Femanons, why don't you have a boyfriend?

Femanons, why don't you have a boyfriend?

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Autistic as fuck, have certain ways of doing things, got systems and get annoyed when they get put out of place by people which in turn makes people annoyed and irritated by me

because i aIso have a cock

Because I look awful, big nose, thin lips, flared nostrils even though I'm white, chubby but not thicc with small boobs. I also "experiment" with anorexia (even though I end up binge eating my feelings when I realize how pathetic I am) and feel like I will never be worth someone until I'm skinny. For that reason, I make no attempts to get close to boys. Awkward as fuck, unpleasant voice, pessimistic and cynical. Grew up in an enviroment where all the other girls were Stacies or at least confident people, now stuck in the mindset that nothing I do to make myself better will ever add up to what another girl can do. I do not have much hope.

>because i aIso have a cock

As long es you are cute and feminine that's not a problem

I already had one and no longer need to prove to myself that I can get one.

>have certain ways of doing things
Like what?

I know it's a total cliche, but have you ever thought that if you spent the time and energy you invest in trying to be someone else in accepting yourself for who you are, you might be happier?

>already had one and no longer need to prove to myself that I can get one.

Now look if you can get a gf next

i'm trying to fix my life after ruining my ex's

also, university

>after ruining my ex's

What did you do

B-but, I have accepted myself user, I've accepted myself as a lost cause.

fucked his black friend to spite him

be emotionally cruel and practiced passive-aggressiveness.

i used to pick fights all the time as a way to cope with my uni-related anxiety. in my mind, if i had bigger problems (boyfriend problems) then i can distract myself into solving lesser problems (exams, grades, etc.). it really exhausted him, but recently he's been approaching me and asking me out again. idk, man.

boys are strange.

Sounds like my ex who behaved like she was 14 at 27

was the sex good?

Who the fuck are you talking too? Theres no girls here.

>my picture is my reaction

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Both of these posts are believable

Intimacy scares me

eeehhh. we all grow up eventually. has she changed for the better?

i didn't sleep with anyone else. although, i admit, that i was very tempted to be emotionally cheat on him.

benefit of the doubt

If its long distance, why is it scary?

>has she changed for the better?

Doubt it but I dunno really, I eventually cut contact after things got too hurtful and apart from her immaturity she's hot mental issues and hadn't even reached the point where she realized she has problems.

A lost cause when it comes to being a Stacy, sure, but that doesn't mean you can't have worth or like yourself.

>Intimacy scares me

It won't once you meet a good person and things develop slowly and naturally

desu

i'm so sorry you had to go through that. i'm only now understanding how exhausting it is for the guy. in the event she changes, would you consider going back to her or being friends?

ITT: Wamyn pretending it's hard to get bf. Just open roast beef lips and you have easy bf.

Also ITT: wamyn who leave bfs and act like bf was issue but really it was them and they need to deflect blame because they wanted a better hotter smarter bf than what they had

you really deserve to get torched alive eh?

literally this

most problems come from the whore

ITT: Men larping as women*

fix'd that for you

I don't even know who I am anymore, I don't even know what there is to like. I'm just repulsed by myself. I have artistic talents. I find worth in them even if I know that being an """"artist"""" and ugly is incredibly fucking autistic and in the end I'm just going to be grouped in with every artist that ever died alone, I'm practically a stereotype. I might have worth in what I make, but in the end, it isn't my worth, it's my work's worth. I've given up hope on me having value as a gf, let alone a wife. But I can dedicate all that time that a bf would take up to art. Then careermaxx and maybe one day I'll have the privelege of beckybuxxing for some gold digging 19 year old over the internet. However, I've accepted that no one will ever love me for me, that nobody would ever want to wake up to my face.

>in the event she changes, would you consider going back to her or being friends?

Probably, there's been enough time since then. But I seriously doubt it'd happen given her state when we separated. She's got a pattern of starting relationships fast to get over the preceeding one while keeping on making the same mistakes but unable to learn from them, from my experience.

because they get in the way of my politics desu.

Probably bc abusive relationships are hard to get away from
Please leave this guy alone bitch

well, hope things turn out for the better for both you, man.

i understand that, and i do wnat what's best for him. he deserves to much better.

also i'm not entertaining him or any other guys who are trying to hit on me. hence why i'm on this thread

What politics? Orohgshand

>However, I've accepted that no one will ever love me for me, that nobody would ever want to wake up to my face.
What about you? Why can't you love you for you, and want to wake up to your face? Why do you need someone else to love you?

