No memes no BS I actually had sex last night

No memes no BS I actually had sex last night.
Ask me anything if you want, or berate me if you wish.

Thanks

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Was she as hot as the girl in the picture?

What position? Missionary? Doggystyle?

Did it take forever to ejaculate?
Were your desensitized due to constant fapping?

Oh wow its another normie who has nowhere else to brag

Doggy, spooning from behind, cowgirl mostly
No she is not.
100% I've had this issue before

Did she let you stick your penis in her shithole?
How about a finger?

how long did you last
how old are you
which age your first time
country
height

Were you the top or the bottom?

orininalzzeio

did you make her make cummies?

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Yes I stuck a few fingers in her asshole and then my whole penis a long with it 6in +
See above, my problems with ejaculation. Total time was probably 3hrs from a bath to bed including foreplay. I came twice and she came multiple times.
USA, first time was 16, current 26, I am 5'6"
She rode on top of me and I took her from behind.
She gets off way more than me. Older woman (35) know how to get themselves off. They just use you

>Doggy, spooning from behind, cowgirl mostly
in cowgirl did it feel like she was doing everything or were you thrusting some too

>first time was 16
thanks for the thread but gtfo seriously

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Just wanted to say good job. Do you regret it at all?

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>had sex at 16
>Had sex at 26
FUUUCCCKKK OFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You're an idiot for even bragging about it

If a girl enjoys that position she will ride or rock back and forth the trick is finding the rhythm that feels good on your dick but they aren't always the same sync. You can thrust into her if you want to change up your rhythm but it's a struggle like that.
I was also surfing chans at that time, friend I've been around. This thread is just for honesty, like I said no BS
Yes sometimes I do, because I want to have a normal relationship with woman or the very least respect them but I don't for the most part.
Is it really bragging if I don't feel good about it? This is almost a confessional at this point

She took the lead there, why?

Since you had anal how did that feel? Did you get shit on your dick?

I've had anal with this girl only but plenty of occasions now. No crazy messes ever but after going all the way deep for awhile the anus loosens up considerably. There is some residue but it doesn't look or smell like shit really just some nasty sex stuff could be enticing or turn off depends on how you swing.

Upload a picture of her I need some fap material.

>I am 5'6"
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH NICE LARP MANLET WOMEN DON'T EVEN TAKE THE TIME TO LOWER THEIR HEADS TO LOOK AT YOU JUMPING AROUND AMONG THE WORMS AND ANTS

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Pic related
Ok

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so i have 17cm dick
is it good or not ? it looks small tho

Isn't that like 6.0"+? Yeah that's fine user

5'7" here and I do just great, but keep on coping if it makes your wee-wee less sad.

Can you still feel the burn inside the crack of your ass?

mine is 6.3/5.6 and it's small

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Nothing penetrated my ass last night which makes this comment nonsensical

can you post a pic of a girl looking like her ?

See its her

Look good but I don't like genitalia. Do you have anything else ?

The rest is just bleh user I don't really want to share her face for the obvious but also because these holes are the best parts and really the only relevant bits as far as this thread is concerned

how did you come into a position to fuck? Tinder?

Craigslist not a few months before it got the axe. She was the third person I had success meeting with from the personals

92.3% In a room of 1000 guys, 77 would be bigger than you.
If inches: 81.45% In a room of 1000 guys, 185 would be bigger than you. If cm...Well, I'm very sorry user. Suicide might be a good option.


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>She gets off way more than me. Older woman (35) know how to get themselves off. They just use you
Actually jelly of you OP. I'd love to try it with an older woman (any woman though). Although I'm 28 so I'm almost running into that area myself..

>spooning from behind
my absolute favorite sex position

>Although I'm 28 so I'm almost running into that area myself.
Well, that depends on how youthful you look and feel. I'm also 28 but girls guess my age they often guess between 21-25. And I feel like I'm 25, probably because I'm in university where the majority are below my age.

It was a good position and the point I was closest to cumming probably. I don't utilize that position enough
Me OP at 26 still don't feel like a real adult I think I said that already above, I don't see 28 as that old though honestly I have a bro that is 31

>Jow Forums filename
People here are dumb as fuck

I look and feel younger. Probably because I'm only 5'9 and skinny. Most women don't seem to be into the boyish type though.

Earlier this year I had sex for the first time in my life and it sucked. Couldn't feel much through the condom, it was like sticking my dick into warm water. Then I had to pee because she started out on top pressing on my bladder, but I couldn't because there were housemates in the living room and only one toilet.
So I was inside her for maybe 30 secs and went limp. Fingered her a bit until she had an orgasm. Went home without even cumming and honestly still feel like a virgin.
having a warm body against you and caressing you is 10x better than sex imo