My tinder Chadfish account has only managed 2 matches in 1 week

My tinder Chadfish account has only managed 2 matches in 1 week.

Yes it is a realistic account.

It made me realise why my real account gets no matches, if a Chad I create barely gets any then why the fuck would I expect to get any?

Starting to think Chads dont have it as easy as I thought, at least with tinder


Pic related is one of the two matches I got on the Chad account, a damn 50+ year old roastie claiming to want genuine relationships but matching up with a Chad in his late 20s.

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post a pic of your account

>Civil Engineer, Entertainer, fitness personality, aspiring wrestler . 190cm, Looking for LOVE. No smokers, Dog and Kitty friendly


Dont laugh loooool

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obviously there is something about your account that is revealing it is not genuine. if chad doesn't get any matches, then who do you think does? do you think women go on tinder and literally swipe left on every single guy they see? nah. i'm an r9k betamale and even i get two matches a day.

post your profile and i'll tell you why you're not getting matches.

Terrible pic and terrible profile youre so disconnected from what women want its kind sad or adorable

I have been a shut in hermit from age 16 to 30 so you could be right

Never actually spoke to a female in a non formal situation

Post a man that women would be attracted to, retard.
This guy is only gonna attract gays

Your Chad looks gay, mate.
Also, "aspiring wrestler"? Ever seen wrestling? "Entertainer"? "Looking for LOVE"? Not only does he look gay, his entire profile screams gay.

Women arent attracted to the Bugez?

He is masculine, jacked, intelligent, aesthetic, tall, handsome, come on Brah

He even has a hot wife in rl

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He'd be apex alpha in Mexico. Anywhere else, he looks like a super-jacked fag. I think it's the moustache.

That literally looks fake as fuck

women around age 30 are not as interested in a quick hookup as 18 year old tnde rsluts

also you probably fucked your elo by swiping every girl to the right or somethign

Yeah but your autistic man on Jow Forums, not some roastie

I did not wipe right on every woman

I only swiped right on woman I would fuck, and also sometimes to ones in OP to see if they would dare march with the Bugez

that also sounds bad for elo
7 right swipes for every 2 left swipes is recommended
also the profike looks fake as shit

I'd rather be forever alone than deal with the roasties

>pic of my tinder that I never respond to anyone on

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I swipe left 30 times for every swipe right. It is not that.

I swipe left all leftist, niggers, travelers, fat cunts and any one that has alcoholic beverage in their hand in any of their photos

>I swipe left 30 times for every swipe right. It is not that.
yes it is you moron. not only do you eliminate 1/31 females in your area, you also seriously fuck up your ELO score

>incels think girls are attracted to this

You're seriously confused if you think that ugly dude is a Chad. I'm gay and even I wouldn't fuck him. He's gross. Would definitely swipe left

Explain what is wrong with it?

He is being a Chad, doing a Chad pose, not caring what any of you insecure beta males think. This shows he is fun and doesnt take himself so seriously. He is also tall, had a good career, is fit, etc.

How is that not what women would like?

Lol fuck off m8, you have insane roastie standards then

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I'm literally laughing out loud now user. I'm a 34 year old khv who's feeling down because of recent lady troubles but holy fuck, this has my sides in orbit.

Even my real Tinder account is better than this obviously fake and overtly homosexual shit.

how long are you planning on staying in the closet

The profile just screams fake

Just post an 8/10 dude and drop some sport emojis

How is this homosexual?

Also, since when does acknowledging a tall jacked alpha bro dude Chad as being attractive to women make me gay?

Actually not able to understand how that conclusion is made.

trips of hilarity. try posting an actual young, heterosexual male instead of mario the buttfucking plumber gayboy.

>rejects 1/31 women on basises as absurd as holding alcoholic beverages
>omg but look at this 11/10 jacked tall ALPHA male, who perfectly represents what I- erm i mean women want

just admit it nigga

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Just got a new match

The Bugez finally getting some traction.

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wow there are a lot of faggots here slandering the most alpha natty that walks this earth atm.

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smhhtqh at these ignorant faggots.

try out grindr bro, that's definitely more suitable for you

It's like Freddy Mercury and John "shit was so cash" had a Mexican assbaby, jacked it on steroids, and invented a stripper persona for it.

"Entertainer and aspiring wrestler" plus gelled hair and a kissy face? Yeah that's a guy who looks for pussy all right.

And then there's the mentally ill homosexual pedophiles...

When can we start rounding up these unhinged people?

This

I am honestly cringing at all these beta dweeb nerd fag skinnyjean wearing cucks saying Bugenhagen isnt Chad.

Literally what

Dude, this literally looks like a joke account. All that is missing is "retired Navy Seal currently employed as a Hollywood Stunt Coordinator".

the problem is that truck driver shirt
you only see that shit in 80s movies

>How is that not what women would like?
Being called 'chad' is a bit of giveaway for starters

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Your profile pic guy looks like that porn actor Charles Dera

Change your age to 21, stick this guy on your profile and youll have over 500 likes tomorrow. None of the pics reverse search on google

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If only he had a beard

He is ugly, looks pretentious, and his writeup is shit. You are very stupid if you think that would attract girls.

