Femanon here

I'm bored so this is an Ask me anything thread, ask any question you want and I will answer it

I've been lurking on r9k for a year but I've never posted so I think this is about time.

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I'm afraid of your kind

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What condition are your feet in? Would you let soemone smell your shoes?

Would you date a guy that once was confused about his sexuality and did gay shit a couple before he was able to get a gf?

here's a quesion

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What is it like not being able to see your reproductive organ, because you have tits in your way?

Akko poster is cute! Cute!! Cuter than fembots!!

When will you kill yourself? Think it should be the right time.

a) What is your favourite sex position
b) Is it cheating if your bf faps to porn?
c) What was your best sexual experience
e) How did you end up here
f) Why are you still coming to this shithole?

Unless you're a 3/10 (or lower) virgin who's never had a boyfriend before, you're not a real femanon, you're an attention whore who's looking for validation.

In such case, leave.

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>femanon here
good one

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How many guys have you fucked?
How it feels that society exists to makes the life of your gender as easy as possible?
How cute are you?

I'm likin' those dubs

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Would you date a spic like me?

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This. There are no femanons, only desperate RP'ers

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Die orbiter. Literally kill yourself enabling piece of excrement

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I donate the dubs to you! I will make Akko poster happy and marry them!

They're neat. That depends on the person
No, guys who let another man fuck their ass or sucked some other dude's dick are beta and submissive in my eyes and it's a turn off
I can see it, my tits aren't that big
Not thinking about it currently
a. doggy with my hair being pulled
b. not cheating, but makes feel the other person bad
c. I've never had sex
e. heard about this board on other boards, seemed like I will fit in here
f. It's the only place where I can relate to people who are social retards like me
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I don't believe that
I've been told I'm anywhere from 4-7/10

You didn't give me a (you) no fair!

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>4/10 or higher
GET THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF MY BOARD ROASTIE

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>No, guys who let another man fuck their ass or sucked some other dude's dick are beta and submissive in my eyes and it's a turn off
b-b-b-but it was only a phase, I was confused, lonely and had really low self esteem and anxiety issues back then.

Now I'm Jow Forums, look alpha af and mog the shit out of normies.

Would you add someone on normiecord that doesn't want a relationship just to talk?

because your post wasn't a question
no, I'm not interested in looking for new friends atm

Are you a kissless virgin? Would you do LDR?

fuck you bitch who said I wanted to be your friend

>know full well op is a guy
>play along anyway

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>know full well op is a guy
>play along to bait more idiots
>no one in the thread actually believes it we're all just baiting each other

I'm afraid of your kind?
original question?

What about tits with a timestamp and a short voice message on vocaroo.com to prove that you're indeed a female?

Would you lose all your respect for a man, if he cried in front of you while opening up to you?What's your opinion on sensitive guys in general?How come you're a virgin?

You heard her faggot, once a twink always a twink

Will you be my cute gf?
Just for funsies and shitposting, because I live in Germany and the is a 99% chance that you don't

Here's my discord
SweetEggplant#9675
I have a lot of fucking questions

yes, yes
depends on what it is that he's crying and how long we've been together. If a guy does this days after we've met each other it's a turn off, but If a boyfriend I've been with for years did it I might be ok with it
no im not looking for a bf
you can ask them here

forgot to answer the last question, I have autism and I always seem to act like im disinterested/unapproachable without me realizing it

How old are you? Are you saving it for marriage? Where are you from?

stop replying faggots even if you're desperate for female attention just look here >no im not looking for a bf
>you can ask them here
She/he/it won't even add you on discord just abandon thread

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Timestamp, tiddies and vocaroo.

Also how tall are you?

18, no I'm not saving it for marriage. I'm from Canada

What are girls opinion about bowsette ?

no, I'm 5'5
I don't care about Bowsette, never played any nintendo game

>No

Okay LARP confirmed, abandon thread

Can you juggle?

Rate yourself out of 10. Originazkks

How is being born with a vagina grounds for hosting a Q&A?

>never played any nintendo game
Filthy slut.

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Do you believe in divorce?

>Cuter than fembots!!
this

I can only juggle two balls at once
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Because females aren't common here that's why people want to listen to what they have to say when one appears here
I don't know what you mean by "believe". I know it exists.

When you turned 18 and had to give all your friends blowjobs did you ever think it was a weird right of passage?

Fuck me I didn't quote ya

No one cares what you have to say. They just want to fuck you dummy. If pretending to care what you have to say gets them there somehow (in their mind), then they will pretend.

I care what every user has to say. Male anons and male anons pretending to be girl anons.

There's one in this thread:

>If pretending to care what you have to say gets them there somehow (in their mind), then they will pretend.
wow men are utter trash

Are you interested in a bf if so post asl and interest tyvm

no just r9k men
welcome to r9k

What makeup covered small fleshwounds, like scrapes?

I wish that happened
>everyone complaining about all women being whores and only wanting attention but when one actually shows up everyone is worshipping her.
yeah you are all hypocrites
No

y-you're still gay user

Nothing personal kid.

>Because females aren't common here that's why people want to listen to what they have to say when one appears here
Yeah it isnt that all we want to do is cover you in semen.

I got molested by my dad at 12, thats why im here

Are you a femanon anywhere here in Germany, Switzerland or Austria? Are you single? Do you want to meet up?

Why are girls so unforgiving towards males have questioned their sexuality and experimented, like almost every roastie ever?

Isn't kinda fucked up that it's a turn off to women if they know a man has had a dick in his mouth? If anything that male should be a better lover since he's been on the buensess end of another cock.

Why are roasties so cunty?

Do you have a favourite quote from a movie or TV show or etcmedia?

>I don't believe that
Literally all of civilization exists to impress women.
Men don't get high paying jobs so that they can masturbate all day.

>c. I've never had sex
>a. doggy with my hair being pulled
what the fuck? if you've never tried it how do you know you like it?
lots of faggots here fantasize about a huge dick up their ass or in their mouth but if they were really doing it they'd hate it and be repulsed - how could you even consider you'd want your hair pulled if you have no idea what it's like because you never had sex?
Also go back to /soc/

>Men don't get high paying jobs so that they can masturbate all day.
Speak for yourself, fagballs.

No, No
no
It's what I fantasize about a lot and what I like to imagine when I'm masturbating

Why did you feel the need to tell us youre a girl, are you that uninteresting?

whats your ideal man

axdasdas

the same old trope all over again
>I have the puss-puss that means I get the attention I am owned
day of the grill can't come soon enough

If you have lurked you know the drill, tits or gtfo