Its easier to dream.
t.femanon

I'd likely love you forever unironically.

I don't think guys like that are that rare, perhaps you're just jaded.

of course males will be repulsed by your "mtf" status and think that hooking up with you is gay, which it is.

Yeah, see, the thing about real normal people is that they go for something in the middle, not a ravenous beast as you described, and not perfection. You can't expect the extremes. Everyone has problems, and positives.

>they smell like death and they have chunks of flesh falling off them, they're frothing at the mouth with rabies and attack viciously without a moments notice
crazy bitch detected. good luck with that one.

please let me be your bf, ill treat you good and wont cheat.

>t, 25 never had a gf

im a desperate loser faggot nerd pls be my gf based fembot

Hopefully neither of you are serious.

>"I'll get a date by the end of the year"
>haven't even talked to a girl

usually when people say they want a bf they want him for more than 3 months

Look on the brightside op. If you fail you will finally become a sorcerer's Apprecentice, only ten years until your powers fully develop and become the Arch Mage of R9K. I hope it happens OP a qt shooting fireballs is my dream girl.

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I am 19-20 and I live a normal life, do sport and art, a bit introverted but probably more like a failed normie. Also no NiCe GuY

Same user, I forgot to ad that I stopped having long distance relationships long ago since it always leads to broken hurts. Id suggest everyone here the same and start looking for someone near you

Im a nice young doctor, i only want to marry nice young lady

sex is a very scary concept (I'm afraid of catching something) and I'm worried for my first ever BF I will make the wrong decision and pick someone who turns out wrong for me
I just want to already be in a committed relationship with someone as loyal as me and who doesn't mind not having sex at first

You're almost guaranteed to get gonorrhea if you're having sex regularly.

which is why I don't and probably won't for a while be having sex

>I just want to already be in a committed relationship with someone as loyal as me and who doesn't mind not having sex at first

BWAHAHAHA

FUTURE CAT LADY

>he genuinely likes modern dating practices

>people never had sex outside of marriage until this generation
Incels and Jow Forumstards, one and the same.

Pick me! Pick me! Let me love you!
asl?

If you went to the same college as me that could be possible, but nobody on r9k goes to the same Mountain school in NC that I do.

dis me
I'm already 20 so I'm afraid guys will think it's weird that I'm a virgin/afraid of sex

Usually if they're the Christian type they won't think it's weird.

Just date a handsome virgin Christian guy like myself.

you can't have your cake and eat it too. fuck you think? cake grows on trees?

Naw I'm 24 and I still think sex is weird.
I use to associate strictly as asexual because of my lil to nonexistant sex drive. Now I realize I do want a partner but I'm so afraid to date anyone, especially with modern dating practices as they are and in my age group cause I know they will all want to have sex and will expect someone like me to be experienced.

I just wanna be happy

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>modern dating practices
Meaning what?

Chads keep wanting one night stands and she doesn't even think robots are people worth considering.

I want to have sex with a non experienced girl since I am also a 24 year old virgin.

I wish I could be this autistic. I could honestly be perfectly fine alone but these chemicals in my brain and my fucking dick keep telling me to find a girl. it's maddening. I wish I could just exist. man being a girl sounds easy

Protip: Any time a woman "thinks it's weird to be a virgin" she's actually just humblebragging and also probably lying.

Dating before marriage, the weird you are probably fucking by 3rd date kind of stuff. It seems all too fast for me, I'd be fine with no physical contact at all for first few dates.
But I'm a guy and while I prefer the girl to be non-experienced and in general similar to me with a fear of physical affection, I'd date them if they were willing to deal with me as I am and not try to corrupt me/force me to like it.
Being alone is nice, as long as I can have my morning coffee and take myself out somewhere once in a while I can be happy with a very low standard of living. I am glad I don't have to deal with crazy urges like most guys,since I've heard/seen from girls who've gotten text from thirsty guys and people can make some stupid decisions/say some stupid shit when they are horny.
I like to believe

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I will be your boyfriend but you have to save yourself for marriage.

That's really the worst part of it all, if you are even a 6/10 or better and talk to any woman about how you don't care for sex, they will just assume you haven't had "good" sex before. They always think they will be the one to fix me and corrupt me into liking sex. It's honestly just all so exhausting

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>in my age group
aww. do you need daddy to guide you through it, baby?

you sounds like a pretty boring girl if I'm being honest but that's not 100% a bad thing. boring is predictable. boring is comfortable. boring is safe

Stop believing dating was like what basement-dwelling Jow Forums virgins tell you it was. People have always had sex. Cheating was much more common before. Marriages weren't happy. All statistics show the current generation of young adults is the least degenerate in at least a century.

