How do you put on a condom in a way that doesnt ruin the mood with gf? Just do it fast?

how do you put on a condom in a way that doesnt ruin the mood with gf? Just do it fast?

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Make her put it on with her mouth around your cock.

there you go bro
catch up with your tour group

Just pull out and nut on her. I wore a condom only once and my dick went limp then she cried because she thought I wasn't attracted to her

is that even humanely possible

fuck off incel

>is that even humanely possible

Yes that's a classic hooker trick.

,,, don't tell gf it's a hooker trick.

she's like twice my height so i'll have to stand on my desk

I would not recommend it. Having teeth touching a condom may defeat the entire purpose of using a condom. Do get her to put it on though. Once she's good at it it should only take a few seconds to roll on and a few more to smooth out any air bubbles.

what the fuck do you mean man? it's so irrelevant to the process, all you have to do is get the package open. here's a sexy tip:
>put condom package on desk away from bed
>make out, get her wet
>when you decide it's time, slowly pull away from her body and stand up
>it's jarring for her, she felt warm and accepted now she feels vulnerable, naked, alone
>grab the condom
>rip it open and throw the wrapper away
>put it on by simply stroking it over your cock
>suddenly the eyes are on your big erect cock because your body movement points towards it
>her vulnerable state is greatly affected by this
>she feels like she's about to be dominated
>slowly slide on top of her so your eyes meet
>tease the cunt
>penetrate
>make sure you hold her neck so she knows you could tighten your grip any time
>coooooooooooooom
>hot
>done

Pretty much this.

Another tip is simply finger her with one hand and work that mf thang on with your other hand. Maybe kiss her neck or get her to kiss yours. I like this guy's idea though

how do i learn to finger her tuna tunnel correctly?

I'm glad you asked friend, so I have a couple of tricks but the tried and true way to give her gash the old finger zinger is you start with one finger, and rub the top of her inner vaginal cavity, you'll feel something on top that has the same feel as the lymphnodes in the back of your throat (put your finger in the back of your throat,and then feel either to the left or the right, you'll get what i mean). apparently this feels really good for women. Then, when they're warmed up, I just give them another finger and simply go in and out and once she's all wet give her the D. not rocket science desu, you'll get the hang of it.

nice can't wait to blast her ass with my thick cream load

Hope it works out for you OP. Blasting (FEMALE) asses with thick cream loads is really one of life's great pleasures. Try giving the clit a rub with your thumb while you're playing around in there too, make sure she's wet first though.

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i aint touching poophole friend sorry

Don't be, that's not what I meant. I wouldn't either. Play with the clit while you're fingering her pussy

just go in raw my man

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just dont do it nigga.

the clit and pusstang are different? what?

Alright, picture your mouth. Turn it sideways and in essence you have the opening of a bagina. right where your lips meet, at the edge, a little lower, there's the clit. It's like a tiny little benis head without a hole. If she's horny it protrudes a little bit like a little boner, a tiny boner. Rub it, and it feels nice for them, rub it pretty hard too if she's wet. It will be truely epic, I've had girls convulse and get overwhelmed from it, it's like the magic button.

damn okay ima bite it

If you're into oral tongueing that thang has brought me great results too

everyone commenting in this thread should unironically kill themselves, holy fuck

Why fagggggggggot?

are you supposed to rub the clit while you finger

t. virgin

unique232323

Yes, with your thumb. Hold hand upturned, finger with middle or index up that lymphnode-feeling vaginal ceiling I mentioned, and thumb clit.

Just tell her to put it on orig

Baist and bigpilled

Open the pack while she's blowing you then put it on while you ear her out

you do it first retard nigger

why would you ask this question to a bunch of virgins?

are you an out of touch normie? this is literally the board where all the losers in life end up

fuck off. you fucking idiot

How did you get that? I want girl taller than me

How hard do you go on the clit thing?
Like button DMC-tier button mashing?

Well it's not mashing exactly. You can sort of gauge it, but generally I apply about the same pressure I'd apply to for examples sake - a piece of paper you're folding with your thumb. Once she's very wet you can get niggerdumb and just give er. I'm by no means a giga chad or anything, I've had a few gfs though and though they're all different the clit always works. Most recent gf sort of flinches and writhes when I do it, and tries to work herself away because it's overstimulating which is hot. Others just generally enjoy it and let you do your thing. Who cares at the end of the day?

>then you make her a egg bowl

i made a bunch of giant jokes like 'hows the weather up there'

you are supposed to eat it, they are flavored after all

thx you for the advice user, ima make my gf orgasm so hard she dies

>ima
I hope I didn't just give a nigger sex advice

This. Try it user, in my experience it's a guaranteed laugh. Girls like nothing more than a funny guy who's self confident enough to laugh at his own expense

>implying you can tell someone's skin color by which shortened words they use

smdh

Condoms taste gross, she won't do it

nah she a freak, we've done sharia law erp

what kinda autist associates that with someones race lmao people say that all the time. no way you get laid, probably copy and pasted advice from a youtube video

No I get laid, and since I leave the house most people I hear who say "ima" are black. I'm really not for miscegenation, at all.

You just put the condom and nobody cares.

What a dumb question.

Topkek, probably the most inocuous experience in a man's sex life.

That specific bs is something I kept on seeing online ever since I've been on the net since anno 2004.
These urban myths of women wanting alpha guys at the new moon when they ovulate, that confidence is all you need, ketogenic diet, getting AIDS by sitting into infested needles inserted into the chairs at movie theatres keep coming back and having a life of their own.
Do yourself a favour and kys asap.

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thanks for the advice chadanon. one day we're all gonna make it

just cone prepared with condom already on. it's the best way. wanna go for multiple rounds? no problem, just put on a whole bunch in layers and peel one of every time you nut. bitches be amazed at you

Just have it nearby and put it on when it's time for action. What else can you do? It shouldn't ruin the mood when you are both at that point. And it usually doesn't, however I have noticed some girls be lowkey disappointed when I do this. Why? Are they hoping to get knocked up or something? Don't understand.

She is supposed to use her LIPS, wtf kind of girl uses teeth for anything BJ related?