I lift for tanned genki tomboys. They're the best and strongest motivation a man can have to push himself.
I started for them but I haven't earned one yet, so I keep working.
>But user they don't exist!
The best gains goblin is one that does not exist, she lives on in my heart and mind cheering for me to better myself every day.
The smell of deodorant and sweat-soaked spats fresh from a tomboy is the only motivation a man needs
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damn straight OP
A true brother
Police tomboys for my boys training for the PT
Sauce
Black Magic M66
same here op
fugg man, why you gotta do me like this? I know they don't exist in the real world
>you will never princess carry a tomboy while she lightly punches you in the shoulders and call you lame
>you will never be hanging out with a tomboy when a storm hits and find out she's cripplingly terrified of thunder
>you will never get Jow Forums with a tomboy
>you will never go to the track meet/swim meet/softball game/football game/judo match of your tomboy gf and cheer her on as she kicks everyone's ass, then have her run into the stands to hug you after she wins and tell you she knew she had to do her best when she saw you in the stands
>you will never help a tomboy study for her big test so she gets a good enough grade to stay on the team
>a tomboy will never attempt to cook for you and fuck it all up becaue she's never cooked in her life but you eat in anyways just to see her smile
>you will never coerce a tomboy into wearing a frilly, girly dress and watch as she squirms around all self-conscious and shy
STOP
Who on earth needs "tanned" when you have tankpilled
Tomboys are love, tomboys are life
STOOPPP
Everything exists user
Bang-you has some patrician artstyle, too bad his stories are shit
Hnnngg
Negative and bluepilled
Imagine actually wanting a greasy tankwhore for a girlfriend
Damn nigger that’s some negative shit
>Sign of the Cross
>Gibs me a tomboy stronk okinawan gf God, that's it, and I guess world peace if you feel like it, I'll be patient
>In Jesus' name I pray,
>Amen
>eat homade brotein cake
>swig 1L of water
>start day
Oh boy here comes the 3DPD faggot here to ruin another good tomboy thread
Woops, wrong image, I've got the good version around here somewhere, just hold on a second
This has to be the gayest shit ive ever read
role
Best of luck in finding your very own tankgirls, no matter how greasy they are.
pls go away
Keep going i need to finish
Tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging their legs, shoulders, and back
Holding them close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for
Team Asics is better
Ayyy, gimme the sauce, boss
It’s not good to be too focussed on 2D user, though you can certainly find much more ideal girls there
The absolute state of American "men". I bet you support Trump and unironically think whites are the masterrace.
The poster above me is a faggot regardless, and should be treated as such
It's perfect if you enjoy the solitary life style like me.
No social obligation past work, save tons of cash and I get to exercise and draw all day every day.
Boku no pico
And then jerk off an fall asleep alone everynight lol
Now, imagine this: another person, a female, who also is anti social. You can be anti social together.
You'll never have it. Why? Because you think being a bird that never leaves its nest is something worth being.
You dumb faggot. You fucking suck!
Imagine being such a closet homosexual that you like girls who look like boys.
Jk, short-haired girls and tomboys are actually perfect.
Just fuck my shit up, then.
This sounds like the dirt of thing a flustered tomboy would say.
Hello there, Onision.
I do it for her bros
image on top of being physical perfection girl in pic is a conservative/libertarian gun nut with a STEM degree.
imma go beat my meat.
Hello there, Muhammad. You wanna take another crack at that English?
>lifting for used goods
BLESS
It’s good for a while, but I do also want a tomboy gf, so I can’t remove myself too much from social life. Anime and vidya isn’t going anywhere, I do waste a ton of time on that and on browsing Jow Forums, but that isn’t my priority in life
Did you draw that pic? It’s nice
About the same odds as me finding a rightwing black gf.
Why do I get the feeling that dubs is a trap?
Or you know, don't jerk off.
You sound pretty young, user. Take it from someone probably older that there's all kinds of people in this world, like kinds you wouldn't believe till you've met them, enjoying things you can't imagine.
On the opposite end is that time is limited, days are gonna start flying by like you wouldn't believe. You HAVE to prioritize things, and to many people timing is extremely important so it's even more so.
Consider what you're after seriously and chase after it, and if it happens to be a relationship then go for it
gimme that 0
shit.
Used broken goods
And not tanned, just a darkie
YAMERO
Extremely based. Extremely redpilled
rollin
I’m My life is actually going pretty well, I lived abroad for several years, my education is going very well and all that, so it’s not like I am not progressing. Still, there’s enough time vor Jow Forums and vidya, and I don’t want to focus a bit more on girls as well since that’s not something I want to end up missing out on
Better luck next time user :^)
feast your eyes on the ultimate tomboy
Fuck you, make up a happy ending for me right goddamn now
And you want to fly just because other birds tell you to, you colossal tool.
see
gimme 6/0/dubs
Damn fucking straight, OP
Damn fucking straight
tall tan tomboys
I stopped reading dorohedoro after a bit. Does he get Noi or no. Confession? Anything?
Thank you for this
hmm
Shit form
I read up till ~Vol.21 where I got up to date, it's finished now with 23 so I don't really know if they had a scene besides the extra with Shin and his cousin
TOMBOYS ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL
I suppose Shut Hell/Sidou count since SH is tomboyish herself
Based
and yet you can't stop
/ss/
That was all I was thinking when they literally marry a 12 yr old to his mommy gf. I dropped the series tho
DELET
literally why it's the best ongoing comic in the world
Patrician taste
ENOUGH
I don't like Islam or anything related to it so I just ignore anything related to Muslims. Whenever I read it I can't help but think that the MC is circumcised and he's gonna pass that on, and I fill up with autism and want to scream and run around swinging my arms like a retarded banshee
>I can't help but think about the MC's dick
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIMME MY FORSKIN BACK NOW IT'S MIIIIIINNNNEEENE ENE NE MINE MINE MINE MIEN IT BELONGS TO MEEEEEE FUCK YOUUUUOUOUOUOUO SON OF A FUCKING WHORE YOU BASTARD SONS OF BITCHES I LIFT SOLELY OUT OF CONTEMPT FOR YOUR KIND AND ALL PEDIATRICIANS AND OBSTSTITRICIANS AND OBGYNS YOU ALL NEED TO GO DIE AND I'M THE ONE WHO DESERVES TO KILL YOU ALL DIE DIE DIE SCUM SUCKING ANIMALS I WANT TO PUNCH YOU SONS OF BITCHES AAAARARARARFAGAFAGFAFAFAGHGAGAFGGGGHGHGHGAA
long messy hair is the sexiest fucking thing ever
333
3
3
yes
my very own Caska
4 pls
dude shut the fuck up
body marking
Are you stupid? You don't even understand the party you ascribe to, so you must be dumb as fuck. Like someone who applies to taco bell, ready to make some cheeseburgers - you do not have a full understanding of what you represent. You might aswell hope to find a jew that supports Hitler.
Here's what i recommend you do: subscribe to prager university on youtube. Everytime they have a minority in their videos, PAY ATTENTION THAT THE MINORITY THEY TROTTED PUT WAS ONLY BECAUSE THEY WERE A MINORITY, and then go fact check the vodeo that you are watching. They never have a video of a minority discussing any issue that isnt specifically to disarm the very same minority they are -- and even then, they miscontrue the argument and never understand the modern day issue. I could go on and on. but if you genuinely think you aren't a totally retarded piece of shit for what you just said, then maybe try to understand WHY you may just be totally fucking retarded.
