Be me, looking for a house

>be me, looking for a house
>meet with realtor, its a 8/10 giggly qt
>take a look at the place, its alright, want to look at it closer at another day though so i set up another appointment
>day of the appointment
>qt shows up in super low cut top and super short skirt
>she is more touchy and giggly than normal
>i inspect the place and bring up some doubts
>she takes me aside, makes puppy dog eyes and says "look user i really really reallllly need to sell this place"

Do you think I could get her to fuck? I'm also looking at two other places so Idk if I wanna move there

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say "You're going to have to try harder to convince me ;)"

YOU'RE PLAYING INTO HER GAME

>she takes me aside
You were already alone together in theory, fake and gay, animu posting subhuman.

Just ask her if she can fix whatever breaks. A house doesn't have to be fucking perfect, just make sure it isn't haunted.

>implying that's not what he wants

Nah it's just basic bitch flirting to get what she wants. You should be insulted that she tried to fool you like that. Stupid whores will slut it up just to try to keep pace with men.

Yes. Realtor girls are some of the sluttiest women alive. They are all single milfs with a bunch of spare time and zero supervision from bosses. They will almost always fuck a potential buyer if he's good looking enough. Get close to her and touch her ass, look her dead in the eye and say you might be interested, if she gets down on all fours and begs. She will fuck you guaranteed.

Probably not. Realtors are salesmen, remember. Some women will flirt to sell more if it works on thirsty betas. She probably isn't interested in you at all.

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Pretty much this. Sorry OP, but cute women use that niceness that is almost flirting while they work because they know guys like it. Doesn't mean she wants to fuck.

She's going to take your money and never see you again or want anything to do with you

>user the autist tries this
>gets close
>qt immediately asks "uhhh what are you doi-"
>user grabs her ass
>well tries to, ends up being an autistic pinch
>"what the FUCK are you doing?"
>user is still maintaining eye contact
>"i m-might be interested i-if-if you g-get down-"
>"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME CREEP"
>gets cops called on him
>user is now a sexual felon

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Shit, this aksully made me laugh.

This made me cackle like a fucking madman because its all true

>"i m-might be interested i-if-if you g-get down-"
What was he going to mean by this?

what if he wants a ghost girlfriend to cuddle with at night?

This thread pretty much said what needed to be said OP.

I remember a a pretty girl in highschool tried doing this to me. She thought she can make me pick up her pencil by dropping a few times on purpose. I picked it up the first time because it was right next to my shoe. After that she tried to make me look beta but I basically told her in a nice way to fuck off. Don't be that guy OP. If you like it, take if. If you find a better place tell her to fuck off.

Is this a joke? The pencil drop is a common method shy people are advised to use to start a conversation with someone they're interested in.

You shouldve stuck that pencil in her fucking eye.

She wasn't interested in me. She dropped it once, I picked it up. She told her friends to "watch this" (I heard her becuase I sat 2 feet away from her). She dropped it AGAIN and looked straight at me as if I was that guy who would do anything for a pretty girl. I know that method you're talking about she wasnt using it. She was popular and pretty....I wasnt.

alright, that clears it up

This. Take the red pill, OP. It's all smoke and mirrors.

Try to get a better price if she by any chance loses her edge in the act of seduction.

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Here's how you deal with women who dress slutty.

>wow, nice ... uh
>*squint your eyes and look at her boobs and then look away embarrassed*
>... dress

It's that simple. If she's into you, she'll take it as a hint that you like her, if she was just using it to get to your wallet, it will make her uncomfortable and put the blame on her for dressing the way she did. Win win.

>>be me, looking for a house
>>meet with realtor, its a 8/10 giggly qt
>>take a look at the place, its alright, want to look at it closer at another day though so i set up another appointment
>>day of the appointment
>>qt shows up in super low cut top and super short skirt
>>she is more touchy and giggly than normal
>>i inspect the place and bring up some doubts
>>she takes me aside, makes puppy dog eyes and says "look user i really really reallllly nee
>>be me, looking for a house
>>meet with realtor, its a 8/10 giggly qt
>>take a look at the place, its alright, want to look at it closer at another day though so i set up another appointment
>>day of the appointment
>>qt shows up in super low cut top and super short skirt
>>she is more touchy and giggly than normal
>>i inspect the place and bring up some doubts
>>she takes me aside, makes puppy dog eyes and says "look user i really really reallllly need to sell this place"
>Do you think I could get her to fuck? I'm also looking at two other places so Idk if I wanna move there

>Do you think I could get her to fuck? I'm also looking at two other places so Idk if I wanna move there
This is probably a LARP/bait/fetish posting based on a screenshot of an article talking about how women realtors sleep with their clients to sell them shitty properties or buy them at higher prices. Fuck and don't buy (risking rape accusations) or fuck and buy (getting fucked financially) or buy and get cucked with no sex. Role a dice if the number is 1-2, 3-4, or 5-6 to determine which option you'll get

>Do you think I could get her to fuck?
That's the game, user. And you'll just keep asking that question again, and again, and again, and again...

She thinks you're stupid, user. This is bargaining. Stop letting yourself get carried away in the game, man up, and get your fucking apartment. Hey, shoot your shot if you want, but she is more than likely trying to get you to buy the fucking place and there's more than likely problems with the fucking place.

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