Help me bros

help me bros
>be me
>in love with my oneits (pic related)
>we go to the same college
>dream about her wet panties every night
>ask her out
>she says she has a bf
>i tell her that i dont mind (chads here said youre supposed to say this)
>she says that shes not comfortable going out with me
>i offer to pay for her college expenses for this year if we get some dinner
>she says okay
>texts me the place where we are supposed to meat up

what do i do here, im broke i cant pay for her college and the date is in 5 hours, do i just confess my feeling for her?will she leave her boyfriend if i do it romantically?

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You're fucked lol

Text her back and say it's off as you don't deal with gold diggers

there has to be something i can do i just panicked i really like her
but what if she likes me too, id just be ruining my chances

>>i offer to pay for her college expenses for this year if we get some dinner
Man you're pathetic.

i just panicked i think i can ask my dad for money if it goes that far though

You need to be honest and call it off.

Stop going for girls you can't have. It's pathetic.

but what do i say? shouldnt i at least try meeting up with her and then explain it?

No, she isn't interested in you at all.
She knows you're interested in her, but she doesn't feel anything back.

Just call it off.

yes but we dont know that

Why would u offer that?
And more importantly why would she accept lol u should stand her up the only reason shes going is bc she wants ur money

she's hot, you're posting on Jow Forums. She's 100% out of your league and will never use you for anything but money, back the fuck out, and find some 2/10 uggo, that way you can at least give someone in your life a bit of happiness.

there is without a doubt in my mind no chance at all shes attracted to you

you literally offered to pay her expenses for a year for one date that is very pathetic she has probably told her boyfriend about this already

i panicked but maybe if we go out and she gets to know me better she leaves the boyfriend, if we end up loving eachother id have no problem paying for her college expenses

>but what if she likes me too

If she doesnt immediately say yes to the date then that means she is not interested

this thread is a bait. Such cuckery in the world doesn't exist.

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im not that attractive so she cant like me for my looks but i bring other stuff to the table
fuck you i need help not people spamming baited

You're gonna regret this later.
Do what you want.

No way dude, Im sorry
You have already showed her how weak you are as a man there is just no way shes going to go on that date with you and think yeah this guy is a better mate than my boyfriend its deep evolutionary type stuff my man in her eyes u are a beta

Damn great idea. Definitely go on the date and you can ask dad to cover her expenses ofc.

Gl user tell us how it goes! I think you have a big chance!!

isnt the alpha the one who provides?
if i provided her with the money im the alpha then

>fuck you i need help not people spamming baited
what the fuck were you thinking? Paying her college expenses wouldn't be worth it even if she were to date you for this year. You can't trust her, she's totally playing you. Are you an idiot or what?

Still though, I have good news for you. Cancel the whole thing. Don't go to the dinner. Tell her you won't pay her a single penny. BACK OUT WHILE YOU CAN AND DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING KEK. Man up and put your life together. You can still choose a different path and be successful at life. There's literally billions of girls in the world, no need to get in debt for some whore. And don't you dare ask dad for money, this isn't why he raised you up

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>i bring other stuff to the table

name one thing

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nope, because the way u did it was pathetic

a whole year of you paying all her expenses for one date there is just no way she looks at you any way other than a loser she can take advantage of, she will go to dinner with you, take your money, and then go home and fuck her boyfriend I guarantee

stop responding to bait threads
OP is a faggot

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begging for a date isn't alpha

I agree its a bait thread but such cuckery does exist. I don't understand where males got the idea that confessing their true love for a woman they don't really know (note op says the love was there before even knowing she had a bf, a major thing about her) will somehow make them drop everything, gush pussy juice all over the place and fall in love with them.

In real life this is just creepy

what if i meet up with her, record her saying yes to my proposal to pay for her, then blackmail her that im going to tell everyone unless she has sex with me?
im not worried about the boyfriend, i lift and hes pretty short

Dude just don't go, let her the fuck down cuz she did the same to you. Don't even bother with her and don't even try to pay for her college, or even just dinner.

OP you stupid fuck you NEVER EVER ask out your oneits it's near impossible to EVER have a successful relationship with a oneits as you'll always be socially crippled around them. When a girl becomes a oneits you have to stand up to yourself and force yourself to go for another girl or move on or continue being your own bitch.

>year of college expenses for one dinner
To maintain any kind of relationship you'll need a national budget sized income

I won't take you seriously anymore OP. This is just too ridiculous

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This is a great plan, OP. Go for it.

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can you fuck off, theres crazier threads than this daily

How to get your dick cut off when ur sleeping 101

We know that buddy. You are just pathetic. Unironically, if you think she will leave her bf for you, kys faggot

i think i might do this since you guys are saying shes a gold digger and theres no way she would like me, i still want to have sex with her though
so i think this is the way to go

Have you considered renting an expensive car for the evening like a BMW to convince her you really DO have a lot of money and can pay for her school?

lets end this thread. This is what baitposters deserve

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i dont really have the money though

Read less sketchy Japanese cartoon porn. Nobody will give a fuck about some girl saying yes to being paid a years college expenses for one date.

this is bait
i can't believe this post is real unless you post your chats

fucking love spidey

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If you're in canada or california you'll probably go to jail for this

I say fake it and fuck her
Give her $20 or something and dont talk to her again.

What she gonna do, say she didnt get payed enough for sex?

Ask if you can eat her shit