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STOP SMILING AT ME EVERY TIME I RUN INTO YOU IN THE HALLWAY
Justin Perry
Andrew Young
k
Sebastian Perry
just tryin to send positive vibes im in a good mood ya kno dont be such a wet sausage
Parker Stewart
Don't talk about my sausage like that. But seriously tho help me Jow Forums
She's obviously into me but how do I say something without being retarded in the mouth
Sebastian White
she isnt real
Joseph Howard
tell her that your love for her is like diarrhia, you can't hold it in
Colton Carter
I fucking hate you guys
Dylan Cooper
real shit ?
Caleb Stewart
Yes it's fucking real
Every time she fucking looks me straight in the eyes and cracks a smile and then does that whole "linger for a second longer than you should" thing that drives every guy up the fucking wall
Carter Wilson
if you don't wanna miss this chance you really need to learn a few basic things my man
Anthony Carter
Well then like what
Spill your secrets
Josiah Ramirez
LOL
what's your face like when you see her with someone else
Liam Brooks
Talk to her, strike up some conversation
Matthew Reyes
She's always alone or with one or two other girls tbf
She seems like the cute shy and nerdy kind
"Yes hello I browse r/banter can I see you naked now pls"
Aaron Flores
>She seems like the cute shy and nerdy kind
>She seems like
yes well it's usually like that
until you dig a little deeper and you find out she's been dating someone for months when you finally mustered up the balls to ask her out...
not that i'm saying your girl's doing the same but, y'know, you might wanna talk to her
Carter Hughes
So what, I don't give a shit about that
I'm mostly just at a loss what to say. This shit has been going on for weeks and she always seems to pop up when I least expect it
Colton Lopez
ask her out for lunch then when she's not busy
Logan Perez
Just wait until you run into her alone in the hallway again and say "Hey [her name], do you want to go out to [activity] next [day]?"
Ethan Gray
Make up something or do something that you can talk about later. If she’s openly attractive to you you must be doing something right
Justin Butler
You seem to have a pretty good grasp of the English language, flaunt that around and flirt with her
Robert Baker
I have no idea what the fuck her name is. She's probably from another faculty even
I dunno guys I kinda feel like I'm gonna fuck shit up as soon as my mouth opens
But I'm gonna keep it in mind I suppose.
Hunter Barnes
my writing skills >>>> my talking skills
Jaxon Ward
ever heard of "game" ?
if you are not autisitc socially just go talk to her
Nathaniel Watson
Practice sounding it out, if you’re decent I don’t think she’ll be able to tell the difference.
Jack Lee
> if you are not autistic socially
I'm fucked aren't I
Michael Ross
Have confidence pal. You’ve caught her eye, you should do fine
Bentley Kelly
>I'm fucked aren't I
you can go talk to her and do the best you can start working some things out
Xavier Hughes
I'll try to find a moment to give it a shot.
But god damn it's been so fucking long this is gonna be harsh
w/e if a literal dumpster fire happens I'll come over and tell you guys all about it
Then I'll get drunk and listen to you guys make fun of my retarded ass
Landon Carter
you have a discord man cuz i don't come here often anymore and i want to know what will happen ? also if you want to learn some basic stuff we can talk bro
Matthew Turner
No sorry I really don't have time to keep track of all that shit
Even if I made one I'd probably forget about it in a few days
Isaiah Butler
The first thing you'll want to do is ask her name then and do some small talk if you've never actually talked to her before. Ask her what faculty she's from, talk about work a little, then before you leave ask her if she wants to go out for lunch or something.
Ayden Martin
sorry we bombed you friend
Brayden Perez
okay , hope i catch your post whenever i come later
Bentley Adams
Just relax, plenty of more fish in the sea if it’s a no
Henry Price
no need to be sorry my mad,everyone and their mother is bombing here, i was asleep and didn't hear it lmao
Luke Ross
well at least you're optimistic, you seem like a good person.
I'm glad we have the internet where we can talk to people from all over the world like this
Jason Morales
>I have no idea what the fuck her name is
you at the back
Matthew Young
*in
Lincoln Murphy
thank you ,funny thing is that that night was really a good night for me , i was just staring at the alley with that comfy yellow street light listening to some indie folk/blues and then slept at 3 am.
Cooper Reed
sounds super comfy
Elijah Hernandez
Who is this pussy princess?
Jacob Young
it was . speaking of comfy is /comfy/ thread dead here ? i haven't seen one yet
Josiah Hill
been more than a decade, still no one knows. only relevant search on google is GGW Tiara Girl
Bentley Cruz
Idk, I don't usually go to those. I think the comfy should just be dispersed among all of Jow Forums rather than being contained in one general but I could see why some people like it
Lucas Hughes
Honestly I'm pretty much literally the chad virgin meme
I'm pretty ripped and people who never talk to me always assume I'm confident af
Sometimes I wish I was just mute
Samuel Martin
Is this comic you?
Austin Gutierrez
100% but without the high lift shoes
That's just so out of style