Convince me to have sex with you

Convince me to have sex with you.

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Yo ASS in my BED, or my KNIFE in yo THROAT. What it gon do, gurl?

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It's too late for that now. Maybe Rachel Maddow will have sex with you.

I have barely any experience but I have a big peepee

I'll give you a million dollars

does sticking my dick in her bum for 5 seconds count?

>sex with a guy
No thanks

My weight is low enough that you could hold me down or lift me up or do basically anything to me and I wouldn't be able to fight back.
Anything u could think of...

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What are you hoping to gain out of sex?

very convincing, user, you've seduced me

Every second you're not fucking is another second spent quietly dying alone in from of your computer.

No
fuck you algorithm, humans aren't orginal

im lonely i honestly just want a friend

>Convince me to have sex with you.
Pic related is me
I even brought you a rose.

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I'm a good listener and people say I'm a very engaging speaker, I really try to ask people good questions and appreciate their perspectives and passions. I also know about a lot of cool stuff and am relatively handsome (in my own opinion).

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I got mismatched socks which means I have no control in my life which means im a bad boy

i just shaved my lady-parts, legs, and armpits, I am average weight and I am std-free. Also, I am horny and I love to please!

I shave my cock.

I'm a black belt in marital arts.

If you're close you might not have much of a choice

You have shady logic. I like shady characters. Sold.

I'm a virgin white girl with D-cups and a 17.5 BMI. You can just put a bag over my head while we go at it.

If youre a chick then you get a free human being to own. I would say its a p solid argument

>D-cups and a 17.5 BMI
>virgin

Heck yeah, I've always wanted to do it with a fictional character.

You're a hon tho. Convince me first

I'm an extreme butterface. That's why I suggested the head bag.

good for a laugh I suppose.

I promise that I won't tell anyone.

Me too! I am a KV how about you?

Convince ME to have sex with YOU. How about that?

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I don't want to have sex with you.
You want me because you can't have me.