Can you BELIEVE this pish...

can you BELIEVE this pish...?! there are actual people on omegle who think they can change the topic of conversation from me to something else? the pleasure i get from skipping you.. uh...

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HAHA i'm a grill too! stop ignoring me, i'm here, i exist, did i mention i'm a giiiiiirrrrrrrrllll?

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Too many girls in this thread, where have alll the good men gone?

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What is this load of horse raddish?
not a moment ago, at the corner of my eye I saw you, & YOU disconnected, you fucking chode, think you can pretend you're here for guys & skip over me? a 5'4'' alpha? i've got literally everyone on my discord server laughing at you.
GOD DAMN MAGGOT

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ask and you shall receive big man

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You would make a fine addition to my bathroom ;)

S-sorry, I don't date small children.

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Erm, may I join?

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always disgusts me to see these normalfags stream themselves on the Jow Forums tag

if you're the guy who saves everyone's face on /r9omegle/ then keep up the good work

Did someone say meatfest?

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what tag do you use?

r9karla

Sigh... so many qt lads...

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my hair is growin'...
growin' all the timeeee...

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sensitive oh he
shying away from the spotlight
oh me!

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is jacobs mom online???

finally a real asian on the tags, instead of these murican normies

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fuck this guy, such a fucking annoying faggot

eg? hes american too im pretty sure lmao

oh ffs, when am i gonna find a nice grill to settle down with in my torture chamber, i'm tired of waiting tbhh

How the fuck do you guys do this chat shit? I froze up immediately and couldn't take it so I left.

I was JUST thinking the exact same thing user///////////////

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''fuck cappers''

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this user look a little sad
what do

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I called this guy a marlon muncher and he decided to go into a 10 minute prayer, still waiting for him to finish wtf is this

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Hi guys!
we are a socialist traditionalist farmhouse couple
ask us anything.

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wow grills lol
i mean, I really appreciate what the farmers do for our nation, supplying us with milk & what not

if I had 1 question, I suppose it would be what skills as farmers do you incorporate from your working life into the real world

for example, do you find milking cows comes in handy, if you know what i mean... teehee

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I'mma make y'all lick your sneakers in a sec lol

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oh no, please don't make me lick my sneakers!

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has anybody got some venus razors, i'm thinking of giving this manly beard the chop.

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i'mma catch you all!...

later. it's time for bed

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Is this where we go to attention whore?

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I miss Angel so much, wish he'd come back ;-;

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>everyone having fun on omegle while im banned
this is very upseetting but i hope u ahve fun anyway lads

who wants to watch daddy eat a pizza like he has a major malfunction?

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how do you get banned from omegle

how does anyone even have nerve to be on omegle, people are constantly skipping or if they type few messages they skip you later.
Its just fucking annoying

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robin go to bed -n

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i love talking to qt grills desu

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Nice makeup. You learn that from pink stylist you fag?

haha omg me & the team are talking to a GRILL!

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And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

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is this that chick sarah?

fuck, now i got heartburn, thanks user

a-axiun?

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>mfw someone starts talking about themself instead of me

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Yeah that's Sarah aka goomi. Do you know her too?

>mfw trying to understand human emotion

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u right user, what happened to karla? she was online when the thread started...

you don't thin- ..
you don't think she's tracking me down, do you?

WTF
i'm home alone and i just heard footsteps outside my room wtf is going on

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not very well. underage e slut? has poo fetish?

I do enjoy real life pruning.

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Too many chads online. Also too many blank screens

>tfw got out of bed and curled one eyebrow just to get on omegle

Kek I didn't know she has a poo fetish. And is she really a slut? What does she do? I just saw her a few times on omegle.

no clue, i think she trolled me

How did she troll you user?

by being a 14 year old

ahhh now *this* is an omegle thread

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Is she really 14? Did she do slut stuff then tell you her age? When I talked to her on omegle she said she was 19.

idk she might actually be, her instagram is her following a bunch of people that look like kids and like kid meme stuff i think. idk what peiople like

>find user with blur over face
>blur goes away for a few seconds
>give user a compliment on his beard to encourage him to show face
>say not everyone can grow beard and he should be proud
>immediately get accusations of being judgemental against patchy beardlets
>chat devolves into an autismal rage

Never again will I attempt to give a compliment to anyone. All you had to say was thanks, beardanon.

how dare you infer that she ingests that heart-attack sugarshake, she is a wholesome girl who only eats freshly kneaded wholemeal bread. Only.

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then he'd be playing right into your hands, haha.. i dont think so

Yeah she told me the same user, but I decided to be a bit sneaky and ask which year she was born, and she said 2004, & by my calculations, I do believe that she is underage.

What's her Instagram user?

Orginal post

She might just be messing with us. Have you talked to her a lot?

forgot it :33333333333333333 nothing on it anyways

Is she a slut user? I was guessing maybe she had slut stuff on her Instagram. She told me she's a KHV, is that true?

howm i suppose to know things about a lying e girl!!!

some1 tell anghell to come back, i miss him skipping me bls :c

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she aint no khv my son

Because Sarah is a CUTE and needs to be a khv to be the r9k poster girl. When did you last talk to her user?

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How do you know user? Do you have any proof to back up that claim?

i might user 35ttt336

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What kind of proof user-kun?

what's your skype or gaycord

My discord is Ihaveautism9001#1785

all he girls in this thread are lame af t.b.h

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she's 14. she's in 10th grade. t. other guy who she lied to.

I'll style your pink faggot

be careful what hurtful words you say online anons
i literally started to self-harm after a robot called me stinkyface

kek u stinkyface nigger jew lover

What else did she lie to you about user?

Why is everyone on r9k so attractive??

>tfw been on r9k since 2006
>tfw have never shown my face on it, not even 1 time

heh. i dont know why im smiling as im a depressed mentally ill virgin, but still, its true

i want to die someone please kill me, please, thanks

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ok, this is eric

mfw you see someone took screenshots of you when you were on omegle last night

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>be disappointed someone took screenshots of you
>bump the thread from page 8 to 1
you can deny it, but you obviously liked the attention

its ok qt