Lived in America my whole life

>lived in America my whole life
>can't even fill out a blank map of the states
Shoot me.
online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3003

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Americans are just geographically retarded for some reason. Don't take it personally OP.

Delaware got me good. What a useless small shitty state.

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Same.
Nah, All those flyover states and the shitty small ones on the east coast are pretty much irrelevant . There's no reason to know where they are.

Anyways, I did all right, but I would've done way worse though if it wasn't for the red/yellow/white markers they give you. Made it easy since you could just use process of elimination.

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>100% in 1:14
>Not even American

Highlight of my week tbqhwy

did you guys not attend elementary school or something

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misclicked on Nebraska when it asked for Kansas

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>the shitty small ones on the east coast are pretty much irrelevant .
how did you miss massachusetts so badly
it's an important state with a weird-ass shape

I wanna see if any other Americans can beat my high score on the Europe quiz

online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3007

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>gets Minnesota wrong

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Fuck you. The Midwest states swim around in my head and have stupid blob shapes. Everything else is easy.

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hard to click the tiny states while phoneposting

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If you're a true geography master try this: sporcle.com/games/mhershfield/us-states-no-outlines-minefield

That whole quadrant on the east coast with like 10 states crammed into one tiny area can go fuck itself.

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I was close, but no cigar

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I have the opposite problem. I've lived in the west/midwest all my life. Those tiny squiggles on the east coast are hard to keep separate. After you speed half a day driving across a state, you'll remember where it is.

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I didn't get 100% because I missclicked a few times because I'm using a trackpad

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Same thing happened when I was trying to select New York. Guess it sucks being a phoneposter.

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liquid diarrhea on my salad.

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who cares about this shit
shit places = flyover
just because you don't know the name doesn't mean it doesn't stink

Mixed up Lithuania and Latvia :(

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done
what u gonna do about it

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All those little tiny states beside over there I had no idea which was which. Except Maryland and that's because it's near D.C.

You obviously dropped out of high school.

52% 4:45
Basically, I had no idea about the slav shitholes.

O-o-oh yeah? Well beat try and beat this, nerd!

>tfw mixed up Zambia and Zimbabwe

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forgot link

online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3163

If you can get >95% on Africa you're a true geography nerd

>tfw can name every state and every country in europe

81%
The north east is fucking confusing. They're all so tiny

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I'm a true geography nerd, what's my prize?

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ayy lmao
I don't know african geography

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An American getting above 60% would be considered advanced here to be quite honest. I don't know how you guys remember anything at all in eastern europe

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European here.
Americans really are fucking retarded, aren't they.

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how fucking retarded do you have to be to have to think about any of these? if you dont know the states then i shudder to think of how you would do on a world map
no wonder all those brainlets post electoral maps and county maps of the general election on Jow Forums all the time.

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Gave up at 5 minutes and 27%
The only ones I got on first click were Egypt, Morocco, Chad, Nigeria, South Africa, and by luck Western Sahara

literal retard. I didn't even graduate high school.

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>online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3007
american btw

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get fucked, burgercuck
you're a shame to your nation

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60%, i have shit memory. i studied last year and aced all the states and countries for a month, now i remember nothing

Not american but
10 try i got 100 % (last 3-4 tries i fucked because one mistake)

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fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas fuck parents who have kids in rural areas

>learning about eastern europe
>american

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Why bother? All of their faggot countries are literally indistinguishable from one another anyway kek.

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I'm not even from the united states, but from germany.

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kek how did I do
(texas was obviously missclick I am not THAT retarded)

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Well, I'm ashamed.

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I'm not even american and I got this.

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Not even european and I got this.

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Alright lads, try this one out

online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3167

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I don't believe you accurately placed all the Eastern European countries without messing up once.

Sorry Iowa

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Do you guys do this test several times over or something.
I should have know better for iran though lol.

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My excuse is that I just suck at maps. :(

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Bad for an American?

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>tfw when my phone screen is damaged didn't recognize correctly some touches
The only state I didn't get right was Arkansas. Does anything even happen there?

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Europe is easy but doing this while phoneposting sucks.

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You robots ready for America: Hard mode?
(state capitals)
online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3063

>getting virginia AND west virginia wrong
Of course you're bad if you're not even trying.

Fuck. In my defense nobody gives a shit about the countries I got wrong.

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I gave up because I dont have a fucking clue for most of them. Havent even heard of the majority.

Im 25 and live in England for context.

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You did better than me user

>tfw when you're almost as dumb as a Canadian

fuck im depressed now. I'm actually surprised you got so many right, the only leaf state i know is quebec

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You're obviously in high school or fresh out of it

Well, at least everyone will get chad right...

Easy peasy. Much better in my PC.

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u noob :p

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I always get Vermont and New Hampshire mixed up.

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I would fail this dumb test as I never had a geography class before.

they're called provinces

what the fuck happens here? I live in the great plains and haven't been to the east coast

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Lmao how do you not know where massachusetts is

I DID try. ;_;

Glad you got Ohio right.

what kind of school doesn't teach geography

yurop isn't hard cuz i liked studying geography
africa on the other hand is borderline impossible

89% isn't that bad right...

Canadafag here
Why are americans so useless

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I'm Canadian, from the west coast. It's not like I didn't know the midwest, it's just my mind went blank because they're so irrelevant.

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I got 98% so maybe it is

>not knowing ohio
youtube.com/watch?v=RdQkKc5egIg

west coast canada was easy

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>94% even though i've had an entire bottle of champagne and I'm sipping on liquor

get on my level you non-alkies

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I know the relevant ones anyway

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Hello from Texas, retard.

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>looking at a map
I agree it's pretty easy!

give me something harder

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apply yourself OP
t. Mexican

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>be third world european
>figure I know US geography pretty well and this is my opportunity to put burgers down a notch
>get fucking 0 correct answers
this was supposed to be the silver-lining to an otherwise horrible day and now i feel like shit