ITT post your undiagnosed health issues

Doctor Robot, what's wrong with my finger? Was I bit by a spider or something? Do I have finger cancer? Am I going to die? It doesn't hurt, it just itches slightly. Please comfort me, I'm scared.

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take another pic, but a slightly angled to the side

Looks like Dyshidrotic eczema I get those on two fingers of my own. Keep lotion and hand mostizer it helps me.

Where do you live? have you been outside/doing yardwork at all recently?

I have a low sperm count and haven't talked to a urologist about it. My jizz is clear and watery since I first started fapping

Looks like excessively dry skin. I have eczema and my hands/fingers sometimes get exactly like that. Use some lotion.

Here. You can see it's slightly raised.

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I live in Western Washington state. I work at a rat farm but I haven't been bitten recently. And even if I was, I always quickly wash the wound with soap and hand sanitizer.

Just eczema, I got it once on one finger over a summer some years back and it went away on its own.

>a rat farm
who the fuck farms rats. Is it for labs?

It's a small local thing. Mainly for people who own snakes, as well as pet shops and wildlife shelters that use them as food for their animals.

i have been diagnosed with a small penis sadly

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congrats, you caught the plague

Just eczema dude, I had similar spots on my finger.
Just use a good moisturizer or go the doctor if you can afford it

Have autism at least I think. Not really sure how to talk about it with my doctor if I'm honest.

>Not really sure how to talk about it with my doctor if I'm honest.
What reason would you even have to do so? If you have autism, you have autism. What's he going to do, give you medicine to cure it?

Triamcinalone cream will clear that right up. You need a script for it though.

get a knife and slice, release the pressure, be happy

do you wear some kind of nylon/latex gloves? i got this a couple of years ago from wearing them daily. i think it happened because my hands got sweaty in them. you need to stay as dry as possibly for a few days and it goes away.

don't do this op, it will release mustard gas

It's Dyshidrosis.

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pepe xdd pepeeee

Sorry its terminal we are going to have to amputate

Not sure if it counts but i slipped n fell on a hook at work and it was metal n tore through my pants n underwear and aapparently hit something in my ass. My tailbone hurts on and off ever since. This was back in like, december. I havent checked in with a doctor about it because I don't want a hand up my ass

Good job retard. You cod have got workers comp now you won't be able to get shit and probably a permanent problem now

Wait did it go in the cheeck meat or the hole?

It is canceraids you are rekt op kys before you start to get into more pain.

Like the top of my ass crack by my tailbone

I mean if I thought it was possible I would have. But UPS doesn't pay for injuries if they can get out of it, and technically i was sitting on a ledge that we're not "supposed to" and I kind of voluntarily hopped off of it myself. I can't see them paying out for that

So maybe you bruised you tail meat and bone. It'll fade away most likely in time. Got lucky

don't get a diagnosis if you care about getting a job

t. diagnosed autism

Does it take a really long time? It's almost been a year now.. but I'm thinking you're right, it has been hurting a little less for a while now.

If you're not limping around, then it shouldn't take too much longer. Hang in there

Thank you.


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I never told my doctor about this but i've always been able to do this with both of my arms idk if they're something broken or if I'm missing tendons

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ehlers danlos

I think I might have the gay but I'm scared to tell anyone in case they think I'm gay.

Wat do?

can I get a disability and money off of this thing ?
it's not actually bothering me, I can lift weights and I do boxing and swimming every week, it doesn't really hurt

I have these things pop out anywhere on my hands and legs as soon as it starts getting colder. I visited a few doctors, and every time they have no fucking clue what it is (or don't want to say, if you're into conspiracy theories). They prescribe topical corticosteroids - that's what Google tells me the English name for this is - and send you off on your way. Autumn comes, you buy one of these and just apply to wherever this shit decides to pop out. It works, the itching stops, but the side effect is that they don't disappear completely, they leave marks, so my legs already look like shit after years of this happening, thankfully hands are still okay and this shit never appears on my face. Yet. My mother had it everywhere on her back for example.