/britfeel/

Who /wagie/?

Anyone else looking forward to work tomorrow?

if there isn't a GCHQ presence in here at this point i'd be surprised

found a really comfy dwarf fortress youtube channel
he draws little pictures to help visualise whats happening

andrew is legit cia

There probably is, and I find it amusing they've probably had the OP image up on a projector in a meeting at some point

/here/

going to be a good toilboy and go to bed early

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You alright lads, been up to any nefarious /devilish/ criminal activities recently?

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I've got a relatively late start tomorrow and an easy day too, have fun lad

>be incel
>mum finds my condoms
>she asks me who I'm seeing and who I'm sneaking in the house
>"n-nobody"
>asks if it's a girl
>"no!"
>"I-I mean I uh, just w-wear them sometimes uhm, it's... posh..."
>she gives me an incredulous look and a long, drawn out "riiight"
>"well at least you're being safe"
>try to explain again but she just walks away
>as she's heading down the stairs she calls up "and make sure he does too"

I've been in my room since. I cannot face my family. How do I fix this?

i feel like people are really judgmental towards me because im different

theres a puppetmaster at work in these threads and it's NOT who you think it is...

i mean, you said it. your mum didnt seem to give a fuck. you are the one making it a big deal.

oh, obviously they would sell less tickets. they have all that to get the crowd excited.

Ebin literally rules these threads from his lair deep in the windowless basement rooms of the grand hotel

>GCHQ user you had a presentation for us?
>yes yes, I'd like to present you this thread from Jow Forums
>its called Britfeel *shows the image*
>there are some very strange things coming out of this thread that I think need further investigation
>okay we will put sleepers in
>they are 'britnormie' and 'andrew'

oh your name was deb-oh-rah
...it, never suited yah

she thinks I'm gay
I'm not gay

Didn't wank for a week, wanked three times today

>parents got a new sky subscription
>gave me the old sky box
>gutted it for parts
>pretty much got a free 1.5TB harddrive
feels good desu ne

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>Andrew, have you managed to obtain images of the posters as we requested
>"Yes sir. But only their shoes"

There is no puppet master of britfeel, this place is too large, organic and has too much entropy for a puppetmaster.

You could probably force a meme into the OP image if you put enough effort in, but nothing more

oof falling for their lies
you dont how deep it goes

>too large

There's about 15 regulars.

You think what he's doing is actually funny when in fact he's locking up lads daily, wonder why the threads are going slower recently?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45777689

based graham lineham

Cheers man.
I'll talk out of here. Don't want to shit up this place with my blogwank. How do I contact ye
No sleep for me yet. Anyway, I done some mincing. What's been going on in your day?

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>and where is the time stamp?
>"oh well I put my ambassador trip so we can find the thread!"

>Not even worth selling at that price
4 quid for a DS Sonic game is great

the rest of the stuff is compeltely worthless to me, I don't even have a PS3, just happy to get anythin for them

get a prozzie over and fuck her loudly

>Cheers man.
idiota
Meant for you. Cheers mate.

looks like Andrew lol

not so sure about that lid, though I don't think the person pulling the strings is a personality

haha epic greentext user ! xD xD

This leather belt I bought and wear absolutely reeks. I think its because I stand in front of a fan heater in the kitchen and it warms up

Every regular poster who has 3/4 bait/characters going thinks they're some sort of 'puppet master'.

Jow Forums is probably the largest organic 'social network' that doesn't have an agreement with the CIA etc like Facebook does

They would be stupid not to actively monitor Jow Forums around the clock. Likewise the British services would probably monitor the UK specific threads.

>GCHQ agents have to watch every YouTube link that is shared
>Someone posts Timmy
>GCHQ agent recognised their old colleague

Just made a big pot of chili, what are you lads cooking tonight?

>based
He's poz as fuck. Shame he got a warning for calling out what is clearly a bloke.

