Femanons, did you know that anal is part of the standard sexual repertoire of the average woman today...

Femanons, did you know that anal is part of the standard sexual repertoire of the average woman today? Why don't you do it?

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Because
>tfw no bf
to fuck my ass.

I wish I could do this.
Posting porn.

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>obligatory 'i can fix that by becoming your bf' post

Post hobbies and country obviously

and which sex chromosomes you were born with

Thanks user for being so efficient.

I'm a girl (XX), and not looking for a bf.

>not looking for a bf.
why not desu? don't you want a hard throbbing cock to lovingly creampie in your ass?

Yes, very much, but I'll find someone IRL for that.
I'm done with guys from Jow Forums.

Please give me a chance
Assuming mutual interests

so you ARE looking for a boyfriend. why lie?

Yes, just not on here.

>Yes, just not on here.
breaking my heart with those trips of truth desu. i hope you find a big cock attached to a nice dude really soon.

Do not do this to me femanon ;-;

christ, you guys are embarassing me and I'm not even the one asking for the love of some 30 yr old dude posing as a girl on a Indonesian fruit smuggling forum

>not playing along with the larp
have some fun. live a little.

fuck, didn't realize I was the wet blanket here. my bad. I'll help out

I want to have sexual intercourse with you, woman. Allow me to penetrate you.

>not cumming inside your girls ass
you're missing out, losers

>having a gurl at all
yeah no shit we are missing out. we already know this.

Standard sexual repertoire? Lmao. What the fuck are you talking about, dude. I've never done. None of my friends have, either. You watch too much porn. That shit hurts and it is really messy. I mean it's a literal shit tunnel. Most of the time it's not bleached either, like those pretty shaved lilywhite pure assholes you see in your pornos. It's dirty and brown

Ok, and? Nothing wrong with shitty hairy assholes, who the fuck even watches Jew porn anymore?

my gfs ass is legit always very, very clean, pure white, smells and tastes delicious
>tfw

I sort of prefer it. I've trained my bum quite well, but vaginal is uncomfortable at the best of times.
Tfw broken

I've always noticed guys who fuck women up the ass are almost always secretly bisexual. Even Rocco "The Anal Destroyer" Siffredi fucked a couple trannies

>tfw no bf to cuck me because I won't do anal

>unironically an anal whore
fuck. best girl right here itt with us

>Why don't you do it?
There's a perfectly good vagina next door that I don't shit out of.
I've never done anal, but a friend described it as being like taking a shit over and over again.

>being that much of a bootlicker
yikes

>being that unappreciative of anal whores

I recently got a gf and initially she it was a fairly firm "no"

now she requests it once a week

no regrets

hot as fuck

post more please

You've never had a pleasurable shit?
Sounds pretty amazing desu as long as it isn't the painful shit feeling.

>not showing anal whores proper appreciation

smells like fag here

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Oh yeah? Well what about Mike "Mr. Anal" Adriano having a record of exclusively heterosexual anal scenes, or Mark "Le Wood" Wood?

>tfw you know all this
Lol

Women go into porn just so they can get fucked like that, women are so depraved and evil and men let them be that way.

my gf in general says no but one random time she all of a sudden goes, "stick it in my ass" out of nowhere in the middle of sex and i took so long grabbing a condom and shit that it didn't happen lol

only that once

It was a "shit" test. She was testing you to see if you would get her shit on your dick. You failed.

yo give some source why dont u

>her shit on your dick

What if she's not american