Wake up in the morning

>wake up in the morning
>see this on your bed

What do you do?

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Call the cops, and get that land whale out of my house

I get a strange vibe from latinas. A bad feeling. I'd probably just talk to her, make her coffee and then tell her it's time to go afterwards.

Do you have the sauce family?

what if she wants cuddles?

>wake up again
>see this at the end of your bed

Wat do?

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ask her to take a shit in my mouth

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Latinas give me bad vibes, I wouldn't want to do that. It sucks, man.

Make the same thread I did yesterday.

Ask her to come pee with me, then cuddles and kisses, then go down each other, then sex, then cuddles

why not? she has good vibes and she wants to cuddle you and play with your dick

No, all latinas give me bad vibes. It's innate. Would you have sex with a demon? I think not. I have to value my safety first.

>pee
>then go down each other
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
disgusting

are you for real dude? males and females pee several times a day, as long as you squeeze and shake and she wipes, it's fine

I had a qt teen latina gf in high school. Looked similar to OPs pic. Best years of my life by far amazing butt smell and taste

what was her butt smell and taste like?

shit and fish

it smells like ass, but the best smelling ass you could possibly imagine. the musk was so fucking addicting, i couldnt help myself. i would try to eat her ass after a long hot day outside, so its nice and sweaty

so ass, but in a good way? that makes sense, like a sexy female sweat smell. how strong would you say the smell was? only for experts or can be beginners enjoy too?

Oh I got you senpai. The "latinas are crazy" stereotype.
Protip its not true.

It's not. There are some crazy Latinas but no more than white women

People need to leave their basement and see the outside world

play with that big butt

It's not that they are "crazy", I just get a very bad vibe from them. They are mostly nice to me.

That's weird man.

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That's just autistic, user

I want to eat some Mexican booty so bad

I don't have an interest in them really and their vibes throw me off. I'm also mediterranean so I don't think they'd like me, the times they were nice to me was probably just because they were nice.

You should take what you can get, user

But I don't want them and there is no indication that they like me anyways. Just because I'm white doesn't mean I have to like them, and vice versa.

>h-hi, d-did you n-need something?

>user, can you give me a back massage?

Tell her that I'm only interested in wholesome robot-posting, and need her to leave my sight immediately.

I'd play with her pussy and butthole for about 10 minutes, take my morning piss, then come back and have intimate sex with her

wake up for real originalitoalso

sniff those perfect latina soles

what does latina butthole smell like?

it smells like a really hot, sexy girl smell

Hand her a bowl of eggs I keep in my bedside draw for emergencies and tell her she doesn't need to tell me what happened but she does have to eat these eggs

>What do you do?
I give her what she came for. Why else would she be presenting her ass to daddy

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have sex with it of course