No it doesn't.

they can't even see the strings

but only one of them is
tee hee

I recently bought a 20 bong leather belt and it's brilliant. My old one stank and was flaking too

'right lads?

pizza and hot fuzz tonight with a couple beers

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had a big roast dinner earlier might have a couple of crackers before bed though

>thinking they don't

lmao
why do you think the boards freeze all the time?

Anyone know what happened with that moscow airport threat a few threads back? Was that just a larp?

all i can say is, record the first letter of every post made exactly on the hour

>I want a location on Kike Night, NOW!
>He was there a second ago sir, I swear!
>The guy's a damn master of disguise!

just saw that video of the lad 'ciding and being impaled on the pole

wew

try feeling her up a bit, see if she gets the message

mummy date night when?

Hahaha wow, how long have you been planning that!

Post your Boomers, Doomers, and Zoomers.

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having some nutella on toast and i just bit my cheek
OW OW OWWW

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Been up for five hours now, had some soup and a a sandwich, played vidya, now I'm trying to decide if I should just go back to bed. I was supposed to go to a family Sunday dinner, but that fell through. /blog
If you were earlier asking about zolpidem vs zoplicone for short term sleep disorders, zoplicone has less of a sedative effect IMO, but you might find it hard to get either prescribed at your age. I take a large dose of melatonin most nights and it lets me sleep for ages.
Be nice to mummy, you only get one.

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Do you not have work in the morning?

>be GCHQ agent
>Superiors constantly berate you
>See the 'beat GCHQ agent' meme
>Most praise you've ever received
>End up going native

gchq agents would have questioned ebin by now tbqh

I know a guy who works at GCHQ and he said its a shambles

I just did this while eating my din dins ;_; feels bad man
feel better soon fren

This is one of my favourites, got a load of webms stored but I forget if they work on Jow Forums - with sound?

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Really craving a takeaway, lads. Will it make me happy?

I want to kill myself when I think about having to go into work. Pure dread
Thank fuck I'm off from Wednesday taking some holidays

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i am always nice to my mum

What do you do lad, warehouse that's 0.5% English?

going away anywhere lad?

>tfw have said these exact words
am i autistic

no, there is no temporary pleasure or material thing that will make you happy
but you'll probably enjoy it all the same so that's not a reason not too. It can just be a takeaway rather than a source of happiness and that's fine

Wouldn't say I'm looking forward to it, but I do desperately need to make some money.

This one cost either 16 or 20 bong from Next

Use electricity

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No it makes you a zoomer

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would like to go to hong kong 2bh

>bite brothers
>cheek chums

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Is it just me or do these threads get a lot less posters than they used to?

>no sun glasses

I also bought mine from next..quite high quality

Got a trip to Leeds tomorrow for work.

we joke about it
but it makes me wonder

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No just a boring and stressful 9-5 office job with a lot of shitty client calls

Going to /london/ to catch a few gigs. Can't fookin wait. Going to see Okkervil River, Mark Kozelek/Sun Kil Moon and Current 93

>Mark Kozelek
very good lad

Fuck it just having some milky coffee and a sandwich instead. Stupid to be spending on takeaways and I know I'll regret it later. Gonna eat, shower then pull an all nighter probably with Forza Horizon 4 and stardew.

Why Andrew of all people

>figgington
international noncing hq

Nice, which vidya did you play. I'm holding off playing anything until rdr2. I did ask about a drug for sleeping a few days ago and zopiclone cropped up, that was you I assume. Already putting things in place for that, thankyou again if that was you, seems like it will suit me down.

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>accident allies
>mouth mates
we'll get through this together lid

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becuase his larps are a front for GCHQ

'upper strensham'

Marko likes this

Watching x factor and chilling

why are you torturing yourself with x factor?

FUCK

I'll just go kill myself now

I've heard that he can be quite grumpy though and he picks on random audience members. Hope he's in a good mood and doesn't boolie me

youtube.com/watch?v=Sy8cklFZ3sA