>However, I've accepted that no one will ever love me for me, that nobody would ever want to wake up to my face

Get a dog or cat they will always love you

Because I only want my oneitis and I'm not good enough for him yet. Once I lose a bit weight and get abs I will speak to him.

because I fear them. oh, at first they are nice but only because they want sex but they become a monster if I say no and a monster if I give in.

>Once I lose a bit weight and get abs I will speak to him.

What if he has a gf by then

Tell them upfront you aren't going to have sex until at least a couple months into the relationship, then. That should weed out most of the ones who are fixated on sex and give you time to spot those that it doesn't as fakers.

>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>IN THE EEEEEEEEND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>well, hope things turn out for the better for both you, man.

I'm fine I guess but dunno about her and I'm not sure if I want to know

just show a boy your asshole and tell him its ok to smell.

If someone doesn't think your worthy just because of a few extra pounds, maybe it's not the right person.
Don't waste time, you'll regret it. If you want him, go for it.

Why should I have to make that kind of declaration if I barely know them? Sex talk makes me embarrassed even around other girls so I cannot imagine saying something. I also know if I were to give some arbitrary time frame they would expect sex regardless if I was ready or wanted it. Here's what usually happens though. I accept a date and the guy is nice throughout the date but after he begins to touchy feel me which I avoid best I can. Then he goes too far, I say no (once running away screaming) and they start calling me a prick tease bitch, a 180 flip.

Honestly if that really happens every date you have maybe you're going for that specific kind of guy unconciously?

If you don't want people to touch you, don't date them. That seems pretty simple and easy to me.

Because you know what? If you don't want people to touch you, you aren't attracted to them, and you are in fact jerking them around by going through the motions of going on a date with them. You ARE, in fact, a "prick tease bitch".

none of this matters, you could get a boyfriend whenever you want

> I say no
That's when you have to say. Yeah, the whole time span is stupid, just say it takes you time and you're not ready yet. If the person is reasonable, he'll understand. If he calls you a prick, you are dodging a bullet.

That's also an interesting point.

I'm immature and I want to stay this way.

thats not it. I am self aware and considered it and have accepted dates from a variety of guys and steering clear of what I believe obvious bad boys. I think its because my boobs are kinda big and they see nothing more

So get a low sex drive bf. You are just making excuses.

I don't date them after the first date. But something you say really bothers me. I can be attracted to them, even want to one day be touched but they assume I want it right now and put their hands all over me. Then become enraged when I remove them and turn away from an open mouth kiss.

>If the person is reasonable
Tell me true user. Is any man reasonable when they are worked up?

Now how would I know that? I told you it embarrasses me to talk sex, even here on an anonymous board

I don't know, maybe there are?
I'm pretty sure I would be. But probably it's only because i'm a pathetic virgin and I'd be more scared and anxious than the girl

>I can be attracted to them, even want to one day be touched

Nope.

That's not attraction. Sorry. It may be the demented and sad substitute for attraction experienced by prick tease bitches, but it's not actual attraction.

If you were attracted to them, the only reason you'd stop them from touching you (I'm not saying immediately penetrating you; I'm saying TOUCHING, or kissing, which you apparently also don't want) would be if you had some moral or prudential reason to not want them to. You wouldn't be disgusted by the prospect, or afraid of it. You'd be EXCITED by it, but would say

>No, I can't give in to this excitement; we MUST WAIT.

If your reaction is:

>Maybe someday I can foresee a situation where I'll actually want this guy to touch me, but right now I don't want him to and it makes me want to run away if he tries to!

...That's called REVULSION, not attraction.

I don't need a boyfriend. Guys are a useless nuisance to have in your life, they have stupid interests and annoying personalities. I have a job in addition to a good side-income, my own apartment, a car. What do I need a guy for? I don't want any children. I have a low sex drive, so I don't care about getting laid. I'm perfectly fine being single. And unlike you people who post "MGTOW" shit or something I am actually capable of attracting a mate if I chose to, I just don't want one.

dominating the patriarchy.

you sound so bitter lol chill womyn

OP asked a question and I gave him an answer

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do you want to have sexy time and cuddles?

