>have to piss
>go to the bathroom
>still takes me a solid 30 seconds of complete concentration to start peeing
What the fuck, guys? Am I sick? Sometimes I even have to rub on the head of my dick to get myself to pee. Whats wrong with me?
Have to piss
Daniel Barnes
Alexander Wood
You have kidney stones.
Dominic Thompson
Then why arent I doubled over in pain and pissing blood? Its been like this for months.
Alexander Robinson
maybe you're pee shy
Jonathan Flores
They're still forming.
Brandon Edwards
Huh, maybe so. I don't like using bathrooms close to other people and I often dream of pissing in weird places that arent toilets.
Asher Stewart
>wake up 5 times a night to piss
Nathaniel White
>Sometimes I even have to rub on the head of my dick to get myself to pee.
Glad I'm not the only one that figured out this epic life hack
And the other day I was pissing and my pisshole was burning really bad as a result. Idk why though because it can't be an STD. I'm khhv.
Jason Lopez
That happens sometimes, more often than when I try to pee within an hour of fapping
Levi Sanchez
small penis
o r g a n i a l
James Anderson
you can get stds from toilet seats
Owen Roberts
You have urinary tract infection, try to drink as much cranberry juice as possible, worked for me
Thomas Smith
Youve got a seminoma or teratoma with mets obstructing the ureteral pathway. Get checked.
Jack Richardson
God damn it user I just wanted to whine about pissing, not be told I have cancer
Alexander Rodriguez
He is right. And oh boy do those hurt. Your dick feels like it is on fire. I have had them they suck. I am 18
Eli Rivera
You can scratch your tailbone too. Works for me at least.
Austin Bell
You've been whackin' your willy really silly lately, haven't you, OP?
Andrew Ramirez
Me last night. Funny thing is I woke up exactly at every 2 hour interval.
Sebastian Campbell
>got prescribed some drug with the 1 in a 10.000 chance of making you incontinent while taking it
>be the lucky winner
>still have to pee every hour, 13 years later
>
Juan Kelly
That's nothing OP.
>be me and have the flu
>get prescribed cough syrup
>be in Norway so it has ethylmorphine instead of normal codeine
>get the side effect of not being able to piss properly
>have to spend at least 15 minutes every time I need to piss while my bladder feels like it's gonna explode
Joseph Martin
1 in 10.0?
Brayden Butler
Stakkars deg, bror
Colton Johnson
that's how it is for me. every 2-3 hours. I'm lucky if I get 4 - 5 consecutive uninterrupted hours.
Ayden Thomas
i'm pretty sure i have an enlarged prostate
>been incontinent since the age of 13
>takes concentration to piss
>got a sinus infection and had to get a prostate exam by some jap doc at 14 (idk)
>"wow ur prostate is really big"
>started balding at age 15
idk, i think i have some issue with dht
Julian Martinez
>wake up
>go to bathroom
>pee for over a minute
>gf is telling me to hurry because she need to pee
Hold on, woman.
Jack Rogers
just pretend your penis is a laser :)
Wyatt Allen
>wake up 5 times every night so your brain can remind you how lonely you are
Sleep used to be the escape
John Kelly
That made me laugh out loud omg
Aiden Myers
you have ligma hahahah
Connor Stewart
It's your prostate OP
Look into raising testosterone and lowering estrogen
Jonathan Edwards
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