>go to Supercuts to get a haircut
>it's a woman
>usually it's a guy
>she sits me down and puts the cape over me
>asks what I want done
>really nervous because I don't like getting my hair cut
>so say "oh just the usual"
>?
>she asks me more awkward questions and I just answer yes or no, (just want whatever and to leave at this point)
>starts cutting my hair
>she looks pissed so I don't look at her, which makes her more pissed as she has to keep moving my head
>I'm visibly uncomfortable at this point almost to the point of shaking
>suddenly she stops
>"sir are you touching yourself?"
>don't really understand the question so say "err I think so?"
>"sir please stop"
>still don't understand how can I stop touching myself? is she joking
>she calls the manager
>sir please stop touching yourself immediately or you have to leave
>still don't understand, how can I stop my body from physically touching other parts of it?
>get angry and tell them that what there asking is impossible
>they kick me out and threaten call the cops
>realise they thought I was masturbating
>can't get my hair cut at Supercuts anymore.
Go to Supercuts to get a haircut
>go to barber shop
>short back and sides please boss
>fall asleep while a turkish man caresses my head
>need haircut
>walk into my bathroom
>cut hair with hair clipper set
Why aren't you cutting your own hair yet robots? You save money and don't have to interact with anybody
this, more because I'm going bald but ever since I was a teen I've been buzzing my own hair, jutst get a nice pair of clippers and buzz it or trim it, or you can grow your hair out, much better than going to a hair salon or those stinky, greasy barbershops full of old wankers
>falling for the haircut jew
Just act cool dude? The regular??? What the fuck is that.... just don't be so awkward chill out a little and you'll be ok.
>Go to get a haircut
>"just a trim, take like two inches off"
Feels good taking the /longhairpill/ with curls
>go to a male hair stylist
>tell them what I want
>talk for a half hour about non-normie shit
>leave feeling happier and looking better
My biggest issue with haircuts used to be going to Supercuts where I'd always get someone new cutting my hair (and usually butchering it) or going to a barber shop where the dude would take over an hour cutting my hair with clippers while having anger issues (verbally fighting with other barbers or taking a phone call in middle of cutting my hair and arguing) and commenting on my stiff sitting posture. He also switched places every 6 months, possibly getting fired from all of them. After he left for the third barber shop, I switched to my current hair stylist.
At Supercuts one of the hairstylists used to blatantly flirt with me, pressing her boobs against my shoulders, gently whispering in my ears like it was ASMR, and asking about my wife so I'd inevitably tell her I'm single and she would flirt more. She was around 38 while I was 21. Felt nice at the time, but retrospect kind of creepy.
>"sir are you touching yourself?"
>don't really understand the question so say "err I think so?"
>"sir please stop"
>still don't understand how can I stop touching myself? is she joking
>realise they thought I was masturbating
You need one of these
SAUCE ON PIC
FUCKING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
I faded my own hair and did a pretty good job with it
would do again
I noticed that women hair stylists get creeped the fuck out when they press themselves against me and I don't move away.
This is how they get their entertainment, what a bunch of jerks.
this, plus you can give yourself super custom anime hair
Yeah and also you look like fucking shit, retard
Maybe if it's your first time doing it
I regularly get compliments on my hair and they are surprised when I tell them I cut it myself
You just gotta experiment a bit and find a style that fits
>Haven't cut my hair in 4 years
>Long and luxurious full head of hair
>Only shampoo once a week
Feels good man. Haircuts are neo-slave branding for NPCs.
tfw havent cut my hair in almost 2 years and i have some friends who say i look like a tranny
JUST
You look like a tranny. Trust me I've gone down the long hair route.
I mean I have masculine facial features so I couldn't pass as a girl if I wanted to. I hit the white Chad genetic lottery but I'm actually autistic and would rather live as a dirty hippie in the woods than participate in mainstream society.
It's weird that the only people telling me to "get a haircut" are soulless drones devoid of fun in their lives. Aka former bosses, teachers, preachers, ect. I wasn't allowed hair longer than 2 inches all throughout grade school.
This got me thinking that long, free growing hair represents much more than laziness, it represents freedom, and many people are salty that they aren't free and thus want you to cut your dirty hippy hair so you will become as miserable as them.
>I mean I have masculine facial features so I couldn't pass as a girl if I wanted to.
some people say i look like a tranny and some people say i just look like a regular guy but with long hair, so i dont actually really know which is correct. im not actually a tranny by the way.
>This got me thinking that long, free growing hair represents much more than laziness, it represents freedom, and many people are salty that they aren't free and thus want you to cut your dirty hippy hair so you will become as miserable as them.
i agree with this, normalfags also do this for other things too, such as when you sleep. i perfer to just randomly sleep whenever and not really have a set time for it, meanwhile the normalfags feel like they have to sleep at the exact same time every day and get really mad if they temporarily get woken up.
Should have gone to SportClips lad
>pressing her boobs against my shoulders
I literally never get this
>Ask barber for a buzz cut, just shave all my hair off.
>barber does some normie hair cut instead that takes longer than it should
Why do they always do this? You're still getting paid the same, just do what I said and fucking cut it all off ffs.
I use to but I kept missing parts on the back of my head every time, regardless how many times I go over the same spot.
I find it weird indeed how set normies are in their sleep scheduling. I can understand keeping it set so you can wake up for work and stuff but I know some people who set alarms for their days off to be up and about at certain times so their sleep schedule is never off.
You should cut your hair with a dominican man
They cut hair really good and they do details and shit
Also
Checked
>Getting a barber for a buzz cut when you can literally do that yourself for free
It's not even a skilled cut it's industrial trim all over your head with the trimmer. Ffs my mom gave me those all thru elementary because it was fast and you could do it in 5 minutes with a hand tied behind your back.
I get this all the time at great clips. I never see the same woman twice so I don't tip(lol). I do get shampoo because the scalp massage from a pretty woman feels nice.
every time i set an alarm even if its really early in the morning i always wake up before it, unplug the clock so it doesn't go off then forget what i needed to wake up for and fall back to sleep. i'm cursed
>he doesn't cut his own hair
cutting your own hair is the only way for robots. I didn't realize so many normies were on here.