Other titcows manage to have dates with guys without them turning into drooling sex fiends. What makes you different?

you gave a bitter sounding answer, that's for sure

but you can step on my nuts and i can entertain you! wouldn't you want someone to boss around and bully?

Sounds to me you have no clue about females. You start pawing on me when I'm not ready and it turns me off real quick. I guess you assume like all the other men I went out with, a little game and the right moves and you are in and if I'm not ready something is wrong with me. What happened to getting to know someone first?

>titcows
wow you are subtle and one to be avoided for sure

That's simply your interpretation of my completely neutral post. I post on Jow Forums, if I got a dollar for every poster here that sounds bitter towards women I'd be a millionaire by now

>Guys are a useless nuisance to have in your life, they have stupid interests and annoying personalities

you need to search for the definition of the word "neutral"

>go on date with girl
>make a move
>you repulse her she gets creeped out
>don't make a move
>you're a weak beta who gets friendzoned
You can thank the big majority of your same sex friends for that.

im not very good at irl interactions, so i have a ldr boyfriend through discord... i met him on r9k and hes the best person ive ever met aaaa

I'm not very interesting or fun to be around. Simple as that.

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>wow you are subtle and one to be avoided for sure

probably, but why do you keep failing at something other similar people succeed?

Sounds like a cope desu

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this is how i feel as well. maybe we should hang out.

Wouldn't it just be an endless loop of awkward, then? Or would it balance itself out and we'd end up being the most interesting and fun people in existance?

How did you 2 guys find eachother?Some kind of rate threads?

>I'm not very interesting or fun to be around. Simple as that.

That's gonna change once you get a bf and absorb parts of his personality

Just find weird stuff to do together and get married already.

>Wouldn't it just be an endless loop of awkward, then? Or would it balance itself out and we'd end up being the most interesting and fun people in existance?

hmm, i guess we'll never find out. but it would probably go the awkward route. But you never know, we might amaze each other.

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How can I get a bf if I'm boring as shite?
So, user (), how weird can you go? (Think of it as a limbo thing.)

>How can I get a bf if I'm boring as shite?

don't be fat

>how weird can you go?
what do you mean? how weird i am? or how much weirdness i can tolerate?

>How can I get a bf if I'm boring as shite?
By finding someone you can do stuff you both enjoy together.

Both!
Okay, fair point. But on top of being generally kind of unfunny and generally uninteresting, I also have kind of boring interests. I mean, i like vidya as much as the next person, but I mostly just laze around online and draw sometimes.

>Femanons, why don't you have a boyfriend?
because im too mentally unstable and stupid.

>mostly just laze around online and draw sometimes.
Can you please draw a picture of you farting in user's face

Are you looking for a guy equally as boring as you claim to be so you won't feel pressured to act interesting, or an interesting guy to force you into being for exciting

Then, find someone to play vidya with, for example.
You don't seem that different from the average person.

Holy shit that's fucking based.
Good for you user.

well, I think being on this site at all classifies us both as "weird" but other than that i dont have any major quirks besides depression/anxiety and not having friends. I wouldn't mind you being weirded though.

I also like drawing! but i kind of gave it up to pursue music, which might have been a mistake.

I don't know how to be sexy, I'd get flustered and actually cover my face if someone said anything to me that's flirty, I'm an autistic sorceress, my body is fugly and I look like a hobo.

you've given basic replies
makes me think

>I'm an autistic sorceress
What did she mean by this

nooo we met through an r9k discord server. it was kinda funny bcos he was pretending to be a trap while i acted like some woman hating incel

It means I'm a 30 year old virgin.

Pic related.
I'd love for someone to help me get out of my comfort zone, but I also don't want to pressure that person into being my online lifeline to a social life.
> You don't seem that different from the average person.
Yeah, although I think that's the problem. I'm just completely average in most everything I do? And that doesn't have to be a problem, but it is while dating.
Oooh, I actually did the reverse! I was super into being a singer or doing something related to music, but now I'm into art. Life is weird.

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>I'm just completely average in most everything I do?
Everyone is.
Instead of going "gee i'm too average, there's nothing interesting about me" talk about what you like, and let the other person decide if you're boring or not.

I don't want one. I'm happy living my robot life.