I'm sorry I'm also fucking confused, this guy actually looks gay? What about him is unattractive to women? I understand that the profile write-up is fucking lame and autistic...but the dude?

Am I gay for thinking women would find him attractive.

someone please explain this KINDLY and in DETAIL for me i need to know if im gay or just fucking autistic for life

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would go gay for tbqh

The picture is this high brightness pic of a man in what looks like a garage but could be a kitchen with the most dainty pretentious pose imaginable wearing the cheapest gayest shirt that looks like he stole after being fired from the local strip club due to his age

his fucking mustache is 3 decades too late and it screams "i love to eat hairy man ass" He looks like a fucking hassle to be around and if I was a girl Id cringe at the idea of being alone in a room with him


your infatuation with this guy, while slightly home erotic, is not actually gay but you are a faggot

its ok to confuse your affinity for him and belief that his a chad as "tinder thots will love him too!"
but you are obviously severely disconnected from what girls want

^this guy is exactly what girls want for the most part

thanks i appreciate it
you're right, upon further examination the pose and the look in his eyes is pretty zoolander, clothes are creepy as shit too,

>not attractive at all
>managed to get 16 matches in a week
>only 2 girls replied
>went on a really nice date with one, we even kissed but now she won't talk to me

Tinder is gay

It's because he's doing the white power hand sign you problematic piece of shit

>there are people living on this planet right now that would swipe left on Rick the stick de la Hagen

this is exactly my experience, never again

should i use tinder? I cant get a girl irl cuz autistic

Fact: Tinder doesn't work for us nowadays, it has changed the way women think, now they are more superficial than before (much more), it has been shown that women in tinder no longer look for men with average appeal or semi-average, or you are attractive at all or you will never get matches.

like many others I use tinder just to have fun with my fake chad account.

if you can not get it face to face much less in tinder.

Tinder is very different, basically women seeking hypergamy at all costs.

is it worth trying? I don't know how else to approach women irl. I don't go to school and don't work around girls. I also don't have friends around me.

never download Tinder, it will not work.

If you are not a Chad you will not get anything at all.

i just find that hard to believe. It seems that everybody is on it these days

Because Tinder is for hoes and feminists
Meeting a genuine good girl requires you to actually grow a pair of testicles and talk to them in person

you have 15 to 20 matches in 1 week, which only ends with a date, you only have a small dinner and eventually you go home without money and she doesn't speak to you again in tinder.

>Every normie in Tinder

there is like one man for every 100 women on there especially in places like Lelbourne

I seen my slut date's tinder, basically an endless supply of guys who look like me or better that would fuck anything

where are the rest of the women??? same place they always been but not with a tinder account because if they get found out, it ruins their social status

even hot girls with tinder accounts are man haters and have no female friends either irl and are all chasing monetary handouts, as all females do

What do you mean you don't have friends "around you"? Like you live far away from them?
You should get friends before worrying about having a gf.

This is true. IRL girls are not like the ones that spend 16h a day in front of their screens.

I thought Freddie Mercury was dead

that's my problem. i can't

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that does sound like a waste of my time but where am i supposed to find a decent girl if they're all busy on meaningless tinder dates

How come no?

I'm a chad and can confirm it's only about 7 matches a week and slows down once you've swiped everyone within 6 miles. Even then, I've only met up with 4 of them, and only wanted to bone 3.

I can't say. It's not that I don't want friends, I just can't make them.

You could if you learned how to do it

Go to a local store.

I don't go to school, I work in a lumberyard, I don't have connections. What am I supposed to do, walk around looking for random people? I'm a loner and I don't see how that's gonna change

I'm a 6/10 and i get 10/12 matches a week maybe u are in the wrong place

>Gay as fuck description, equally gay picture
>Age of 30 when looks 40

Hahahahaha

>all average looking roasties
Nothing to brag about tbf.

Tinder automatically penalises male profiles that do not pay for gold.

It's a great business strategy, as men tend to be a lot more desperate and willing to hand them money.

Figure it out man I mean you clearly don't want to be alone so go research it.

You used Eric you fucking faggot?
He doesn't deserve it, he is a cool dude.
I bet you are a DYEL that's jealous.

The secret to Tinder is swiping right to literally everyone as fast as you can. This gets you the maximum matches per minute possible. If you get a match with someone ugly or that you don't like, you just unmatch them afterwords.

My friend is engaged to a girl he met on Tinder after deploying this strategy, and I finally started getting a good amount of matches, instead of waiting a week for one, because I wasn't swiping on enough girls.

Throw enough shit at a wall and something will stick

AH HAHAHAHAHA
Literally only attracted a fag hag. This is one of the greatest things i've ever seen.

fucking kek
chad for gays