I'm going to Jamaica again for 5 days soon. Any ideas on what should I do?

I'm going to Jamaica again for 5 days soon. Any ideas on what should I do?

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Not go. I heard it's rough. Locals will pester you nonstop for gibs or to come to their shop and buy something.

Get murdered by yardies?

You can get the entire Jamaica experience by smoking weed on your front lawn, eating spicy-ass jerk chicken, and then inviting every nigger in town to come fuck your crush in front of you.

Just cancel your tickets now, boy.

Don't leave the resort, ever
Also don't try to buy drugs from locals

Ask for some natty dread rastas to breed your white sissy hole ayy

Jamaican here the only redeeming quality Jamaica has is its food North American KFC, Patties, West Indian Food suck ass so try those other than that DO NOT EXPLORE
are correct everywhere not a tourist approved area is a shit hole if you don't like Jamaican food cancel your flight now

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Why not buy weed there? I assume it's probably bomb and cheap af

people like to lace it with nasty stuff
also weed is illegal there so you can get fined heavily if caught
I don't do drugs but I hear in Canada weed is more inexpensive and safer than in Jamaica
Personally never going back to that shit hole not for all the good KFC in the world

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>weed is illegal in Jamaica
u wot m8

Fuck lots of thick black girls i imagine.

Na its kool I'm part jamaican, I can deal with the rumble

>wanting super mega AIDS

O shit just googled it got legalized recently sorry for the misinformation I haven't been there in over a decade

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Some holiday destination, eh?

To think that Jamaica was once regarded as the jewel in Britain's crown, and Port Royal was at one point one of the richest cities in the world... Man, why do niggers have to ruin everything?

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hang out with me at sovereign

Do u still live in Jamaica user

Because the whites were to weak to throw them out.

That's just a regular video. Racist

nope and i'm not going back ever
I value my comfort too much

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OP here, how do you feel about visiting? Feels great there

again the only redeeming quality of Jamaica is its food if I was loaded enough to glut myself on food while in the hotel room I would reluctantly go else fuck that place its a shithole almost everyone I used to know has since moved away to England/US/Canada/Japan and the people who live there dream of moving away ASAP

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Last point is right in that jamaican chicks LOVE white guys its a common theme in Jamaican comedies to encourage daughters to marry lightskin/white people so the grandkids can be light skinned I swear idk how you can be an average white male and still be a robot when literally every race of females want your stock

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say "wagwan" to a random rasta fag and smoke a joint

Fugg you traitor

I saw a really stack black chick today with the highest boobies.
Nice hour shape figure and thicc lips.
Still wouldn't.

enjoy getting shot up by some gangbangger while going for ox tail faggot ill be up here where its cold with mah warm tendies

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>North American KFC
bruv we set the standard in kfc
local kfc isnt the shit you get abroad

lol keep thinking that m8 wouldn't feed my dog North American KFC

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............exactly

where did you escape o?

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Canada the KFC here taste like its only seasoned with salt and you only see chinks and whites buying it

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Prepare yourself for the BBC