Go to asian massage parlor

>go to asian massage parlor
>get a massage
>get a happy ending
>she wasnt wearing a bra
>she was stacked
>i see her outside to tip and shes a milfy black lady

i go to these parlors so i dont have to feel embarassed about my small member ( im asian).

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I always thought the happy ending shit was just a meme.
So are there like asian women who literally do nothing but massage and give handjobs all day?
Do they suck too? How are they not worried about STDS?

i think its dependent on your provider. go try.

Meh I'd feel grossed out desu, knowing how many other dudes disgusting penises she has had in her hand or mouth before me.

ok. save your money

I wish those parlors would have asian men there to suck me off

Asian trap massages are great i love when their boiclits rub against me

im so embarassed. i went in there thinking it was an asian lady doing my massage (and my asian sized donger), but it was a milfy black woman the whole time. asian women are used to seeing small penises.

after the happy part, she didnt even put the towel back on over me. and flaccid i really do have a little boi clitty.

but i was okay with it because i thought she was used to seeing small clitty dicks because she grew up around them. i was wrong she is used to seeing 11 inch bbc's and not my 1 inch clit cock.

>std's from blowjobs
unless she has a cut in her mouth she can SUCK all day

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>unless she has a cut in her mouth
Or a cold sore, or maybe she has a mouth ulcer...
go ahead and roll the dice.

this user is right, its a very risky thing to do for both parties.

at that point she would know and get someone else to SUCK
for example a milfy black woman

>getting succs ever

do people do this? i just ask the lady to slap the chicken around.

a thread died for this. all for some self hating cuck larper sexual fantasies. was it worth it, user?

at that point you might aswell save the money and do it yourself dude

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ya. im so embarassed over my dick.

ok. what really happened was the milfy black lady accidently grazed me in my hot spot during the therapy session, and i started cumming and farting uncontrollably in my underwear.

how big is your dick?
and how big are you?

just shy of 4 inches. im 5'5 in big shoes, so like 5-3, 5-4.

have you tried
A: getting a bigger dick
B: becoming a woman

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yea
no

i dont have that disorder. as long as i pay asian women for rubs i dont need to feel embarassed over my size. today was a surprise. she used one finger lol

>knowing how many other dudes disgusting penises she has had in her hand or mouth before me.

So basically an average woman.

Is it really just any asian massage parlor that does this? Or do you have to find a specific one? I want to do it fuck it

What state do you live in user and what's the place and do you know where I can find one!?

yes. i go to the "3 inches parlor" in Vuvuzuela.

i didnt check for a package on my massuese. her tits were legit tho

The average woman doesn't take 20 dicks a day, and gets covered with bodily fluids repeatedly.
Also prostitutes or massage parlor women will do it with the lowest of the low and they're most likely the people with stds.

perfect for a robot like me

Thanks user. Also how'd you find the place, is there a website I could look up?

nope. backpage was the only one and thats gone :-)