You are stuck in the mindset of a 15 year old, you will grow out of it.

I've always wondered if people like you were okay with maybe other people fucking your girlfriend. I mean, she'd only love you so I'd assume you'd be fine with her taking care of her urges with another man, right?

post source of the statistics

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>orgasm
>not good
wtf?

I'm 22 and also a guy. I had one LDR gf whom i met two times. We stayed together for a week or so each time and she wanted to have sex but i was too scared. I told her that much and she seemed to accept it but then get upset when i didn't want sex and we'd argue and she'd think it was her fault that she wasn't good and that i didn't like her.
We kissed and touched and stuff but i just wasn't ready for more and she couldn't understand it no matter how much i told her, she just kept thinking i don't like her. She also gave me a bj and handjobs but i couldn't cum even after i didnt fap for two weeks before i met her.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/02/tinder-generation-turns-its-back-on-sex/

Just the first hit, many other sources support this.

no, he's right. I remember reading the same thing. gonna sound like bullshit because I don't remember where it was from but this generation is less likely to cheat because we're getting married much later in life. so I guess the plan is that everyone is a whore until they reach 30 or so and then it's time for marriage. people used to get married much earlier at like fucking 19 so cheating was more likely during marriage.

I literally said I was a guy in that post.
Why does everyone seem to think I'm a girl?

Maybe my lifestyle is what people would consider boring, but I don't see it that way. I see it as comfy, I like it, life doesn't always have to be some rollercoaster.
>wanting a good relationship is having a 15 yr old mindset
I doubt I'd ever grow out of it at this age and that's fine, i rather live and die alone happy than be withs omeone who doesn't share a similar logic as I do.
I wouldn't be okay with it.
If she can't control basic urges then she a thot. How can she control urges like eating, drinking, or anything else?
Seems like a bad investment. But like I said I'm perfectly fine being alone if it means I don't have to deal with partners who aren't compatible with me.
Not for everyone I guess, I can appreciate a beautiful woman but my mind doesn't instantly jump to wanting to be inside of her. Sex is just exhausting and unsatisfying, always time wasted I could have spent better just watching a movie together instead.
That's always the worst. Women playing the victim card when you dont' want sex. Making it all about how you don't find them pretty enough and pretty much blackmailing you into it. They don't seem to understand that you can in fact be a guy and not want sex.
So what you are tellin me is to find a 30 yr old virgin since she would be the only pure woman? Got it

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Why are you moving goalposts? First you said that it's all about not having sex before marriage. And now you talk about good relationships.

Everyone wants good relationships. Adults just grow out of this mindset that sex is bad and you should not have it.

A good relationship is one that doesn't rely on sex to be happy.
What's hard to get about that?

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a good relationship has lots of sex in it. what's so hard to get about that?

Seems like you are just using sex like people use drugs. If you can't be happy without it, then it's not that good of a relationship.
Degenerate

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well stop posting anime girls then, man. I'm just gonna assume you're tranny, okay?

anyway, what does controlling your urges even mean? when you're hungry, you eat, right? you don't fucking fast for 6 hours. so what if she wants sexual gratification? you either need to give her sex or let her get it from somewhere else. it could be a close friend of yours if you're weird about her doing it with randos

How can a sexless relationship be good? Unless you are both asexual.

>if you can't be happy without sex
literally the difference between my life now and my life with a relationship is sex. if the sex ain't happening, that's a problem.

Thought it was pretty clear that's all I wanted was a asexual partner. How does sex magically improve a relationship?
I just post images of coffee, the characters are irrelevant to me.

If you eat when you are hungry you are probably gonna end up fat, I think fat is disgusting. So yes sometimes you just fast instead. I think some asexuals do end up in a scenario similar to what you are wanting but not for me. If she can't handle herself then she isn't the one for me, it's simple.
How is life magically gonna change just cause of sex? You already have masturbation don't you?

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You are asexual so don't try to understand people who are not mentally damaged like you. People want to have sex because it's fun and deepens the bond of a relationship.

do you have like a coffee fetish? is coffee the only thing that turns you on?

>masturbation is equal to sex
do you actually believe this shit? holy fuck. it's probably good that you're asexual and will never pass on your genes.