/britfeel/

now I'm not the sort to point a finger but OP is a nonce

Didn't the old OP have Mr Paki's deals and a kebab shop?

>some random friendless neet
>relevant

mr paki had to go back to bangladesh

m8, he talks about how he slept with a 15yo in his stand up routine. same thing happens in his tv show, grandmas house. hes spoken openly on his lust for young vulnerable boys. funny how some of (((them))) get away with it, isn't it?

Mr Paki was a nonce and got caught out by nonce hunters.
It's now a Greggs.

Why are there so many pieck posters there ? give other characters some love

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kek, absolute state of united
bet the lad here is glad he didnt go

>some nobody from a decade ago
who next carey grant?

>rain
plans ruined, weekend ruined, life ruined

As a Newcastle fan, I assure you this is not over

All Avatard posters need to fucking leave.

I want Ellen to step on men and spit in my face

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actually, he has been creeping his way back into the mainstream. he released a new comedy doc last year. when will it stop? how many at the bbc knew about this predatory pederast and simply accepted it? THIS IS UN ACCEPTABLE. PROTECT /ARE/ KIDS.

cary grant molested me on a hot air balloon ride

the wombles molested me
they're still 'wombling free' to this day.

lucky lil bugger

>Wasted half of my money on skinhub only to get the same skin 5 times in a row

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>skinhub
bellend

with most teams yea but they're literally no hopers
going forward now

only worry is bloody fellaini

rimworld more like rim my arsehole world

i really want a kitty but mummy doesn't like them :(

would anyone like to start a comedy podcast with me?

>only worry is bloody fellaini

So no worries then

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oh fucking shite, lids

One Zidane please....

Nth for having squitty squelchy poos

is 3 days rest enough for a muscle?

youtu.be/qidw8NP3pkw

When is Britfeel going to meet up for a proper scrap.

Noncenest and Trannies vs Nonce Hunters and Good Lads.

The Unseen Tree Is The Deadliest

started keto a few days ago and already a few pounds down
gonna change my life lads :)

He came out and said he doesn't want to join us lmao

As in after a workout? Usually takes about a week to fully repair but doms should be gone after about 2 days and you should be able to lift again

absolute state of these lads, i could have these cunts by myself
thought mllwall was meant to be hard

loads of sites are saying to train a muscle twice a week though.

You'll know yourself better than any website. You can train smaller muscles more often.

i wish i was ariana grande minus the dan schneider years

>Eccentric contractions cause more muscle damage and thus entail longer recovery. John Berardi, Ph.D., says that taking everything into account, a given muscle will not fully recover until seven to 14 days have elapsed after a hard workout. However, you can resume your workouts after 48 hours of rest

But i have heard that also, idk personally I work out the same group twice a week no problem

>ariana grande
Pedobait desu

started ket a few days ago and already a few pounds down
gonna change my life lads :)

just wanking over girls on google street view, found one eating some chips in a rather seductive manner

off to the offie to get drunk despite having a cold i have nothing else better to do

>organised
>shake hands at the end

cringe isn't a strong enough word
truly a species apart
inb4 they'd kick my teeth in, doesn't change the fact they're mongs

heh heh, not over is correct

Train each muscle group once a month for maximum gains

Need a cum gf for big cums my cums in outside her thank

>normie brother keeps shouting

Would love to see Ariana Grande taking BWC

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Really hate the attitude this country has. You express and interest in anything and everyone shits on it. Say you want to try something, everyone shits on it. God forbid you try and fail, because you'll never hear the end of it.
No wonder no one innovates in this country anymore.

link please, lid? orginanal

All the cunts laughing at us have egg on their face
We're going to win 3-2, Fellaini header at 90'

thats why places like this exist lad and i agree with you, anyone outside the norm just gets constantly put down

Nice try at an interesting post, loser! Haha!

cant wait for the sex tape to get leaked

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Yeah but that happens here as well. Even worse when you feel you're in good company.

here pal. don't blame him either
reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/9kppy6/zinedine_zidane_has_no_interest_in_taking_over_at/

yeh like I wanna try a cheeky bit of nonceing and everyone gets at me
get a life Internet warriors simple as

Any other lads controlled by parents

I'm not allowed to make my own meals and my food intake is controlled
Ever since I was a kid I would be given deliberately smaller portions than everyone else and food taken off my plate too
Yeah I'm fat but it's only because being food policed as a child made me obsessed with it
I love escaping the house to friends because it means I can eat what I want and as much as I want

i'd just like to say
women cant be robots

move over to double or somewhere else, this is the shittest of all the brit threads now tbqh, tied with pol and int on this site obviously

I felt sick after seeing him talk about her swallowing his load.

what a reliable source that is.....

Lose weight
Move out

Simple as

ZZ to United was such a weird rumor. He only started his Juve job a few months ago, why would he jump ship to a country he's never lived in and manage a team he has no connection with that's in crisis?

Why can't my TV be straight.

deeEm ah nornce

Because it's bent like you

link lad? that sounds hot
lucky lass...shes got the perfect life

i will not be renting

I don't earn enough to pay rent on any place

90% of my wage would be spent on rent.

I'll fucking end you, you wally poofta bastard.

was talking to american flatmate about this
england is a very close minded country where you have to learn to be ripped on for being different, if you get used to it it can be a bit of fun but to foreigners its quite strange and alienating

take those kinds of discussions like the order of making tea, what you call certain items etc. they're half done in jest, but people in this country are also so stuck in their ways/ arrogant/ afraid of being wrong or different themselves it's definitely partly serious

this one is for you titlad, wherever you might be hiding

youtu.be/d9d5AbYuXIs

>watch video
>"I didn't know real human girls did that..."
>"didn't you ever watch porn?"
>"Yea, I just figured they did it because they're terrible people"

is Pete Davidson /our guy/?

so depressed lads
wouldnt wish the aging twink life on anyone

i'm here but lurking, well... not any more

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KFC was shut so had to bite the bullet and risk a Dixy Chicken. Pleasantly surprised though, only asked for 3 bits of chicken, don't think bossman can count but I'm not complaining. The chicken surprisingly good, very crispy skin which I've never had from a Dixy, it's always soggy shite. The chips are great too, again they're usually soggy as sin but they're very crispy this time round. Came to about 5 quid so I can't complain. Always feel bad eating fried chicken, it's so gross but so satisfying.

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am no fruit but Bob Odenkirk used to be a handsome fella

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one of my nipples is sore when i press on it, shoul i be worried?

Well you were two thirds right

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I just want some recognition for this post please lads

kick punch it's all in the mind ig you wanna terst me

love those little shit bits you get from the cheapo fried chicken places
say what you want about kfc, they wont give you little bits like that

I can't tell whether he's alright or a massive cunt.

Not him but flatshare

house sharing is for normie mongs

Does fluid come out?

What about the "wishes they were a cute twink but have always been a masculine troll" life

Hello, lods, what did I miss?

thats stupid, because you dont even know what its like