Girl asks for my insta,snapchat and or facebook

>thinking of making insta on the off chance a girl asks me for it

normie at my work mentioned discord and it surprised me

You don't need social media. My chad friend only has a facebook for tinder with nothing on it but gets laid every week. Though he is ripped

>girl asks me for snapchat
>later when I message her on it, she takes a long time to reply to each message
>I ask if anything' wrong
>she says my snapscore isn't high enough and I must be a loser

holy shit that's fucked up bro, sorry about that

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sociostupid roast
good riddance

Seriously. Fuck this thot. That's no gf material anyways.

>qt coworker always playful with me
>touchy, huggy all the time
>one day she asks me "user do you have a facebook?"
>no
>"insta?"
>no
>"snapchat?"
>no
>".... xbox live or something?"
>lol pc master race
>"user... don't take this the wrong way or anything but... are you like a serial killer or something? or were you put in the witness protection program?"
>uhh no i just don't like social media
>"why not?"
>i dont wanna get doxxed
>"oh..."
>next few weeks she tones down her playfulness and niceness by 100x
>she's basically another coworker now
>doesnt even give me a hug anymore

Social media collectively lowered the attention span of young people and made them all narcissists

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She's a prime NPC. Move along.

don't worry user, when the emp hits we will pay them back tenfold

Just get facebook. It's incredibly easy to maintain, same with snapchat. Not having instagram isn't too wierd

I don't have facebook, twitter, isntagram, or any of that, but I did get a snapchat a while ago
I never used the story thing but occasionally I'd use it to send photos of random neat shit I came across to my small amount of friends
Haven't used it in a while now but I didn't even know there was a score aspect to it. Of course there is, like people need a number to gauge how cool you are
Anyways, fuck that thot, user. Who gives a shit about her

How the fuck do you find friends on facebook if you have none IRL? And wouldn't a girl see a huge redflag when you add her and you only have like 2 friends?

>look up snapscore
>it's real
fucking disgusting, big data has the world by the balls.
did normalfags forget that phone and e-mail exist or something?
fuck off, Mark "They trust me, dumb fucks" Zuckerberg

Now a days it's not even Facebook. Like girls won't ask for your phone number it's always snapchat and or instagram. And I'm like naw man, then they probably think I'm weird. Which wouldn't be a wrong assumption.

I'm almost 26 there's no way I'm going to get into constantly taking pictures of myself doing nothing now.

>practice gf
Fucking normie shit

>changes behaviour bc of other people lack of interest in social media
>narcissist
indeed, you nailed your diagnosis, user.
move on, there are people interested in real life out there.

Discord has always been for normies and you are a normie if you use it. Get off this board

he is right, now gtfo of here

>Not enough XP to start "Get GF" quest
poetry

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M8 just say you're too fokin busy for those thing I mean it works for me.
Just say you're occupied with other things and you don't have the time so making one would be pointless to you. However if they know you're not a busy fellow it obviously won't work.

>make a snapchat cause people keep bothering me about it
>ugly and hate my face so dont wanna post selfies
>just sit at my computer all day so have nothing interesting to take pictures off

what do you even use this fucking thing for

it was originally created for chads and stacies to swap nudes

>adquire "Get GF" quest
>click on enable
>"Your class cannot do this quest."

see it like a spy would. You have to build up a legend. You are going to need to begin a campaign that will take a year and a half, at the conclusion of which you will have 48 Facebook friends who know you and communicate with you.

I post it when I have shit going on, good fodder for my story. Recently its just been for my Spooktober marathon, I post the movie and if theres some interesting tidbits (in this case the Mr. Pibb scene) I post those as well.

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You guys do realize we normies use social media to chat because it's free, allowing us to only pay data bills instead of paying for data, texting, and calls.

Were not some sort of narcissistic cult you dumb fucks, its just free and essentially the same thing as what we would need to pay for.

trust me, I get it, you guys don't have people to stay in contact with, but we do, and we don't have the cash to pay a huge phone bill ever month.

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>what is an unlimited plan (not paying for each text/call, also they're usually $40-80/mo)
>what is e-mail
>what are better chat app options like telegram
besides, most of you faggot buy overpriced iPhones every year or two anyway, so you're lying out your ass.

I deleted mine because I have the tendency to say weird autistic shit that gets me in trouble. On Jow Forums I can say whatever weird shit and doesn't matter. On facebook, it's a big problem.

What in the ever loving fuck. It's true, life is nothing more than a popularity contest.

Not everyone Is poor user

i just use snap and fb messenger for these situations only

>he talked to a girl
>she asked him for something
get the fuck outta here bruh

>Girl asks for my phone number or social media for the first fucking time in my life
>dont have any social media and dont remember my phone number since no one calls me anyway
FUCK THIS NON HETEROSEXUAL PLANET

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People have looked at me like I'm trash when I've said
>I don't have satellite radio
>my car is from 2004
>my phone is almost 5 years old
I'm basically a normie but I'm still disgusted by their antics