"Come on user don't be shy, try one sniff and one lick, maybe you'll like it!"

>"Come on user don't be shy, try one sniff and one lick, maybe you'll like it!"

What you do.

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I wouldn't smell it just rushed to tongue fuck her asshole.

I'd put some plastic wrap on it then try. Maybe then I won't get whatever sick viruses she's got.

Too be honest this isn't doing much for my dick. I just like the idea of scoring pussy because it's literally a priceless commodity that shows how much of a man you are. I need to work on being able to sexualize them more.

You sound like a good innocent soul.

>wow, I've never actually had sex before little lady but okay!
>oh actually that smells terrible and all I watch is tentacle hentai so I can't even get hard
>leave, uninterested

I'd insert my tongue so deep in her anus bros...

Ditto. Not really into the whole smelling thing and anyone into "braaap" needs to be killed. That being said there is nothing quite like burying your tongue in a chick's asshole, especially when she's really into it.

>someone who likes something I don't like needs to be killed
Brappers are fucking weird but you are literally cancer

Eat her out? She's hot.

Nothing sexy about a clean bleached asshole, a dirty odorous/poo stained asshole is sexy and full of pheramones.

Post an example please user.

God isn't that beautiful? Seems like the anus is a legitimate sexual part, I mean look at her, seems like her anus is waiting for your penis. Am I a degenerate or this is a canon sexual behaviour?

>canon sexual behaviour?
If it was normal, animals would fuck each other in the ass, especially gay animals.

I'd sniff and lick the lady's asshole.

I am very pro-human contact, I would do almost anything with any girl (and some guys).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sexual_behavior_in_animals#Anal_penetration

Well that was very informative, it proves that all the behaviours in pornography are totally natural.

Huh, what do you know... thanks

you are moving the goalposts now.

wanna be private human toilet for this perfect Goddess ... in the morning, as soon as she gets up ... this stupid anal whore needs to shit ... a really really huge turd !!! ^^ ... she needs to shit all undigested remains and digested waste from her food ate yesterday ... she eat so much food ... she needs to shit ^^ ... all waste from her digestion ... and some undigested remains are inside her ravaged rectum ^^ ... imagine about 10 BigMac ate yesterday ... now thay are all inside her ravaged rectum ... 10 BigMac !!! ...yes ... she eat a lot !!! ... and she shits a lot !!! ^^ ... you can imagine the size of her turd ? ^^ ... almost as big and long as her arm !!! ^^ ... 50cm long and 6cm or 7cm diameter ^^ ... and she makes a turd like this everyday !!! her farting ... a really really putrid fart ... "PFRRRRRR !!!! " ... her destroyed anus opens quickly and ... "SPLATCH !!!" ... "PFRRRRLLLL !!!" (she fart after huge turd ... putrid fart ^^) "PFRRRLLL !!!!" ... she fart again ... we can see her anus ... wild open ... we can see inside her destroyed rectum ... her fucking rectal prolapsus ... "PFRRRLLL" ... (rectal prolapsus fart) ... and suddenly ... "SHLOPS !!!" ... she closes her anus ... her prolapsus ... she has finished emptying her rectum ... all excrement ... all fart ... now she orders us to eat, chew and swallow all her huge turd !!! ... she wipes her anus with toilet paper while we chew her huge turd ... and then she'll go wash herself ... and she will have an anal enema ... after she eats 5 Big Mac and sleeps until noon ... like everyday ... at 13h she eats 5 BigMac ... and does 6 hours of anal ... until 19h ... after she eats 10 BigMac ... and 10h of anal destruction all the night (20h >>> 6h) ... she sleeps 2 hours and suddenly ... she needs to shit her enormous turd ^^ ... for us it's time to eat XD ... everyday everyday ... ^^

I found this on that wikipedia page. This fucker is so denied the monkey puss that he has developed actual blue balls.

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It's probably blue so other animals don't try to eat it thinking it's fruit.

What if they think its a raspberry?

>lean in and give it a lick
>Ummm I was just joking user, wow you're such a fucking weird pervert don't EVER lick my asshole again
Try again roastie, not falling for that shit

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At least you licked her asshole, fuck it.

i think i would remain attached to her anus for hours

Where's the hair?
Grow them back and I'll consider it.

Insert my hand inside of her vago like a male man would do.

>your hand
>not your penis

fag

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