>be me
>live in my mother's basement
>based enough to never get out of the house and interact with niggers
>forced to leave basement one day because my (((mom))) said she needs to (((fumigate))) the basement
>she drops me off at B&RP Howie's Gameshack
>Order a couple of the (((jewed))) (((personal sized))) pizza with Mountain Dew Redpilled Alert
>Log onto the (((jewputer)))
>Only games they have are (((Wolfenstein))) (((The Sims))) and (((Team Fortress JEW))) with no mods
>See qt3.14 Aryan Goddess
>Walk over to her and try to redpill her on the JQ
>She seems incredibly interested in my virility and knowledge of (((kike))) plans to destroy the white race and flood the world with inferior and easy to control slave shitskins and how I'm part of the resistance and last line of defense against (((them)))
>Nignog shows up shouting his monkey language and trying to rape my Aryan Goddess
>I shout WHITE POWER and IT'S OK TO BE WHITE YOU FUCKING NIGGER! STAY AWAY FROM OUR WOMEN!!
>Nigger says "muh dick mothuhfucka" and runs off
>Aryan Goddess immediately starts making out with me in Howie's gameshack
>(((kike))) employees get mad at two genetically superior people in love and thow us out
>Aryan Goddess becomes my gf
We got married just a few months ago and she moved into my mom's basement with me. We're expecting our first child, but for some reason my wife wants to name him Dayshon.
/REDPILLED/ Story Time
Purplepilled and unfunny
>be me
>live at home to save money
>(((mom))) comes in and tells me to go out and get some (((fresh air)))
>firmly tell (((her))) no in a commanding voice
>(((she))) tells me (((she's))) not going make me tendies if I don't
>throw a piss bottle at (((her))) and (((she))) starts crying and leaves my room
Based and redpilled
OriginaIIy
Based and basedpilled with a side of extra red tenders
ABSOLUTELY BASED AND REDPILLED. WHITE POWER!
If your mom is a (((mom))), then what does that make (((you)))?
>be me
>have an actual online aryan gf
>says she needs money to fight the (((kikes))) and asks if I could send her a couple hundred dollars
>tell her absolutely and send her what she needs
>every month it's the same thing
>mfw she is really dedicated to fighting against (((them)))
>mfw my money goes directly to fighting the (((kikes)))
You are so hard trying to be funny, even Jow Forums doesn't want you
Aw, sweetie, does the fact that every other board hates stormniggers trigger you?
Nah, I like Jow Forums but this is just weak content. Lurk moa and git gud
>Saturday afternoon
>in my mom's basement
>playing Ass Creed
>eating my boogers
>naked
Being redpilled has its perks
Or buying shoes and underwear for Densel s thunder cock
>t. jealous cuck
>implying im jealous for not having an "online aryan gf"
what are you mentally retarded?
Pol is truly top tier retarded
>HURR DURR LE EBIN Jow Forums IS RETARDED!!! XDDD
gas yourself kike
how old do you have to be to larp as your opponents
you're a low IQ clown OP and suck cock on daily basis
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS NOW!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS NOW!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHITE POWER!
take your pills
you're going insane from all that estrogen that is being injected into your body
Based OP. You tell those kikes and niggers who's boss
this is so unfunny I'm not going to give a (you)