What is a good Tinder bio?

What is a good Tinder bio?

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Bios don't matter 95% of the time.

Just say your school alumni, your main hobby or what you're into, and that's it.

Say something you're into and make a joke about one of your pictures.
Seems to be the go.

lmao be handsome,thats enough,only fat girls will match you because of bio

I made 10/10 bio and a girl matched with me just to say that I have a good bio, and I got only 2 matches. Bio doesn't matter.

I'm pretty sure little to no women actually read those.

Idk I do not Tinder.
Swipe Right if you are not attracted to me

Let me show you why this app is so popular

Hey, fuck you.


Like I have no fucking clue just be attractive

I have one match lads, her bio is somewhat sexually provocative.

What should I say to her? Nothing too lewd plox.

I already had one cunt unmatch me for being forward.

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Remark about her bio. Add winky face.
Send dick pic after he laughs about the joke

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It doesn't matter really you just need to have decent pictures.
>get matches
>never message them
what do I know anyway

>Send dick pic after he laughs about the joke
this isn't a catfish lad
i would never unironically send a picture of my own dick (even if it is big at 8" by 6") to a girl.

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mine says "I think I'm funny, but my friends disagree."
do you guys think this is a funny joke?

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>YO IM CHAD
>HERES A PIC OF MY HOT FACE AND PERFECT BODY
>WANNA FUCK?
>NO FAT CHICKS

Matched with a 18yr old qt even though I had horrible pics, probably won't message her tho, due to low self-esteem. Feelsbadman..

just talk to her. you dont have to ask her on a date. just chat a bit

>match with a girl
>she even sends the first message moments after matching
>panic, unmatch and uninstall

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does tinder use your location? I live in a small town where everyone knows eachother

yes. you can turn it off tho. It searches matches in a radius of 50 kilometres or so.

Me on the far left, why won't they EVER FUCKING REPLY.

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At least you're not the guy on the right

Jesus, I'm not good looking but that guy is ugly af

lose weight if you want to get Tinder thots.

Im thinking of switching to bumble do girls take it more serious?

Sort of?
But then again I got way less matches let alone responses.

I wish you were gay because you look like bf material desu

>Aye wassup, I'm user. I like to take girls out for a massive plate of BBQ ribs on the first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My Boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it die; it dies as it began, with a mound of bones between us.
Im a normie and this was mine and it worked very well for me. Go in peace robotfrens.

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mine is: I study on [my school], I like psychology and hope I will continue studying, I enjoy... music I guess. I'd like our first date to be a nice dinner and walk in a park.
Got few matches but most of them were like just "I will swipe right so I can see if girls actually swipe right on me lmao" so I didnt even reply.
But I had 1 once date with girl I actually wanted to have date with.

Use this op. Gaurantee pussy

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Your height is enough 99% of the time, if you have a good face.

If you don't then you're fucked.

I see a bio, I put a merch link. Always works for me bro.

Mine for Jow Forums's critique:

>Both live and work downtown and looking for someone new to get to know.

>Stuff I'm into: long walks in the river valley, these tiny musical artists I stumble upon online, urban development, genre movies, chatting in a quiet bar, and green onion cakes.

>Let's go see a show together.

I don't think anyone on Tinder is really reading it, but seems pretty popular on Bumble.

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not writing your height if your a manlet