ITT: lies

i'll start

>bench is a compound movement

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learn to bench then

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>squats are useful

>strength builds size

unironically

>girls like big muscles

>he never had a hamstring or mid foot cramp from a properly done bench press.

>abs makes you stronger

OP is heterosexual

>Gym memberships are worth it.
>5x5 gains better mass
>you need more than 70 grams of protein when you're not on a cut
>body weight exercises are worthless
>you need heavy lifts to increase test
>cardio kills gains

> it's supposed to build my chest
> that's why i use my legs

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>If you keep lifting she'll come back

Haha

>being more muscular than pic related is healthier.

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>squats and dead are enough for core

>you're not warmed up untill you physically feel warm

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You’re retarded.

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>I love you for who you are

>Cardio kills gains

bench is a full body movement

That’s actually fucking funny
>just sit in a sauna to warm up

> SS is a useful program for beginners who are simply looking for abs and aesthetic and dgaf about powerlifting

>It's possible to lift for mass without steroids.

I'm done with this fucking site.

Curiosity:

t. retard

>can't even squat body weight
>worried about aesthetics

This is a totally original thread idea and not a re-skinned "Meanwhile, on bizarro [board]" thread.

that shit is the worst

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> bench press
glenohumeral joint + elbow joint + sternoclavicular joint = compound
You fucking brainlet

implying how much you squat has any effect on aesthetics. all those memes about "skipping leg day" guys just have small calves so thats all that really matters on the legs, quads just need to not be too small

>Curls work your traps
>Wearing a hoodie during workout increases fat burn

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on blood my nigga I ain't finna lie...

Glad to hear this happens to other people as well.

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I've actually suffered a minor hamstring tear from benching.

I make no claims to being a smart man but that's still something special right there.

>I'll start

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Youre a compound dumbass

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Calisthenics are heavy lifts when you're morbidly obese

>not pressing 3pl8
No wonder

I guarantee everyone's thighs on Jow Forums are too small

Underrated kek

>Jow Forums gives good lifting advice

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ha